[QUOTE=DireAvenger;29212654]If they ask you if you think she's attractive say no.[/QUOTE]
what a horrible thing to say
can you not see that guys are attractive without being attracted to them?
Act yourself.
Have anal sex with her daughter.
Touch her dad on the leg during dinner.
[QUOTE=mikfoz;29213053]Touch her dad on the leg during dinner.[/QUOTE]
you heard the man
I'm pretty sure there isn't a difference.^D^D^D^D^D^D^DBe fabulous.
Tell the girl to tell her mother that you aren't gay, if it's alright whether or not to stay over still (she'll probably answer no, get over it), and that you don't want to cause problems in the future because of a lie. The mother will, most likely, gain some respect for you because you did the mature thing and there will be better things that await you in the future.
Or just listen to NuggetWarmer. I endorse this message.
say fabulous and squeal a lot
Just act normal, most gay people don't act in a gay way.
[editline]16th April 2011[/editline]
execute good hair
lol that's silly
[QUOTE=QueenElizebeth;29212042]that knowledge being that I am gay.[/QUOTE]
That is one of the worst ideas ever. Why did you even think this would be smart?
EDIT: Also, flirt with her dad. Only way.
You don't need to act at all, just don't start flirting with her and you'll be fine.
Masturbate and cum on your face. Leave it there and walk in and be like
"Oh deary me, where [I]are[/I] my manners"
Haha why would you think this was a good idea?
Act super grateful about everything. Use adjectives like peachy and fabulous, dont be afraid to shorten fablulous to "fab".
You should ask zeke what homophobes expect gays to be like and do that.
Keep scratching your ass.
have sex with a man
Act fucking normal, they're the exact same as you, they just like sticks.
[editline]17th April 2011[/editline]
I can usually tell that someone is gay, but that's just 'cos I hang out with so many dancers, and they're [U]pretty much[/U] all gay.
Just say that you are into fashion if you are asked about your interests.
That or cocks.
At dinner start wackin' off with her dad
op you should make a comedy film about your experiences
put me in the credits
Just be yourself :smug:
Although your probably going to get further with this girl than I have with any other chick :saddowns:
Be a Manly Gay.
Straight up Normal Manly, but then You show off the gay side of you at the same time ;D
Hmm a comedy film you say? Call adam sandler and make millions!
OP please make a new thread after the sleepover and tell us what went down.
[QUOTE='[ToRn];29213994']Masturbate and cum on your face. Leave it there and walk in and be like
"Oh deary me, where [I]are[/I] my manners"[/QUOTE]
They might mistake you for some transsexual queen or something.
How about you lie and act normal and then screw her all night like a real faggot
Act normally? You shouldn't have to conform to stereotypes just to convince her you're gay.
In fact, it'd be MORE convincing to act like a normal functioning human being rather than a campy, rainbow-obsessed queen.
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