[QUOTE=Teh_Medic;24665074]How do you not survive and live?[/QUOTE]
You be a zombie, of course.
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:ohdear:
Rest in peace, OP. Rest in peace.
Ffs, he is alive. God.
[QUOTE=chamon;24665833]Ffs, he is alive. God.[/QUOTE]
He is?
His electricity probably died or something, but he didn't. Or maybe he did. Who knows?
[QUOTE=Murkat;24665885]His electricity probably died or something, but he didn't. Or maybe he did. Who knows?[/QUOTE]
What if the OP [B]is [/B]dead :ohdear:
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Then we sing a song for him
One guy died. How big of a chance is it that it was him? Beside, it was some guy swimming or something like that.
:patriot:
It's a good thing I live in England
In other news, I'm being hit by a surprise tropical storm that would have been a hurricane had it had one more day in the gulf.
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Tropical Storm HERMINE.
OP is dead.
:911:
I live on the little lake directly north of Houston, the one that got cock slapped with all the red shit. I'm not expecting to loose power or internet because it's only a tropical storm. But i'm surprised i'm still getting Satellite.
Broke my automerge.
Thanks god I live in Michigan. The worst we got is...
sky tornadoes.
I found what I can only assume as the main power company for North Carolina. After some digging I found an outage map and it seems a large number of people are still without power. Depending on where the OP lives, that's probably him.
[url]http://progress-energy.com/shared/outages/car/default.aspx[/url]
OvB is the next facepunch user to die.
[QUOTE=Teh_Medic;24668907]OvB is the next facepunch user to die.[/QUOTE]
If I get killed from a tropical storm I'm going to be pissed.
They should start calling hurricanes shit like Big Daddy or [PWNEDUHEADSHOT]xXx1337sN1P4h1337xXx
Mr. Shaw, I hope you are ok!
[QUOTE=ItWasNiceToKnow;24669159]They should start calling hurricanes shit like Big Daddy or [PWNEDUHEADSHOT]xXx1337sN1P4h1337xXx[/QUOTE]
More like they shouldn't
[QUOTE=OvB;24604091]Earl didn't kill anyone so the OP is fine stop worrying. However it left est. 6,600 people without power in North Carolina.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=OvB;24669025]If I get killed from a tropical storm I'm going to be pissed.[/QUOTE]
I'll head over to your funeral if you promise to be at mine.
say hi to earl for me k? He missed us in New Jersey ='(
or was that one of the other hurricanes? ...damn my lack of knowledge in this subject >=(
Lamest. Tropical. Storm. Ever.
I say we should write a book on McNab. Blow his entire life out of proportion. Write about how he cured Cancer but died in Earl before he could reveal it. Write about how the man suffered from AIDS nineteen and a half times and lived to tell the tale. Write about how he took care of homeless puppies in an animal shelter. Write about how he made love to the girl of his life and made her orgasm 20 times in an hour.
We shall call it:
McNabs Shenanigans.
The book shall be the greatest book even written. It will win numerous book awards and be made into an Oscar winning movie. McNab will star as himself because he is that great. Tom Cruise will star as Earl. This movie will be rewarded 150 million dollars on opening night.
His surviving wife will have been pregnant for 5 years then, as it takes that long to make a child with the amount of awesomeness that McNab had. The baby will come out as a woman but slowly turn into a man, due to the gratuitous amounts of testosterone in its body. The baby will not slowly hit puberty, but will grow pubes, muscles, beard and moustache all in one nights sleep. The mother will be old and frail when her son is all grown up.
McNab Jr will neglect his dying mother, suffering from cancer, because the previous McNab never had time to let the public about his scientific discovery.
When McNab Jr finally sees his mother, frail and weak, close to dying, he takes her in his arms and screams:
"YOU NEVER BOUGHT ME THAT TOY TRUCK WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD!"
His mother will then die, but with her final breath, she manages to whisper out:
"You son of a bitch."
McNab Jr, strong and confident, walks out with a smug grin on his face, ready to face anything in his path.
The End.
And that is the awesomeness of McNab and his spawn.
[QUOTE=chamon;24666915]One guy died. How big of a chance is it that it was him? Beside, it was some guy swimming or something like that.[/QUOTE]
8 people died from Earl in my city alone, or at least that's what I've been hearing
[QUOTE=OvB;24669025]If I get killed from a tropical storm I'm going to be pissed.[/QUOTE]
If you die I'll kill you
Now i have full respect to you McNab. Good luck man
[QUOTE=OvB;24669025]If I get killed from a tropical storm I'm going to be pissed.[/QUOTE]
Once you survive, ask Garry if he could stick a purple ribbon by your name.
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