[QUOTE=Laserbeams;22119257]Socks to be you[/QUOTE]
I half expected to scroll down to a pic of Austin Powers...
OP is ashamed.
[QUOTE=Xylem;22119571]OP, you actually can't edit posts via. iPhone/iPod Touch.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, right. You didn't even try, sorry OP.
Where are the talented MSPaint'ers to show this story visually!?
Wow, your stepdad's a real dick.
Haven't laughed so much in ages, thanks OP!
[QUOTE=solid_jake;22124306]Where are the talented MSPaint'ers to show this story visually!?[/QUOTE]
Eh, I tried.
[img]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9124/derpr.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;22119241]I wasnt fapping outside. I went outside to see who was at my house. And I like to wank naked. Its a habit :)[/QUOTE]
Why would you run outside naked, did you forget you had no clothes on?
[editline]05:35PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hugh Mann;22126072]Eh, I tried.
[img]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9124/derpr.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Quality, the emotions you did on the face did it for me hahaha.
[QUOTE=Xylem;22119571]OP, you actually can't edit posts via. iPhone/iPod Touch. I'm assuming you're at a public library or at a friends house, naked, with a sock on your cock.
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I can edit posts on my ipod touch...
Who cares if this is fake, it's an entertaining read.
God damn, none of you people know how to just sit back and enjoy an amusing story.
These trolls are getting better and better. I really hope this isn't a troll thread though.
Very good, young boy! DaAngryWeasel did a better job (this might be just because he did it first), though, but that doesn't make this one less awesome.
I am waiting for a good ending now, like Weasel did when he realized his dog has a vagina.
This is an A++ thread, sir.
/sarcasm
This is awesome, it has to be real!
Someone write a book.
[QUOTE=Xylem;22119507]When your browsing Facepunch with an iPod or iPhone, you can't edit your posts. Tell me OP, how did you edit OP?[/QUOTE]
What are you on?
Yes you can.
Lol, his dad is going to slice his cawk off.
Hahahahahahahahahahah that must feel fucking humiliating.
Seeing as OP hasn't posted for a while, its safe to presume that he was raped to death by his uncle
[B]WHILE UNCLE WAS CRYING MANLY TEARS OF PURE DISAPPOINTED RAGE[/B]
R.I.P: Bobs your Uncle
reminds me of the fing teacher thread and the one with the dogs.
same format.
you can tell them that you were fucking drunk
OK guys. My dad turned up to my mums house and explained to my mum that this is extremely normal for my age and the only thing i should be punished for was for losing a good sock. So im off the hook now but my sisters friend will never look at me the same again. Neither will my step dad. Later tonight I'll go try to find the sock and post a pic of it.
[QUOTE=Jorgetime;22131846]you can tell them that you were fucking drunk[/QUOTE]
Better, tell them you had a friend over who made you try acid and he jumped out the window and you were on a really bad trip.
[QUOTE=gerbile4;22127826]What are you on?
Yes you can.[/QUOTE]
I'm on an iPod Touch.
So your parents think fapping and porn is bad?
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;22132216]So your parents think fapping and porn is bad?[/QUOTE]
Maybe they think being naked in front of children is bad, and running around naked in public is bad as well.
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;22119270]Guys I need help despretly. I dont want to get in big trouble. Please guys. Post some advice.[/QUOTE]
Say you ran out of boxes so you had to put your dick in a sock instead?
I'm outside right now with a sock on my [sp]foot[/sp]
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