• I Accidentally Punched My Friend Today
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"You're so gay when you walk outside and rainbow comes right out of your ass." You just made my day
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;23841830]But propane isn't a human.[/QUOTE] Don't let Hank know you said that
Maybe you flipped out because you're sexually insecure. So you should examine yourself and admit that you're actually gay. Then you should suck his dick to make it up to him.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;23841753]Today i was walking with my mate to the football (soccer) field to play a match with his friends. We were talking about upcoming movies and stuff we hated. Once we arrive to the field his friends start going "I did your mom hahaha" and "Go back to your house ya pussy" My friend jumps in to be the #1 person and said something that i dont know why but made me throw a punch right at him. He said "Your so gay when you walk outside and rainbow comes right out of your ass" I got so pissed that my hand went straight to his mouth. I started backing away slowly and then ran away. I dont know why i did it. But tomorrow i am gonna say sorry to him and buy him something so we can be friends again.[/QUOTE] Lets just say you lost a friend because of your actions.... I mean you provoked him didn't you? Sheesh... Live and learn I say, live and learn.
You didn't "accidentally" do anything. You purposefully hit him in the face because he angered you. Punching a friend in the face for joking around is a dumb move. Running away without apologizing is a dumber one. I also like your distancing language, as if it's somehow not even your fault, even though you say it is. You say "my fist met his face" and "he made me punch him".
dangit bobby not on the lawn, I just watered it
Thanks I'm going to use that comeback now
Punch him again
Break his nose.
after you apologize, punch him again and run away laughing it is the only way
Sometimes I wish I could punch some of my 'friends' in the face.
[QUOTE=darcy010;23842562]Sometimes I wish I could punch some of my 'friends' in the face.[/QUOTE] Doesn't everyone?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Vk8cViFnQ&feature=related[/media] [b]Skip to 1:15 This is the OP :v:[/b]
Don't fucking apologize, he was being an ass, he deserved it. He doesn't feel it anymore, right?
It'll be fine. I once got into a full-fledged fist fight with one of my friends. After school officials broke it up and took us up to the office, we were friends again. We left school that day celebrating that we got a five day weekend. (Fight was on Friday, we both got suspended for three days.)
I wonder if someone is gonna make a parody of this thread.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;23843636]I wonder if someone is gonna make a parody of this thread.[/QUOTE] Why would you do that?
[QUOTE=TheDiddler;23843645]Why would you do that?[/QUOTE] 3 parodys in 1 night would be awesome
3 parodys in 1 night? are you mad?
Omg kill the above avatar,... why, why punch him in the face, you should have kissed him, it would have hurt him a lot more .... unless he is also so gay that rainbows come out his ass. then he could have found a way to hold the rainbows in...
[QUOTE=Bull_Frog;23843996]Omg kill the above avatar,... why, why punch him in the face, you should have kissed him, it would have hurt him a lot more .... unless he is also so gay that rainbows come out his ass. then he could have found a way to hold the rainbows in...[/QUOTE] Im not gay
oh, i was just assuming that considering that your "friend said you were" either he wished you were or knew you were, and if you aren't,... then maybe he is,... i suggest for the sorry present you should buy a butt plug to hold his rainbows in.
[QUOTE=Bull_Frog;23844105]oh, i was just assuming that considering that your "friend said you were" either he wished you were or knew you were, and if you aren't,... then maybe he is,... i suggest for the sorry present you should buy a butt plug to hold his rainbows in.[/QUOTE] No No No. He wanted to be the cool man so he made up a joke cause everytime he see's me play tf2 im the scout class. So he made up that i was the scout and said rainbows come out of my ass.
What are you 12? It's probably just hormones.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;23841753]Today i was walking with my mate to the football (soccer) field to play a match with his friends. We were talking about upcoming movies and stuff we hated. Once we arrive to the field his friends start going "I did your mom hahaha" and "Go back to your house ya pussy" My friend jumps in to be the #1 person and said something that i dont know why but made me throw a punch right at him. He said "Your so gay when you walk outside and rainbow comes right out of your ass" I got so pissed that my hand went straight to his mouth. I started backing away slowly and then ran away. I dont know why i did it. But tomorrow i am gonna say sorry to him and buy him something so we can be friends again.[/QUOTE] Don't buy him a thing, only say sorry if he says sorry first, you shouldn't have to buy him stuff, he was the one that started saying it, I should shake your hand for doing it.
[img]http://memegenerator.net/Hank-Hill/ImageMacro/827831/Hank-Hill-BOBBEH-DANG-IT.jpg[/img] i thought i told you not to hit people.
One time I was messing about with my mate and I wane to punch him in the arm but the crafty shit deflected my first with his face. [I]Then I ran off and I bought him a flower[/I] :sigh:
That's my purse!
You should of have say: THAT'S MAH PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU. Then kick him.
Why would you run away?
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