Colony - Post-apocalyptic "reality" show coming to Discovery - General

[QUOTE=evilweazel;16090368]If ones a giant, 300 pound slob who cant take care of them self, the deserve some kind of wake up call.[/QUOTE] No, because that's not your place to say.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;16090199]I don't mind telling the ugly ones they are ugly, and no I only like women who dont have a shit ton of makeup on their face, or all those weird stripes in their hair, breasts the size of a house, etc. But that one....blah. OH. You never answered my question, what makes you think she looks ok?[/QUOTE] The funny thing is, The women you probably do have an interest in do wear a shitload of makeup but you are just to stupid to beleive it. Tell me, Do you see any makeup in this? [media]http://www.birtak.com/hollywood/photos/mena-suvari-2.jpg[/media] Answer truthfully now. But yes, The show would be much cooler if they used airsoft/paintball guns and if you got shot in the head or something wild like that then you would be off the show. I mean, Unless they all suck at building a decent fort, they could probably make it to week 10 with at least 1-3 people alive if not more. Also, People being added/removed from the show would be pretty interesting as well.

Discovery Channel will be the next Cartoon Network. After this they will wander farther and farther from the "discovery" part of the channel and eventually have generic reality shows like every other channel has and every tool will ask "HEY DID YOU SEE LAST NIGHT'S CELEBRITY ISLAND SURVIVAL 3? SO FUNNY LOL!" and the few who actually have an IQ higher than 20 will say "Remember when Discovery was good?"

[QUOTE=trent_roolz;16090361]Haven't you ever watched Scooby Doo? The best looking are always the first to go. Not that Daphne is good looking, Scooby Doo is 100% ugly anyway.[/QUOTE] Scooby Doo mirrored. Which one's uglier now? [URL=http://img106.imageshack.us/i/weirdscooby.jpg/][IMG]http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4898/weirdscooby.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[QUOTE=abcpea;16087230]Woah, that gives me an idea: how awesome would a reality show set in Chernobyl be?[/QUOTE] Not very considering that they'd have to leave the area after a week or two.

[img]http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/bios/images/amy-west400x300.jpg[/img] I can't say she's ugly, because she isn't, but I don't think I can ever find her attractive if she keeps reminding me of Jack Bauer. [editline]11:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Valdor;16090615] But yes, The show would be much cooler if they used airsoft/paintball guns and if you got shot in the head or something wild like that then you would be off the show. I mean, Unless they all suck at building a decent fort, they could probably make it to week 10 with at least 1-3 people alive if not more. Also, People being added/removed from the show would be pretty interesting as well.[/QUOTE] Does anyone remember that show I think it was called manhunt. These people were on an Island and they had to survive, but they were being tracked by 3 guys with paintball guns and traps it was so awesome.

John Cohn and Vlad Beck seem cool. It will be cool to see everybody else get defensive around them and hate them for knowing what they're doing. In a real life scenario, doctors would be really useful, but seeing as it's a reality show, it's pretty [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-downs.gif[/img].

This looks really awesome!

Meh, it looks a bit corny, but I'll watch it anyway. Oh, and I love you Lankist.

It seems kinda stupid to have marauders as in reality they'd try to kill eachother. Now they can't do shit to defend themselves.

[QUOTE=abcpea;16087230]Woah, that gives me an idea: how awesome would a reality show set in Chernobyl be?[/QUOTE] It wouldn't be.

This is is a cool idea for a show, but not a reality show. They're in no real danger. Obviously "reality" in "reality show" doesn't mean what it's supposed to.

[img]http://www.fingel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hashima2.jpg[/img] Old abandoned mining city, do it Discovery channel you pussies.

[img]http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/bios/images/john-cohn400x300.jpg[/img] Badass.

[QUOTE=MindMuncher;16087471] That and I would like more post apocalyptic movies not sponsored and run by sci-fi [B](now Sy-Fy for some retard reason)[/B] as they end up terrible... [/QUOTE] Huh?

Very interesting concept, but i dont think thats an accurate representation of society. Needs more stupid unskilled people.

[QUOTE=Bredirish123;16090278]It's never right to tell a girl she's ugly. Whether it's true or not, you break the gentleman's code by doing that. It makes you look like a complete dick. And who wants to be known as the dick of trades?[/QUOTE] You are very smart, sir. You have my respect as one of the opposite gender.

[QUOTE=johngrimm;16093930][img_thumb]http://www.fingel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hashima2.jpg[/img_thumb] Old abandoned mining city, do it Discovery channel you pussies.[/QUOTE] It's a shame that Japan has that island off limits. I'll enjoy this show I think, it's basically 'Junkyard Wars: Extended' and I don't know about you but junkyard wars in all it's cheesiness was awesome, I wonder if they will adopt coloured jumpers and start going by names like 'The Red Death' or 'Post Apoc Pink' ^_^

Highly intriguing.

[QUOTE=Lankist;16080759]She actually isn't that bad looking. But I suppose you only want to have sex with women who look like Paris Hilton. [editline]03:50PM[/editline] Oh, I forgot, the only women you people have ever seen nude had names like Kandi Suxxx[/QUOTE] You have no taste. At all. [editline]11:55PM[/editline] I also hope there isn't shitty regular Reality Show cinematography.

[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16097757]You have no taste. At all. [editline]11:55PM[/editline] I also hope there isn't shitty regular Reality Show cinematography.[/QUOTE] You were born in 1993

[QUOTE=Faren;16094086]Huh?[/QUOTE] SciFi changed its name to SyFy a few days ago. Something to do with being able to copyright SyFy, where SciFi was too generic or something. Doesnt make the name any less retarded though. Anyway, This show looks interesting. I'll at least watch the first episode, maybe the season if its good.

So it's got raiders, slavers, and possibly ghouls? Also, I hope at least one of these guys has played Fallout 3 and tries to make a Rock-it Launcher or something.

[img]http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/bios/images/amy-west400x300.jpg[/img] If this woman's hair doesn't grow blond at the roots, the colonists still have outside contact, as her eyelashes are either non-existent, or blond.

[QUOTE=Kagrenak;16100658][img]http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/bios/images/amy-west400x300.jpg[/img] If this woman's hair doesn't grow blond at the roots, the colonists still have outside contact, as her eyelashes are either non-existent, or blond.[/QUOTE] Or she doesn't have any eyeliner on.

[QUOTE=Bledrix;16069481]Ha no Asian people in the Future.[/QUOTE] "Leilani was born in Osan City, Korea."

[QUOTE=Lankist;16100986]Or she doesn't have any eyeliner on.[/QUOTE] Even with no mascara or eyeliner, in the picture, they'd still show up a little bit if she's a brunette naturally. That, plus I just don't think her hair colour looks natural.

[img]http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/colony/bios/images/john-cohn400x300.jpg[/img][img]http://www.filmhobbit.com/images/sections/6308/6308.jpg[/img] That is all.

No bimbos :frown:

To the people who are whining "[i]nun of dem are likeable! all r ugly no gud! >:([/i]", yeah, you're probably not going to find the hottest dates in town when shit hits the fan and the world goes down the drain.