Outside with a sock on my cock! - General

[QUOTE=hehe;22119142]sucks to be you.[/QUOTE] More like socks to be you amiright? Nah but seriously, this can't be fucking real.

Horse shit. How the fuck? You're lying.

[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;22119121]...[b]was my sister and her hot friend. [i]By the way my sister is 12.[/i][/b] At the sight of her hot friend I felt the tingling sensation inside my sock as I ejaculaeted.[/QUOTE] Uh.

Even if this isn't true, it's hilarious.

[QUOTE=Xylem;22119571]OP, you actually can't edit posts via. iPhone/iPod Touch. I'm assuming you're at a public library or at a friends house, naked, with a sock on your cock. [editline]07:27PM[/editline] If this is real, here's som advice: Stop trolling.[/QUOTE] You can edit posts, there's no mobile version of FP that doesn't let you edit. Also the pornhub on the iPhone is so shitty now.

You should've asked them to finish you off.

Just tell them the kids at your school do it and they are cool. And you want to be cool. A Cool kid.

Wow

went outside with a sock on his cock suddenly hearing his parents talk he thought of what to do, as the clock tocked he ran to the park, and saw his neighbors stalk! he ran to the library, and opened up firefox and finally made a thread about a sock.. on his cock. thank you ladies and gentleman [editline]09:30PM[/editline] rate me artistic

this is bullshit, if you ran down the street with a sock on your cock your feet would get burned from the hot asphalt..

from the creators of soap on a rope it's sock on a cock

[QUOTE=Wonky;22132265]Maybe they think being naked in front of children is bad, and running around naked in public is bad as well.[/QUOTE] Pffft Hipocrits

op is a bad troll.

[QUOTE=Pictrkol3;22138524]this is bullshit, if you ran down the street with a sock on your cock your feet would get burned from the hot asphalt..[/QUOTE] Because all of FP lives in really warm climates :downs:

well, you are fucked. You are sooooooooo fucked, I must laugh at you. Why did you go outside whilst fapping? You are a silly silly boy.

Sure... And Bob's your uncle... Uhhh you guys are idiots, this is me editing my post from my iPhone.

Hurry, look for this in the news! Find pics!

Wait a sec. Sisters friend is hot. Isn't she twelve?

[QUOTE=darcy010;22139958]Wait a sec. Sisters friend is hot. Isn't she twelve?[/QUOTE] Exactly what I thought. [editline]05:10PM[/editline] [QUOTE=FullStreak12;22135549]You can edit posts, there's no mobile version of FP that doesn't let you edit. Also the pornhub on the iPhone is so shitty now.[/QUOTE] I have probably mistaken, edit doesn't seem to work on my iPod Touch. Also, I heard that on pornhub you can only watch the first page of videos and you have to pay to see the rest.

Damn it ... I lost a good sock! I'll go have a look for it later.

[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;22140265]Damn it ...... I lost a good sock :( :(! I'll go have a look for it later.[/QUOTE] You just HAD TO ejaculate inside your good sock.

[QUOTE=Xylem;22140289]You just HAD TO ejaculate inside your good sock.[/QUOTE] It was comfy! It Made my [del]cocky little sock[/del], [del]socky little cock[/del], cock warm

I have never done it in a sock, it always just flies up on me belly

Trust me, its quicker But if you like it long...

The fuck were you doing fapping naked?

I don't understand the whole checking while your cock was socked part. How did you think about running outside with a socked cock? [editline]01:29AM[/editline] Also, someone must find his real name and publicly humiliate him on his facebook.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Thread of the year. Keep us updated.

What an amazing story

How old are you op.

[QUOTE=Wipmuck;22140822]How old are you op.[/QUOTE] 16