• Sometimes, I feel too book-smart. Do you?
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who on earth doesn't know how to operate a washing machine?
[QUOTE=angelangel;44770526]who on earth doesn't know how to operate a washing machine?[/QUOTE] I'm 27 and I was paying a maid to do my laundry from when I was 19 until I was 23. When the economy sort of god bad and I lost my job I had to let her go but she was extremely sweet and explained how to do laundry and even how to do dry cleaning from home. v:v:v
none of this shit is difficult to learn literally just google it and then if you forget in the future google it again why is that so hard, people aren't born knowing how to tie a tie or cook food, they fucking learn it over time
Sometimes, I feel that people like you make these threads to pat themselves on the back and at the same time receive sympathy and compliments from strangers on the internet. Do you? Alternatively if you don't want to go through your life behaving like a dribbling retard leave the internet and actually learn to do the shit that matters in real life. Now sod off and do it.
i'm the [I]most[/I] musically retarded person I know, and i'm trying to learn how to play an instrument (guitar). If I can do it, you can too. Most of this stuff you don't know because you've never had to do it yourself, but it will come with experience. Also good DIY cooking is one of life's most rewarding and simple pleasures, I did it by noticing flavoring groups in cultural sets of food and then it just kind of becomes impulse after a while. Also recipes are literally a step by step list boiled down to the most simple instructions, try them.
[QUOTE=Noss;44772905]Sometimes, I feel that people like you make these threads to pat themselves on the back and at the same time receive sympathy and compliments from strangers on the internet. Do you? Alternatively if you don't want to go through your life behaving like a dribbling retard leave the internet and actually learn to do the shit that matters in real life. Now sod off and do it.[/QUOTE] it's a bit harsh to call him a dribbling retard when you ate a fucking toilet duck fresh disc
[QUOTE=Noss;44772905]Sometimes, I feel that people like you make these threads to pat themselves on the back and at the same time receive sympathy and compliments from strangers on the internet. Do you? Alternatively if you don't want to go through your life behaving like a dribbling retard leave the internet and actually learn to do the shit that matters in real life. Now sod off and do it.[/QUOTE] You do realise you can look up this stuff online too right, so leaving the internet isn't strictly neccesary. Also pot, meet kettle, Toilet duck, really man?
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;44767096]basically it's a long standing law because when gas stations first came around they were worried about consumers pumping dangerous gasoline for some reason like 80% of the population wants to keep it[/QUOTE] Because laziness
[QUOTE=Turnips5;44776442]it's a bit harsh to call him a dribbling retard when you ate a fucking toilet duck fresh disc[/QUOTE] that was a year ago i am a changed man
[URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx"]This reminds me of my favorite reddit post.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;44777374][URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx"]This reminds me of my favorite reddit post.[/URL][/QUOTE] this is too euphoric for me, cant handle it
Like you, I don't know anything practical. Unlike you, I'm also not book-smart.
They're just life skills man, I didn't know how to do a lot of things at first, I've only learned how to cook last year. Google's your friend, you'll find detail info on how to do the most basic everyday things like the one's you've mentioned in the OP. Eventually you'll come to realize that there are a lot more people like you, most just pretend they know stuff.
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;44763939]wait you legitimately don't know how to wash your clothes? how are you even functioning in day to day life[/QUOTE] For me, my mom did everything for me. I just now started doing things on my own. I was recently taught how to do my own fucking laundry. I'm 15.
If there's one thing I've realised over the years, it's that people who think they're smart aren't.
Knowledge means nothing without imagination.
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;44777374][URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx"]This reminds me of my favorite reddit post.[/URL][/QUOTE] Jesus what a narcissist
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;44796180]Knowledge means nothing without imagination.[/QUOTE] Nothing? That's a bit of an exaggeration. There's lots of situations where being knowledgeable is more useful than being imaginative.
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;44777374][URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx"]This reminds me of my favorite reddit post.[/URL][/QUOTE] That's awful. I was reading the follow-up months later and he says he changed, yet someone asks him "why are you so full of yourself" and he says "I've been told by everyone I know that I am the best, so I have no reason to doubt myself." Jesus christ, imagine being that narcissistic.
I don't know how to use a washing machine because laundromats here have personnel who do it for you and I cant afford one myself.
Lolno. Why should I?
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;44777374][URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx"]This reminds me of my favorite reddit post.[/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time[/QUOTE] fucking called it the second i started reading it
This seems like you're just trying to jerk yourself off without seeming like you're jerking yourself off.
Do you know how to iron a shirt?
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44766568]So basically you like to memorize random facts to cover up the fact that you're actually pretty stupid?[/QUOTE] shit mate, that must have hurt.
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;44767096]basically it's a long standing law because when gas stations first came around they were worried about consumers pumping dangerous gasoline for some reason like 80% of the population wants to keep it[/QUOTE] Well who wouldn't want that in the first place? You get someone to PUMP The gas for you, You don't even have to get out of your car you could just pay him through the window ^.^ The laziness is strong in New Jersey
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;44822079]This seems like you're just trying to jerk yourself off without seeming like you're jerking yourself off.[/QUOTE] Because saying that I don't know how to use a washer machine is somehow boasting about my brilliance? Not quite sure what you mean.
You should take a break from computers and just learn how to do basic things. Take a month or so, off of computers.
I guess you could say the OP is a Model of a Modern Major General?
[QUOTE=Kyle902;44830869]I guess you could say the OP is a Model of a Modern Major General?[/QUOTE] But does he have information, vegetable, animal and mineral?
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