[QUOTE=DeadMollusk;16664422]Houston area fucking blows. Especially The Woodlands, where I have the misfortune of living.[/QUOTE]
Just outside of Katy isn't much better either... >.<
California is teh suckage. Bad beaches that are freezing cold. Shitty Economy. Laws for everything, taxes for everything. Expensive houses. Expensive Apartments. Shitty Law Enforcement. Shitty Schools.
I mean flush they made a law so you couldn't smoke in a public place like wtf...
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;16664557]At least I know how to use proper grammar.
And have you ever had a fat hog in a FEMA trailer for a neighbor on your left and a racist skinhead neo-Nazi as a neighbor on your right?
No, I didn't think so.
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Did I mention the FLDS guy with twelve wives who lived across the street from me? I think I did.[/QUOTE]
Way to live in a shitty area and blame it on the whole state.
[QUOTE=clonekiller;16664644]California is [B]teh suckage[/B]. Bad beaches that are freezing cold. Shitty Economy. Laws for everything, taxes for everything. Expensive houses. Expensive Apartments. Shitty Law Enforcement. Shitty Schools.
I mean flush they made a law so you couldn't smoke in a public place like wtf...[/QUOTE]
I really would agree with your statement but god dangit, you done went and voided it with those two words.
My dad lives in Texas... he moved there after he divorced my mother... then he moved to Austalia but now he's back in Texas... jerk.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;16664620]Whoa, I pissed somebody off somehow.
Now whatever did I do to you?[/QUOTE]
omg dong troll
[QUOTE=clonekiller;16664644]California is teh suckage. Bad beaches that are freezing cold. Shitty Economy. Laws for everything, taxes for everything. Expensive houses. Expensive Apartments. Shitty Law Enforcement. Shitty Schools.
I mean flush they made a law so you couldn't smoke in a public place like wtf...[/QUOTE]
Ah yes, I forgot, California has sales tax, as well as Washington. Oregon doesn't, but we have income tax up the ass, so I can't really brag too much.
Everyone knows Texas belongs to Mexico anyway.
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:smug:
Wait until Phreebird comes in here, he'll mouth your couch off.
[QUOTE=jcallan;16664681]Everyone knows Texas belongs to Mexico anyway.
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:smug:[/QUOTE]
No, only the area south of the Rio Grande "belongs" to Mexico. But we kicked their asses for it, so it's ours now dammit.
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ejwyhGZRnqs/R6YFTfwl85I/AAAAAAAAAR8/UC2dxPZAv-U/s400/full+metal+jacket.jpg[/img]
Only steers and queers come from Texas
I Love Texas and I am none of those things you described.
Chuck norris protects texas...Or does he? 0_O
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;16664557]At least I know how to use proper grammar.
And have you ever had a fat hog in a FEMA trailer for a neighbor on your left and a racist skinhead neo-Nazi as a neighbor on your right?
No, I didn't think so.
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Did I mention the FLDS guy with twelve wives who lived across the street from me? I think I did.[/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ what part are you in. All my neighbors are old people.
[QUOTE=jcallan;16664681]Everyone knows Texas belongs to Mexico anyway.
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:smug:[/QUOTE]
You know your state sucks when someone tries to troll it and ends up hitting the nail on the head
[QUOTE=Doneeh;16664454]But guess who's from Texas? [img]http://breedingferrets.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hank-hill.jpg[/img]
What about it?[/QUOTE]
holy shit he has a :3: face
jesus christ
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Only steers and queers come from Texas[/QUOTE]
R. Lee Ermey was born in Kansas, I don't think he has ever lived in Texas. What are you trying to say?
[QUOTE=Furioso;16665279]holy shit he has a :3: face
jesus christ[/QUOTE]
Because he's so awesome. He sells propane and propane accessories ya know.
I lived in Plano. :smug:
"full of racists, closed-minded conservatives, homophobes, child rapists, psychopaths, lunatics, inbreds, Idiot Judges"
welcome to Poland
I like Wisconsin
Beer, Brats and Cheese :neckbeard:
Maybe that's why were one of the fattest states (I think? Or we were? *shurgs*)
We also have the cheapest liquor according to comedian Lewis Black
I thought people were friendly in the south.
Don't mess with Texas :c00l:
Texas people. All I can think of is Sandy Cheeks. Kentucky or Texas? Which is the better place?
I live there and it's p. cool.
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Of course I don't mean cool as in cold it's hot as fuck
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;16665349]R. Lee Ermey was born in Kansas, I don't think he has ever lived in Texas. What are you trying to say?[/QUOTE]
HOLY SHIT HE'S FROM KANSAS?!
Sweet, all the cool people come from my state.
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And there have been a few Tejas threads before and I'll say the same thing I said in those:
Kansas City has better barbeque than Texas.
Ohio is the best state in the nation, hands down. Try and prove me wrong.
Texas is the fattest state in the United States.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;16664465]Oh, and Oregon is easily the nicest state. It snows in the winter, pours down heat in the summer, and if you live where I do, you're within 2 hours of the beach, forests, big city environment, plains, mountains, and rivers. It's considered one of the most desirable places to live in America, actually.[/QUOTE]
fuck you WA 4lyfe
[QUOTE=xHcOxPinata;16664555]I live in Idaho.
It is a total Sausage Festival. :/[/QUOTE]
You know you can hide your salami?
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