How does a straight male act gay? - General

[QUOTE=Thermadyle;29230089]Atleast I will be able to please the girl when I get the chance.[/QUOTE] Aye, I remember when I was just like you before my fateful day happened. You will never know what would happen. She went on vacation and coming back Friday(maybe earlier), we are gonna try it again. Tomorrow will be my judgement day. I been training my penis to it's fullest, it is starting to become erect again. I have 1 final fucking chance. Like Rocky 3, I will not accept failure. It isn't a fucking option. I am scared, my penis is scared too. [QUOTE=evlbzltyr;29230152]hahahahahahaha[/QUOTE] But I will have to try and I am tired of people like you who thinks it's fucking funny that this horrible illness happened to me. You think this is fucking funny? How would you fucking like it when this happens to you. I expect full support and help from you guys but no, you don't have any idea what it feels like to have a broken penis. I never cared much to my penis, I now know how important it is to my life, to history.

I love you Frankie.

[QUOTE=Thermadyle;29230446]I love you Frankie.[/QUOTE] I love you too in a non homosexual but slightly bi-curious way, wish me luck comrade!

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;29212409]It's Elizabeth, not Elizebeth :milk:[/QUOTE] no is elzabet [editline]17th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Frankie;29230346]Aye, I remember when I was just like you before my fateful day happened. You will never know what would happen. She went on vacation and coming back Friday(maybe earlier), we are gonna try it again. Tomorrow will be my judgement day. I been training my penis to it's fullest, it is starting to become erect again. I have 1 final fucking chance. Like Rocky 3, I will not accept failure. It isn't a fucking option. I am scared, my penis is scared too. But I will have to try and I am tired of people like you who thinks it's fucking funny that this horrible illness happened to me. You think this is fucking funny? How would you fucking like it when this happens to you. I expect full support and help from you guys but no, you don't have any idea what it feels like to have a broken penis. I never cared much to my penis, I now know how important it is to my life, to history.[/QUOTE] If you keep talking about penises I'm gunna start to think your girlfriend is a guy.

This is such a dumb fucking idea. The mother probably isn't retarded, so she probably already knows you aren't actually gay. It's the most obvious ploy you could possibly come up with. Most likely, she doesn't mind you staying over, and is probably even amused by the silly little joke you guys are pulling. Also pleased that her daughter is bringing a dude home.

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;29224645]good idea[/QUOTE] Oh you. I see what you did there

ITT: Facepunch is giving expert advice on how to act gay.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtLW_Djuapo&feature=bf_prev&list=SL&index=1[/media] Just watch some good ol' Queer as Folk.

[QUOTE=QueenElizebeth;29212042]I'm not going to bore you with a long story but I'll simply say that there's this girl and we both like each other and she's asked her mum if I can sleep at her house - and her mum has said yes - on the knowledge that her daughter has told her; that knowledge being that I am gay. Let's [b]not[/b] dwindle on the fact that in the future that could cause problems and the fact that she's lied to her mum, because I'm well aware of this. I just need help. How the fuck do I act gay? I've got a nerdy, tight shirt picked out to wear, and I have some tight-ish jeans that I'm going to wear, but what are some other subtle things I can do to make it seem as though I'm gay? I don't want to blurt out my thoughts about male actors, talk about having boyfriends or do or say anything that is obviously gay, because then I would be lying to her mother which will only make it worse in the end. Please help your highness? inb4 rainbows[/QUOTE] It's easy, just suck my dick and you'll be acting gay in no time!

Be me [editline]17th April 2011[/editline] (A product of Join.me)

Well, in health class a while ago there were two guest speakers that were part of the AIDS support group in my area, and the one speaker that did have AIDS was the most unlikely. He talked without any type of lisp and he dressed like the average person. Just act normal, but don't make it obvious that you actually like females instead of males.