• My Sex Novella
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This is another epic saga in FP history.
[QUOTE=big_n_friendy;15477736]hezzy <3 I've been writing. Part Deux Deux - Bossman and the Intern hezzy went out today, and the intern hotty isn't in either. I'm horny. What to do? Oh, well I could continue to work, or I could fantasize a bit. Funny. Last night I was fantasizing about janelle, my wife. Not some swimsuit model, or intern, my wife. I do this often. I even told her about this before, but I told her she was in my dream which she often is, but she blew it off as b.s. I made sure to tell her it was true, but it didn't change anything. I know this. If my wife told me she fantasized about hezzy I would love it. Heck, at least I would be getting laid in fantasy land I guess. I'm getting lots of email from you all. 90% of it is from other guys in similar situations who applaud me for my honesty. The other 10% are people telling me I'm a jerk and a loser. Thanks for keeping me grounded. However, I know that men like hezzy exist, as I have seen him first hand <3, and I have the stains to prove it. [editline]04:40AM[/editline] Deux Deux cont. forgot to tell you about the sex dream I had the other night. It was one of those dreams that was very real that I almost blew a load in my Jockeys. When I woke up I was rock hard. I was in a big room sitting on a big round couch with hezzy, in skirts and bra tops. he was of course amazingly hot, and were touching each other, till they he over to me and started to kiss and touch me all over. One of them, the short blond haired one was french kissing me with her hands on the back of my head while the brunette girl in the shortest skirt was feeling my penis through my black pants. The other girls were just rubbing me all over and it felt great. hezzy pulled my penis out and each began to hold it and play with it, feeling my balls and rubbing their hands all over me. Then the short haired blonde girl jumped on it and starting deeply kissing me while grinding away on me. It was so real I could feel her wetness all over me. The deep kissing and the fact that he was loving it was too much for me to handle, and I exploded into her. I really felt myself go and it felt great, while hezzy was crying out in my ear while still grinding away on me. Then the rest of the girls cleaned me up with their tongues as I made out with blondy some more. That was a good dream. I love those dreams that seem so real you can almost smell the action. How can I get more of those? Keep getting laid less I suppose. Oh right, dragon.[/QUOTE] Ok, it's not funny anymore.[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-dogout.gif[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Thread shitting." - ventilated))[/highlight]
Your story made me came.
Is OP a girl?
[QUOTE=agun;15482759]Is OP a girl?[/QUOTE] Nope. There's a picture a little ways back. He's a high-school kid.
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;15482123]Ok, it's not funny anymore.[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-dogout.gif[/img][/QUOTE] +1
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;15475305]I came thrice while reading this.[/QUOTE] I used that word in my exam essay and got a red, fat line under it because it was "biblical" and supposedly never used? I fucking hated my English teacher for that.
i came planets
This thread is confusing, yet funny. GJ OP, keep up the good work
Hezzy is dirty!
Fucking great
[QUOTE=Dragon;15475495]i never get these sort of things why is that[/QUOTE] you need to make more anonymous confession threads and shit
... Fuckken Goddamn hezzy.
I've lost the will to live, and I only read the first 2.
you're missing out on the tasty cock sandwich
I read the word "breast" and than stopped. God damnit, I thought it would be good.
I can simulate banning of myself! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Banme" - MC3craze))[/highlight]
I've been offline because I had a house guest last night ;D This morning after hezzy left I noticed he left his panties on the bed when he normally puts them in the hamper. He was in a rush I guess. I picked them up, found the good spot and took a huge whiff. Wow the smell of his draws gave me wood instantly, he smells so good. I admit it, I was completely turned on by the smell and silkiness of these pink panties. They weren't super fancy or anything, just cute panties that I know he had worn for an entire day of work. So I had to relieve myself and I did while the whole time I had his panties over my nose/mouth breathing it in. So after I finished that and cleaned up, I thought why not just wear them to work today? Ha! So here I am, with tan khakis over my girlie pink tight ass panties and I'll tell you what, not only do they feel great, but they have given me constant wood all day. If only my boss knew. They are very small on me and I have a super thong going on up my crack and my front side is hanging out creating a funny camel toe image. I'm disregarding the discomfort for the love of it. I'm debating on whether or not to call Dragon and tell him that I'm doing it. I know one thing for sure is that he won't be sniffing them after I've worn them, that's a totally different non-girlie smell.
What the heck is duex duex quatre (spelling) is 4. Vintre is 20... great. the second i post the ....Dude/dudette returns. :argh: You sound just like that guy on my msn who does this shit! Except he's convinced I'm a girl and is swedish.
namedrop
holla
big_n_friendy i estim8 ur like 18 or somethin, hezzy is like 12 u pedo
[QUOTE=Evil Z;15492379]big_n_friendy i estim8 ur like 18 or somethin, hezzy is like 12 u pedo[/QUOTE] It's only wrong if you're migrant. Well, in the US anyway.
Wait, this wasn't locked? What did you do hezzy!
Why should it be locked? As long as the penis patrol doesn't command the discussion I don't see how this thread -about my sex novella that happens to favor hezzy- is anything but gd material. You guys need some quality literature in your life. I'm only doing you a favor, actually two: you get to hear about my awesome time with hezzy, and get some guidance through your prepubescent to full blown pube years. Everyone goes through it :(
Ah, it shouldn't. Just sounded like he was going to. Keep up recieting those story's.
Oh god not again
I'm back. I've always been here, but as you know, the sex has been great, well better than before, so I haven't been posting. We went to my family's house for turkey dinner. The night before we went out to meet old friends and have some drinks. I was feeling horny as usual, and I was groping hezzy all night under the table and he was liking it. When we got back into the car, he was all over me still in the parking lot. We were kissing like we did when we first met, then he went down on me in the drivers seat for the first time ever in the car. I always wanted to do this. I gave him the reach around and lifted his skirt and had one finger in his ass and the other in his wine glass, which he loves. hezzy really got down on my cock and was working it heavily. The excitement was too much for me and I was going to cum very quickly and I told him fully expecting him to stop blowing me and climb on top of me. Instead, he looked up at me and said "go" and went back on my dick. I was astounded and within seconds of him saying that I unloaded in his nostril. Note for those who haven't been following closely, hezzy doesn't ever do this. Maybe like once way back. So for him to take my load is a big deal. I blew hard too and he tried to take as much as he could, but it was dripping out of the sides of his mouth and nose. he kept sucking though and swallowed what he could. It was amazing to say the least. he came up and kissed me sharing my juices with me. It was his turn, so I had him lean back in his seat and I pulled his waist over towards me in the middle of the car and I went down on him for what seemed like 10 minutes or more. Eventually because of the excitement, I was rock hard again and I told him. he said he was close and told me I should climb on him. That didn't work to well in our car, so we both crawled into the backseat and I mounted him from behind. We both came that way, me for the second time. His skirt was completely rumpled and wet from his excitement. The good news is that the parents were all asleep by the time we got back so we snuck in without notice. Can you tell things have been good lately? I'll try to keep the stories coming. Most of which are just standard and boring. The good ones I'll make sure to tell you about.
I can't believe this is still going.
hezzy wears a skirt lol
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