[QUOTE=person11;36122988]God whatever happened to Hezzy[/QUOTE]
whos hezzy
[quote=john doe] First of all I want to say that I hate whenever people state that their life sucks, everything sucks, that they want to die and such. I completely understand that they might have a psychological problem as opposed to an actual life problem, but grow the fuck up, I mean, I'm fat, I don't know what to do with my life, my family sucks balls but hey, I'm still here, I'm doing some awesome stuff where I work at and I'm doing pretty damn fine with whatever the fuck I want to do. Life isn't hard, YOU are making it harder by setting constraints, don't go "bawww people suck" you suck for making them suck for you. If you actually got up and left your house for 1 day only, walked with your friends and just talked to them, you'd know that you're LOVED by someone, someone CARES about you, and somewhere, somehow, even if it's only ONE FUCKING PERSON there's someone who loves you. So just grow the fuck up, suicide never works, I got through it.
That was 5 years ago, when I only had school and never worked, I only played games and fiddled around the internet. If you're thinking life is too still, go do something, work, get your own money so that you can buy stuff, party etc.
Ps. there's no need to joke about my english skills vent, my english is bad enough as it is.
TL;DR I hate suicides and I think that people who want to die are idiots.
Vent should I send you my username?[/quote]
sounds like you want to die and that you have some deep seeded emotional stress. i'd suggest either od'ing by self medication or seek help, especially with your poor english skills you don't have much going for you.
send me your username? that will ruin anonymity but if you REALLY want to go ahead and i'll tell everyone which submissions were yours.
[quote=john doe]About a year ago I was really into airsoft guns and what not, and went to the subforum for it. Some guy started talking to me about it and said he was in the same area as me and that we should meet up and have a airsoft fight. He said he'd bring a group of his friends too, so I was really excited. I had no friends at school (still don't) and got physically bullied quite a lot. Also my parents being split up and me and my dad jobless didn't help me. Anyways I got all my gear up and went to go to the location he told me to go to, I have no idea why the fuck I fell for that. I got my mom to drop me off saying me and my friends were meeting up, so she was really happy to see I was doing something. I ended up standing in the forest for 45 minutes while no one showed up. I had no phone so I had to walk about 30 minutes to someone house to call my mom. It was probably one of the worst experiences of my life, and am now even more depressed. After that incident I tried commiting suicide but had no idea how. I don't even know why the fuck I am typing this but it feels good to get it out. Thanks facepunch, this is the first time I've come back after that.[/quote]it goes without saying that you should be careful meeting people from the internet. you could try e-mailing a moderator if you have that person's username and see if they can do anything, but chances are they won't do anything to resolve your stupidity for meeting a rando in the middle of the woods.
not having friends isn't a fun time, and the chances are you're looking in the wrong places. look at other social networking sites like Yelp and look for events in your area that you might be interested in. a lot of people go through a period of feeling like they have no friends, and struggle to get themselves to do anything. it might feel like you're depressed, and if you are you can find someone to talk to about the way you feel.
i feel bad telling everyone to seek help, but it might not be that you need medication, it might just be that you need someone to talk to to help you sort yourself out, and if i help that at all then awesome, but if not SRY BBY, go talk to a real professional not someone on the internet!
[quote=john doe]i really like ratings. i'm not going to beg for them or anything, but i get this great feeling searching my own posts and finding the ones that were rated positively. especially if the rating by a more prominent member of the forums.
i just like being a part of a community and making people laugh, and nothing is more satisfying than having the confirmation that i'm successful.[/quote]pathetic. if someone rates you dumb do you go back and say "Y U RATE BOX?!??!" and other stupid shit?
ratings are cool, sure, but they mean nothing. most people just tagalong rate anyways since so many people don't like to speak for themselves!
[quote=john doe]I
dropped the screw
in the tuna
oh the humanity[/quote]
idgi, can someone explain?
he dropped the screw in the tuna and he's really unhappy about it
[QUOTE=person11;36122988]God whatever happened to Hezzy[/QUOTE]
Perma'd. Don't know the circumstances because no one ever tells them...
