Break into your house late at night, get some clothes some belongings, write a not telling your mother and Stepfather or whatever he is telling them you have gone, and go. Run away.
Most likely this story is Bullshit in a rusty saucepan but, I don't know I feel somewhat entitled to.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;22119385]Take off the sock, roll in a patch of gravel and cut yourself with a piece of broken glass, nice and deep. If possible, give yourself ropeburn around hands and ankles, lay in the middle of whereever you are unconcious, and when your stepdad finds you, tell him you were raped and dumped there.
Make sure you ditch the sock somewhere he won't find it, such as a sewer or manhole.
That is, assuming you aren't trolling.[/QUOTE]
Thats a pretty good idea but he knows I ran away.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;22119329][img]http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss225/OdinBorson/TrollFace.png[/img]
Also pics or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE]
Kill yourself.
[editline]09:16AM[/editline]
I've gotta ask, OP, did you run out the front or back door? Which door did your parents pull up to?
you ran past your parents, sister and her friend to get out of the house and run around the neighborhood with nothing but a sock? ok sure i believe you
Sounds like a load of bullshit to me. OP has got to be trolling.
Reminds me of American Pie The Naked Mile - except you didn't kill your grandmother... did you? :smile:
x Jessie x
[QUOTE=Skygirl;22119478]Reminds me of American Pie The Naked Mile - except you didn't kill your grandmother... did you? :smile:
x Jessie x[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah... About that...
Hide in a tree for a couple of days, watch your house.
Wait until they've all left... And climb through them mutha fuckin windows.
Go into your bedroom and lay down.
When they get back, tell them you've been asleep all along.
Job done
When your browsing Facepunch with an iPod or iPhone, you can't edit your posts. Tell me OP, how did you edit OP?
Well I would dig a hole somewhere behind the house, where I couldn't be found. After they etiher leave the house, or go to sleep, I would get dressed and say I was at a friend.
[QUOTE=Xylem;22119507]When your browsing Facepunch with an iPod or iPhone, you can't edit your posts. Tell me OP, how did you edit OP?[/QUOTE]
he's at the public library now. He's at the public library with a cock on his sock and a sock on his cock.
You can edit on that. How the fudge did you think i edited it???
with a sock on your cock
Well... That socks.
oh yeah i forgot
Go around the park and start thrusting your sock cock at people.
Smell the inside of the sock.
OP, you actually can't edit posts via. iPhone/iPod Touch. I'm assuming you're at a public library or at a friends house, naked, with a sock on your cock.
[editline]07:27PM[/editline]
If this is real, here's som advice:
Stop trolling.
if you see a hobo, be nice guy and put the sock on his cock
just imagine how cold his cock is
Eat the sock.
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;22119486]Oh yeah... About that...[/QUOTE]
:roflolmao:
x Jessie x
look at what I made for you op
[img]http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/20jun7-cock-sock.jpg[/img]
Why would you fap naked?
^ I lol'd.
The OP is acting a bit too cocky if you ask me.
Ninjaaa'd.
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;22119270]Guys I need help despretly. I dont want to get in big trouble. Please guys. Post some advice.[/QUOTE]
If you have a credit card, follow the VISA commercial. Run run run and snap into a clothes store. Then buy a car and alot of other shit and get home.
Else, Steal clothes from a hobo.
Hello there troll :)
Start to give yourself an enema with Draino, and hold it in for as long as you possibly can.
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