I Love You Phillip Morris.
I'm sure Jim Carrey can teach you a thing or two about homosexuality.
Sounds like Kick Ass.
[QUOTE=mikfoz;29212123]Buttsex is cool on your T shirt ought to do it.[/QUOTE]
good idea
Wave with both hands, it's impossible to look straight while doing that.
DO NOT look at cleavage. Easy way to find out a straight guy wants to be taken as a gay.
Ask if you can borrow her clothes.
Pretend to be Frankie, he can't even get it up for a girl..
Dress fashionably and have good hair.
This would probably be a good thing to carry onto your regular life, actually.
Use Hair Gel [B]and[/B] carry a comb.
watch Bruno and Brokeback mountain and other gay movies over and over and over and over and over.
What the fuck? Act gay? Just be yourself. The only difference is your sexual preference, which I doubt you usually talk about.
[QUOTE=J!NX;29225877]watch Bruno and Brokeback mountain and other gay movies over and over and over and over and over.[/QUOTE]
The goal isn't to TURN him gay...
Have sex with a guy.
[QUOTE=Mop;29225905]The goal isn't to TURN him gay...[/QUOTE]
DON'T do ANYTHING in the movies then.
this is hilarious
This sounds like a plot to a Michael Cera film where he plays the awkward teenager who has to get the girl, but unlike his other movies, he has to pretend to be gay so he can hang around with her.
Rofl, this is great! In all seriousness though, all you need to do is dress well, take care of your hair and other hygienic issues you may have, and to be on the safe side, talk with a small lisp.
Oh, and when you get to your gf's room, tell her mom to sashay away, if any of you guys get that reference?
Enter the house with a man attached to your dick
or smoking a man-pipe
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;29212654]If they ask you if you think she's attractive say no.
That's about it, really. The reason why you'll never see a non-stereotypical gay is because they are actually normal people.[/QUOTE]
You're an idiot, don't imply she's ugly, say you find her attractive, but you're not sexually attracted to her.
Basically say words like fabulous and fantastical in a gay lisp. Also find ways to agree with people by saying "I hear ya girlfriend."
Be fruity.
If you want to act gay, be normal.
If you want to be flaming, follow everybody's advice.
If she asks you how you are doing reply with "I'M THUPER THANKS FOR ASKINNGG"
Seriously though, don't overdo it, although the best thing to do would be not to lie about anything. If you must lie, e.g. if she bluntly asks you if you're gay, just tell her you're a giver, that way you don't have to act all fruity :v:
[QUOTE=Thermadyle;29225102]Pretend to be Frankie, he can't even get it up for a girl..[/QUOTE]
Fuck you I would love to fuck that bitch last time but my got damn penis finally decided to get erectile dysfunction decades early and after all the god damn fucking times it decided to get all hard and horny in the worst possible moments...5 minutes...five fucking minutes before I fucked that girl my penis never became erected again.
To you know how that is like? Huh? It's the worst possible trolling your body can do to you. Fucking fuck fuck fuck FUCK MY LIFE!!!!
[QUOTE=Frankie;29228809]Fuck you I would love to fuck that bitch last time but my got damn penis finally decided to get erectile dysfunction decades early and after all the god damn fucking times it decided to get all hard and horny in the worst possible moments...5 minutes...five fucking minutes before I fucked that girl my penis never became erected again.
To you know how that is like? Huh? It's the worst possible trolling your body can do to you. Fucking fuck fuck fuck FUCK MY LIFE!!!![/QUOTE]
Gaaaaaay.
I wear the clothes you described and I'm pretty straight, fuck you.
[QUOTE=Thermadyle;29228951]Gaaaaaay.[/QUOTE]
Nigga please, at least I got closer to sex then you ever would.
[QUOTE=Frankie;29229557]Nigga please, at least I got closer to sex then you ever would.[/QUOTE]
Atleast I will be able to please the girl when I get the chance.
[QUOTE=mokkan;29214528]You should ask zeke what homophobes expect gays to be like and do that.[/QUOTE]
when you sit in a chair kind of lean forward and fidget like your ass really hurts
[QUOTE=Frankie;29228809]Fuck you I would love to fuck that bitch last time but my got damn penis finally decided to get erectile dysfunction decades early and after all the god damn fucking times it decided to get all hard and horny in the worst possible moments...5 minutes...five fucking minutes before I fucked that girl my penis never became erected again.
To you know how that is like? Huh? It's the worst possible trolling your body can do to you. Fucking fuck fuck fuck FUCK MY LIFE!!!![/QUOTE]
hahahahahahaha
Make it work.
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