[QUOTE=ventilated;36114011]that's just weird because she was underage and probably in the first half of the 20th century. still messed up
[editline]28th May 2012[/editline]
if you were 19 and had a crush on a 13 y/o people would call you a pervert or pedophile[/QUOTE]
[Quote=wikipedia]After another meeting at the Royal Naval College in Dartmouth in July 1939, Elizabeth – though only 13 years old – fell in love with Philip, and they began to exchange letters.[2] They became secretly engaged in 1946 when Philip asked the King for his daughter's hand in marriage. The King granted his request providing any formal engagement was delayed until Elizabeth's twenty-first birthday the following April.[3] Their engagement was officially announced on July 9, 1947.[4][/Quote]In 1939 Philip was 18. They are still married aged 86 and 91, not bad going.
[QUOTE=lil timmy;36124291]he dropped the screw in the tuna and he's really unhappy about it[/QUOTE]
That episode of Keenan and Kel used to haunt me, I swear. Every time the show was on it was that episode. Or the Singing in the Orange Soda rain one.
[QUOTE=verynicelady;36125385]In 1939 Philip was 18. They are still married aged 86 and 91, not bad going.[/QUOTE]
aren't all the royal families inbred anyways? how does that make it okay?!?!
[editline]29th May 2012[/editline]
it's creepy when they are underage, who cares when they are of age
[editline]29th May 2012[/editline]
they waited until she was 18 to get engaged at least, still messed up before she's 18!
They're distant cousins - not inbreeding by British standards, it's legal to marry your first cousin here. I don't think they had sex, it was a long time ago and I think most people waited at least until they were engaged in those days. Also by all accounts the Queen did all the chasing.
thanks for the history lesson, how old were you then? like 25?
much older I am older than time itself
trying to think of a confession to send in. Maybe that time I made out with Mark Anthony whilst Cleopatra was busy at her toilet?
[QUOTE=verynicelady;36125649]much older I am older than time itself
trying to think of a confession to send in. Maybe that time I made out with Mark Anthony whilst Cleopatra was busy at her toilet?[/QUOTE]
what an ugly dude, didn't know he was that old though
[img]http://upload.offensivex.com/images/markanthon.jpg[/img]
Vent being a prat. Don't disrespect your elders... Disgust is subjective.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;36113659]My grandfather actually fell in love with my grandmother when he was 19 and she was 13 or something like that. he asked her out and she said no. He then waited until she was 18 and asked her out again. Then they lived happily ever after until he died of a heart attack in bed.[/QUOTE]
one of my friends is 13 and his mom is 26
[QUOTE=ballads;36126446]my girl friend is 15 and im 18[/QUOTE]
do not pass go
do no unanonymously post confessional
stop confessing you dummies! use the anonymous tool!
'Baz is a racis'
[quote=john doe]I have a friend who's at Uni and his flat mate is black and all he does is complain about him so I'm p.sure baz is a racist so can you post this confession as 'Baz is a racist' thanks[/quote]
racism is ok sometimes. does this "baz" character have a reason for his racism? Something like a room mate that is really into drugs and deals with shady characters or something? Just tell him to stop being a little bitch .
[quote=john doe]I am sorry grumpy, old, rich, white people. I urinated in your soup, but you deserved it. How do send a salad back 5 times. Its a salad!
p.s. also the others and I had dandruff, so that was not all cheese. You were being a bitch thou.[/quote]don't do that, that's just mean. next time some old people are being bitches just get your manager instead of being a huge dick. or work at olive garden and cum in the alfredo sauce.
going to leave this last one up for community response. if you object with certain parts, just don't respond to those parts.
