Woah, I thought it was just the Chuck Norris jokes that were that told.
the boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris :smug:
He isn't getting older, everyone else is just getting younger. Obv.
Chuck Norris doesn't age... geeze
Every day is his birthday. He just tolerates the other days.
[QUOTE=Taishu;28529372]the jokes about him are no longer funny.[/QUOTE]
They never were.
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I see no fist under that beard.
It's sad to see people hating him just because of the stupid jokes, it's not his fault.
Man I wish I knew earlier today!
[QUOTE=3picFail;28535128]I see no fist under that beard.[/QUOTE]
Your name is appropriate in describing people who still think Chuck Norris jokes are funny.
I liked to watch Walker Texas Ranger, and Chuck Norris is a pretty cool guy, and apparently he's fit as shit.
I don't think he's some God among men but I think he could hand every FPers ass to them :v:
Happy birthday Chuck, I enjoyed Tex Ranger.
chucks 71
my dads gonna be 71 in a week
my dad and chuck have both aged very slowly
well i'm happy for the dumb fuck. nobody realizes he's a biased old cunt.
[QUOTE=mrkaki;28529084]Chuck Norris [B]did[/B] age. These pictures don't depict his age very well.
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/ChuckNorris200611292256.jpg[/img_thumb]
This wikipedia picture of Chuck Norris easily does.[/QUOTE]
Looks maybe 30, holy hell.
This should be a time to congratulate him on managing to look so damn good for his age. Leave the stupid "Chuck Norris is God" shit out of it.
The man's been dead for years, it's just that Death never got the courage to tell him
He looks like a hobo
Chukc's birthday => 8.9 earthquake...
I see a pattern. :tinfoil:
As much as I despise the "jokes" about him, he himself is a pretty cool guy.
Have a good one, Chucky :toot:
[QUOTE=kayOkay;28541300]Chukc's birthday => 8.9 earthquake...
I see a pattern. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
I thought it was an 8.8 earthquake.
well, that explains the [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1068289-Magnitude-8.9-earthquake-hits-Japan.-20-foot-tsunamis-strike-shores.]earthquake and tsunami warnings[/url]
I heard Matt Damon could beat the shit out of Chuck Norris with Chucks own bible.
[QUOTE=Wiiunite;28541569]I thought it was an 8.8 earthquake.[/QUOTE]
It was updated again to a 8.9 rating.
