It seems we're tied in funnies.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=938537[/url]
Well done. :golfclap:
You ran outside, with a sock on your cock...
Dude... I'm sorry, but you are really dumb.
You ejaculated at the sight of your 12 year old sister's "hot friend".
Tell me, OP, how old was this "hot friend"? 12?
Who cares how old the friends was, fuck 'em and forget 'em.
This is the greatest fucking thread in existence.
What the hell...what happens if someone wears that sock?
Stop bumping the damn thread! RAWR!
[QUOTE=3picFail;22287031]you can remove the auto-correct thing, which most people do because it corrects things they dont want corrected[/QUOTE]
"So I've been building up the courage to ask you, and I've realized that it's now or never... You wanna go [I]awe [/I]sometime?"
"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!"
[QUOTE=darcy010;22139958]Wait a sec. Sisters friend is hot. Isn't she twelve?[/QUOTE]
OP is also twelve, obviously.
Making it acceptable ;)
I call bullshit.
[QUOTE=hehe;22119142]socks to be you.[/QUOTE]
are you serious
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;22294956]It seems we're tied in funnies.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=938537[/url]
Well done. :golfclap:[/QUOTE]
nope sorry you're losing
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22119565]Go around the park and start thrusting your sock cock at people.[/QUOTE]
it was hard to reach the funny rating as i was laughing so hard at that post
what would they say if he actually did do that? hhhmmmmmm....do it at some kid lol
"daddy what is that naked man doing?"
[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;22119121]I need some help guys! Heres the story. I was home alone and my step dad had just gone out to do an odd job. My mum was at work and my brother and sister were at a friends house.
I was fapping to some good pornhub shit on my iPhone. Very very good shit. was yet to ejaculate. I was doin the old sock on cock style. I had at least half an hour to my self.I was nearly there.
But just then I heard the door open. Stupidly I ran outside with just the sock on my cock and my mum was home early from work with my step dad and in the back seat was my sister and her hot friend. By the way my sister is 12. At the sight of her hot friend I felt the tingling sensation inside my sock as I ejaculaeted.
In my own embarrassment I ran down the street as my parents called my name. I was ashamed of myself. I was too scared to go back home and face my parents. Luckily I had brought my iPhone with me.
Im now outside in the park with the only item of clothing on is a sock. I dont know what to do and I knew the only place with people who could understand the situation like mine is Facepunch. So guys. Please help me, I dont know what to do. I'll post anything that happens while im out here waiting for my salvation.
[b]Edit 1[/b]
My step dad has just gone out looking for me. I've heard him going around the neighbour hood saying "KANE! COME HERE! YOUR MOTHER HAS JUST CALLED YOUR FATHER AND WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU WILL BE IN FOR IT" I havnt revealed my locations yet but i know the longer I wait the deeper the shit i am going to get in.
[b]Edit 2[/b]
Step Dad has given up for now. The last thing i heard was that he was going to call the fuzz. Knowing him,he really would do that.
[b]Edit 3[/b]
Im back home now. The cops found me and now im in deep shit. My mum is thinking of a punishment as i type this. Im in for a world of trouble. Probably won't be able to go on he internet for a LONG time[/QUOTE]
you are not funny
[editline]03:35PM[/editline]
I bumped this because of that other GD thread, everyone get mad at op gogogog
How about we get mad at you instead
[QUOTE=DJSergei;25115518]you are not funny
[editline]03:35PM[/editline]
I bumped this because of that other GD thread, everyone get mad at op gogogog[/QUOTE]
wow what a faggot
Well you should of known the number 1 rule of fappery. "DONT LEAVE YOUR ROOM WHEN YOU ARE FAPPIN"
[QUOTE=ytr191;25115822]Well you should of known the number 1 rule of fappery. "DONT LEAVE YOUR ROOM WHEN YOU ARE FAPPIN"[/QUOTE]
Uh, did you read anything other than the story the OP made up?
Like... the date?
The topic is old news, the thread was just bumped because the OP is a 12 years old idiot.
Hey! Welcome to Facepunch!
[QUOTE=HeavyMtl123;22121139]It's a teenage girl , what do you expect?[/QUOTE]
No, It's probally a 42 year old man.
[QUOTE=Stizzles;25115928]Uh, did you read anything other than the story the OP made up?
Like... the date?
The topic is old news, the thread was just bumped because the OP is a 12 years old idiot.[/QUOTE]
Don't moan at him, he didn't bump it
[QUOTE=DJSergei;25115518]you are not funny
[editline]03:35PM[/editline]
I bumped this because of that other GD thread, everyone get mad at op gogogog[/QUOTE]
:fuckoff:
this thread was a horrible troll to begin with.
[QUOTE=TheCoolDudeOf87;22119199]I have just the picture for this, I even made it myself with a motivator maker, and yes that IS my deviantart.
[IMG]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/138/7/4/I_call_bullshit_by_TheDudeWithTude.jpg[/IMG]
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Greeman))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
User Gets banned for this? Yet OP makes a thread about Fapping?
Just shows you who is running facepunch....
[IMG]http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww344/New_Pics_09/UglyNerd.jpg[/IMG]
:doh:
I can just imagine someone running down the street with a sock on their junk. lol
So this guy is the 12 year old? He's a bit fucked up
what a terrible thread
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