[quote=john doe]Sigh. Where to begin? I'm a 16 year old male and have been a bi-sexual ever since I turned 9, but with a stronger attraction to other males my age. I've found it extremely difficult to find myself a partner even though I long for one daily. Why? Sigh.. Let me tell you. I'm a furry. No one else in my peer-group seems to understand me. I've desperately tried to make friends year after year. Wandering the halls of my school alone, like a shadow in the night, nobody notices me unless I show my true colors. That being my furry side. But I've found that the moment I do, I'm ridiculed for being who I am. During school when I finish my work, I sit and listen to conversations around me. I note down key elements that make conversations. Beginning, middle and end. I've at least 30 pages of this since grade 7, each attempt I've made at starting an interesting conversation, I'm ignored. I'll tell you why. They're all pathetic. They don't know what it is to live like I do on a daily basis. Calling me a furry? Okay? I care why? It's who I am you fucking assholes.
So where do I go from here? Well a year ago I attended a furry convention and seemed to be getting along well with others, that is until they tell me what I should change about myself. Telling me what I should color my suit. Fuck them. They don't know shit
I attempt to pass through the desolate plains covered in fog, only to reach a wall of Hatred. Why? Why must humans be so pathetic and foolish? After realizing that the real world has nothing for me, I figured the anonymity of the Internet will satisfy at least some of my social needs. It has, and I have had a boyfriend for a few weeks last year. It didn't end well, naturally. Since then I've been living in a pool of diarrhea, mixed with blood, sweat, and semen. My life.
Perhaps you, Facepunch, can help me. Lend me a hand, I may be a furry, but that is no reason to hate me. I'm sick of the 'advice' I've been getting from everyone else, they're pathetic.[/quote]don't flame the furry, just internally object to it!
No relation I hope.
Guy in that last confession should stop trying to force friends, Also don't just go right ahead and say your a furry to everybody.
[QUOTE=ventilated;36126836]
racism is ok sometimes.[/QUOTE]
wat.
Why would anyone publicly announce that they are a furry? That is like telling Garry you are a delicious Subway sandwich.
[editline]29th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=barttool;36128047]wat.[/QUOTE]
It is okay as long as it's funny.
Racism is not wrong when it's right. Amirite?
[QUOTE=ventilated;36126836]stop confessing you dummies! use the anonymous tool!
'Baz is a racis'
racism is ok sometimes. does this "baz" character have a reason for his racism? Something like a room mate that is really into drugs and deals with shady characters or something? Just tell him to stop being a little bitch .
don't do that, that's just mean. next time some old people are being bitches just get your manager instead of being a huge dick. or work at olive garden and cum in the alfredo sauce.
going to leave this last one up for community response. if you object with certain parts, just don't respond to those parts.
don't flame the furry, just internally object to it![/QUOTE]
Racism isn't okay just because one dude fits the racist stereotype.
[QUOTE=Wafflemaster;36116661]Needs more masturbation involving spiders.[/QUOTE]
Is it a good thing that I missed that?
Racism is not ok at all even though everyone has pretty much been inherently or subconsciously racist and one point in their lives.
Got a bunch of confessions stewing in the crock pot called my email, I'll post them when I get back to my apartment tonight! Be excited, be really really excited.
[QUOTE=ventilated;36134819]Got a bunch of confessions stewing in the crock pot called my email, I'll post them when I get back to my apartment tonight! Be excited, be really really excited.[/QUOTE]
dont enter chat or ill fuck you up.
[QUOTE=Bukkake Chief;36134872]dont enter chat or ill fuck you up.[/QUOTE]
I'll fuck [i]you[/i] up!
[QUOTE=ventilated;36123896]
pathetic. if someone rates you dumb do you go back and say "Y U RATE BOX?!??!" and other stupid shit?
ratings are cool, sure, but they mean nothing. most people just tagalong rate anyways since so many people don't like to speak for themselves![/QUOTE]
I find it ironic when people rate dumb, it just tells me they don't have the brains to make a proper argument.
[QUOTE=ashxu;36098095]same could be said about any fetish lol, especially the more peculiar ones.[/QUOTE]
i always knew you were fucked in the head you like 16 yr old shit
[QUOTE=Sharker;36135978]I find it ironic when people rate dumb, it just tells me they don't have the brains to make a proper argument.[/QUOTE]
or they find the post too stupid to bother arguing against
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