• A journey to the psyche of a normal Facepuncher.
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[QUOTE=rivershark;25928925]The Normal facepuncher (certainly not all of them) is a 16 year old British or American Liberal Athiest who in some form or another plays games made by Valve.[/QUOTE] I'm the second one :smug: Portal ftw
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25928829]not until you've seen gmf[/QUOTE] it's going to be a while. I've heard conflicting stories about more lax rules and it's awesome/it's shit/whatever. Sounds like the rest of FP.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928866]I'm guessing GMF is "Gold Member Forum" from your ealier post. What do i do for gold membership?[/QUOTE] Suck Garry off.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928951]I'm the second one :smug: Portal ftw[/QUOTE] L4D, L4D2, and TF2 are the major valve games played here. Gmod is the other major played game. A lot of people play minecraft and MW2 as well.
[QUOTE=WaterdotzofSS;25928897]Facepunch isn't cool enough to be like Nazi Germany.[/QUOTE] It used to be like the concentration camps way back when it first started. Garry was Hitler. The Mods were the Gestapo. Gold members were Nazi's and all regular members were Jews and other prisoners.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;25928946]Another £20 says you have helmet hair[/QUOTE] Okay, NOW you're just looking at my FB.
Good lord, around 20 people posted in this thread at almost the same time. Shit confused me.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25928741]there are some things you need to know before you go and do something stupid. [B]1. blue members (look at your name) are the lowest of the low, the serfs of Facepunch.[/B] 2. red members are banned 3. Gold members (look at my username for an example of what golds look like) are all pussy magnets, no exceptions 4. Green members are supreme overlords. all blues are required to procreate with a green member at least once per hour. 5. To advance in rank, you must cut off your toe and send it to garry, or be born into the ranks. 6. Garry is a myth.[/QUOTE] Fuck dammit.
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;25928977]L4D, L4D2, and TF2 are the major valve games played here. Gmod is the other major played game. A lot of people play minecraft and MW2 as well.[/QUOTE] Cool! Looks like i'll fit right in.
[QUOTE=Mamok Zalku;25928981]It used to be like the concentration camps way back when it first started. Garry was Hitler. The Mods were the Gestapo. Gold members were Nazi's and all regular members were Jews and other prisoners.[/QUOTE] We still have the gestapo.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928987]Okay, NOW you're just looking at my FB.[/QUOTE] Word of advice, never link your fb profile. Ever. Facepunchers have compulsions to fuck with other members' personal lives just because they can. The less we know about you, the better off you are. Seriously, we've ended relationships and made complete outcasts of people who dared link anything from their FB. This includes pictures.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928394]I guess so... im 16.[/QUOTE] This is the crux of the problem: we don't need to know. Why would anyone in their right mind share this information with a forum composed of complete strangers who are, based on their habits, just as likely to fuck you over than any other group of people on the internet? We don't need to know your [I]name,[/I] we don't need to know you're [I]new,[/I] we don't need to know how many years you've managed to [I]scrape a meagre and unremarkable existence,[/I] all we need to know is how many boxcars you've made in gmod and what you thought of MW2
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928987]Okay, NOW you're just looking at my FB.[/QUOTE] Another £20 says you have a blue jacket.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928987]Okay, NOW you're just looking at my FB.[/QUOTE] And for the Knock out, £40 says you wear jeans that cost over £25
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928910]Okay, so all I have to do is not get permabanned and i make it? Sounds like a challenge. How can I prevent that?[/QUOTE] Well, I got to gold on my last account, but I got permabanned for posting a shock image in a thread full of shock images. Everyone else in the thread was banned for a maximum of one day.
Hello.
Welcome to FacePunch. Have a look around and enjoy your stay. Post in the right sections, don't respond to trolls and don't piss of TH89. Also don't use anime avatars unless you're brave.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;25929025]And for the Knock out, £40 says you wear jeans that cost over £25[/QUOTE] FFFFFFFFff-
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;25928534]Well it wasn't me that opened it. Whew.[/QUOTE] We have to leak the link periodically, otherwise it stagnates.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25928741]there are some things you need to know before you go and do something stupid. 1. blue members (look at your name) are the lowest of the low, the serfs of Facepunch. 2. red members are banned 3. Gold members (look at my username for an example of what golds look like) are all pussy magnets, no exceptions 4. Green members are supreme overlords. all blues are required to procreate with a green member at least once per hour. 5. To advance in rank, you must cut off your toe and send it to garry, or be born into the ranks. 6. Garry is a myth.[/QUOTE] Umm excuse me Mr. Buttsex there's nothing here about former gold members with banned main accounts.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgreV2;25929029]Well, I got to gold on my last account, but I got permabanned for posting a shock image in a thread full of shock images. Everyone else in the thread was banned for a maximum of one day.[/QUOTE] Gold members are usually expected to be more behaved. That's probably why.
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;25929069]Welcome to FacePunch. Have a look around and enjoy your stay. Post in the right sections, don't respond to trolls and don't piss of TH89. Also don't use anime avatars unless you're brave.[/QUOTE] This is N from Pokemon Black and WHite.
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;25929069]Welcome to FacePunch. Have a look around and enjoy your stay. Post in the right sections, don't respond to trolls and don't piss of TH89. Also don't use anime avatars unless you're brave.[/QUOTE] don't say ANYTHING about (I am not entirely sure what term to use) around TH89. Really, just don't. Instead watch the fun as he bans anyone else who dares.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgreV2;25929029]Well, I got to gold on my last account, but I got permabanned for posting a shock image in a thread full of shock images. Everyone else in the thread was banned for a maximum of one day.[/QUOTE] you probably got silent banned [editline]8th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=C0linSSX;25929091]Umm excuse me Mr. Buttsex there's nothing here about former gold members with banned main accounts.[/QUOTE] because you're just a blue again goddamn [QUOTE=Anti Christ;25929094]Gold members are usually expected to be more behaved. That's probably why.[/QUOTE] not true at all
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25929099]This is N from Pokemon Black and WHite.[/QUOTE] Also, we're all nostalgic for pokemon, so just say that you like the original one best and we'll mostly leave you alone. [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25929105]you probably got silent banned[/QUOTE] What the hell is "silent banned"?
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;25929104]don't say ANYTHING about [b]African Americans[/b] around TH89. Really, just don't. Instead watch the fun as he bans anyone else who dares.[/QUOTE] quick! fix it before you get banned
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgreV2;25929143]Also, we're all nostalgic for pokemon, so just say that you like the original one best and we'll mostly leave you alone. [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] What the hell is "silent banned"?[/QUOTE] Red and Blue are the best! The remake, not so much.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgreV2;25929143] What the hell is "silent banned"?[/QUOTE] A bitchslap that doesn't make a sound.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25929172]quick! fix it before you get banned[/QUOTE] Actually, TH89 is more likely to ban for [B]African Americans [/B] because it implies that all black people come from Africa. And are American.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgreV2;25929143]What the hell is "silent banned"?[/QUOTE] banned no reason specified
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