i once fapped outside in my backyard in the middle of the night one time and as i was fapping I heard the fence shaking and a thump on the ground and when I looked it was a fucking raccoon and it was staring at my cock as if it wanted to bite it off
true story.
[QUOTE=Xylem;22119507]When your browsing Facepunch with an iPod or iPhone, you can't edit your posts. Tell me OP, how did you edit OP?[/QUOTE]
I can edit my posts. I just zoom in and press edit
OP is 16.
OP is either trolling or giving us the best thing to laugh over ever.
There is no way this is real.
[QUOTE=Xylem;22141107]OP is 16.[/QUOTE]
And he thinks a 12 year old is hot?
OP stop being a pedophile and get a girlfriend your own age! Two birds with one stone.
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;22140864]16[/QUOTE]
hot 12 year old, go on.
Wait - wait - wait. So the OP was saying that he ran to a park with a sock on his cock and decided to just stand in the middle of a public park naked, with a sock on his cock, typing and formatting this on his iPhone?
I can't be the only one that sees that failed logic and desire to run outside once a door opens to escape from the eyes of others, and then the intelligent decision to run to a more public place to hide.
[QUOTE=Marden;22119554]Well... That socks.[/QUOTE]
Clocks or boxes... Decisions Decisions.
Also OP, I don't care even if you are a troll. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;22142766]Clocks or boxes... Decisions Decisions.
Also OP, I don't care even if you are a troll. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.[/QUOTE]
Give him clock.. I'll give him box! :v:
:raise:
This is one of the best things I've seen on Facepunch in a long time. If it's real that makes it all that much better. Why the fuck wouldn't you run to your room and get dressed?
Post pictures of your coc-... sock
Socks to be you
[QUOTE=Hobo4President;22142712]Wait - wait - wait. So the OP was saying that he ran to a park with a sock on his cock and decided to just stand in the middle of a public park naked, with a sock on his cock, typing and formatting this on his iPhone?
I can't be the only one that sees that failed logic and desire to run outside once a door opens to escape from the eyes of others, and then the intelligent decision to run to a more public place to hide.[/QUOTE]
Frankly any man who considers running out of his room stark naked with a sock on his dick [i]in order to greet his family[/i] isn't exactly the most logical of individuals.
You should've asked them to join you.
[QUOTE=Str4t0s;22147831]Socks to be you[/QUOTE]
Raters gonna late
in b4 new thread
"my stepson just ran down the street with a sock on his cock"
or
"i just saw some kid run down my street with a sock on his cock"
Good luck with this if its real, you deserve a massive amount of intranets if it is.
[QUOTE=Hav0k;22148682]in b4 new thread
"my stepson just ran down the street with a sock on his cock"
or
"i just saw some kid run down my street with a sock on his cock"
Good luck with this if its real, you deserve a massive amount of intranets if it is.[/QUOTE]
Why only intranets? Why not full blown internets :3
Because he's only going to be allowed network access after this.
I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
OP is traumatized, and will never be able to sustain an erection without a sock ever again.
Why the hell were you wanking into a sock anyway?
Tube socks are used for masturbation to catch the "mess".
Your ass is dumb.
I mean srsly.
Why did you not realize YOU WEREN'T WEARING ANYTHING BUT A SOCK?
As for advice, man up, tell them you have the right to jack off anytime you want, and fucked up a tad.
Then, if you're real ballsy, jerk off right in front of them and cum IN THEIR FACE.
[QUOTE=Klownox;22149533]Tube socks are used for masturbation to catch the "mess".[/QUOTE]
But it sucks to clean up the sock. Especially if it's your sock and someone else stole it just to jizz in it.
[QUOTE=tommofandan;22120587]Bullshit. Note how the iPhone corrects grammar, like his I's werent corrected.[/QUOTE]
you can remove the auto-correct thing, which most people do because it corrects things they dont want corrected
Why the fuck would you run outside? Run to the bathroom with your phone and wait till you can get to the room to put clothes on
you're terrible at lying you can't make it too ridiculous
Nice bump tards.
Wow your parents actually care that you are doing something perfectly human?
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