Colony - Post-apocalyptic "reality" show coming to Discovery - General

[QUOTE=Lankist;16080759]She actually isn't that bad looking. But I suppose you only want to have sex with women who look like Paris Hilton. [editline]03:50PM[/editline] Oh, I forgot, the only women you people have ever seen nude had names like Kandi Suxxx[/QUOTE] Chill-the-fuck-out.

John Cohn is the new internet badass

Bet your bitchasses the old bearded man will be the last one standing

I usually don't give a damn about these kinds of shows but I might want to check this one out.

Looks kick ass. [editline]04:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Bean-O;16081262]I usually don't give a damn about [B]these kinds of shows[/B] but I might want to check this one out.[/QUOTE] Care to share?

reality shows

I think we saw the best in that trailer. Solar panels? C'mon! When they showed those people's expertises like rocket science, they just jumped the shark there.

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;16080848]I do know a lot of people who look a lot better.[/QUOTE] Surprise. No you don't. That's what women look like without makeup.

This shit gonna suck balls , probably they are gonna build a fucking spaceship in 3 days ,btw hooker :downs:

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;16080696][img]http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/bios/images/amy-west400x300.jpg[/img] You're telling me this fucking thing is female?![/QUOTE] What the fuck she looks like Jack Bauer

It sounds better than Deadliest Catch, which is a piece of shit.

[QUOTE=Zombii;16082605]It sounds better than Deadliest Catch, which is a piece of shit.[/QUOTE] You don't know shit, Deadliest Catch is the best show on Discovery. Time Bandit 4 Lyfe.

[quote=morbo!!!;16080696][img]http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/bios/images/amy-west400x300.jpg[/img] you're telling me this fucking thing is female?![/quote] oh my god!! Normal people don't look like superstars without their makeup!! This show sux!!! Oh emm gee!!!

[QUOTE=Rygar69;16070040]I wish there was a nerd guy there saying "I played Fallout 3 I know this!!!"[/QUOTE] I wish they would just make a reality show out of Fallout. Maybe.

[QUOTE=Bledrix;16069481]Ha no Asian people in the Future.[/QUOTE] They blew the earth up and went to Mars.

[img]http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/bios/images/amy-west400x300.jpg[/img] how the fuck is that a girl

[QUOTE=rilez;16083087][img]http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/bios/images/amy-west400x300.jpg[/img] how the fuck is that a girl[/QUOTE] She's a girl for the same reason you are a virgin.

ITT: People that can't stand seeing other people on TV unless they have millions worth of make-up all over the place. [QUOTE=Lankist;16082643]You don't know shit, Deadliest Catch is the best show on Discovery. Time Bandit 4 Lyfe.[/QUOTE] Fuck yeah, Time Bandit.

[QUOTE=Lankist;16083114]She's a girl for the same reason you are a virgin.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry I set my standards at average

where is the black guy

[QUOTE=rilez;16083153]I'm sorry I set my standards at average[/QUOTE] Standards like only being in the presence of women who are on VHS.

[QUOTE=VaultBoi;16083166]where is the black guy[/QUOTE] After the apocalypse they were left without their average supply of chicken, watermelon, and grape drank. Because of this the black population severely dwindled.

[QUOTE=Lankist;16082643]You don't know shit, Deadliest Catch is the best show on Discovery. Time Bandit 4 Lyfe.[/QUOTE] It was the best thing on Discovery for the 1st season (for me). It's getting pretty old.

How come so many old electricians survived armageddon? And to everyone who says that the nobodies would die first, I don't think that's true. There are so many of them, at least some of them would have to survive for more than a few [i]days[/i].

[QUOTE=Makh;16083578]I don't think that's true.[/QUOTE] The only reason you think that is because you know you'd be dead with them. The apocalypse is utilitarian. If you don't have a practical skill you'll be dead. If it makes you feel better we'd all be dead.

I wish humanity wasn't so concerned with morals, or ethical issues. Shows like this would be a lot more interesting if they were allowed to let the people die on camera.

[QUOTE=Lankist;16083842]The only reason you think that is because you know you'd be dead with them. The apocalypse is utilitarian. If you don't have a practical skill you'll be dead. If it makes you feel better we'd all be dead.[/QUOTE] I think you need to watch the postman. [img]http://www.movietrimmer.com/content/default/english/images/movies/46065_3.jpg[/img]

[b]this[/b] is television im watching this till the fucking end. pure genius.

[QUOTE=Lankist;16083842]The only reason you think that is because you know you'd be dead with them. The apocalypse is utilitarian. If you don't have a practical skill you'll be dead. If it makes you feel better we'd all be dead.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I don't doubt that I would be dead, but that doesn't mean out of 6 billion people, only martial arts experts, engineers, and nurses would survive.

[QUOTE=RichardNixon;16086809]I think you need to watch the postman. [img]http://www.movietrimmer.com/content/default/english/images/movies/46065_3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That is a film. With Kevin Costner in it. Next you'll tell me to watch Dances with Wolves to learn about Sioux culture.