[quote]When I was a kid me and my female cousin lived together in the same house for about a year and a half to help get her parents back on their feet. We had a small blow up pool outside, and we would always sneak out of our room at night and go skinny dipping. I don't think we were really attracted to each other at the time, but we were always interested in each others "parts". Well one night when we got out of the pool and we were climbing through our window to get back to the room I for some insane fucking reason slapped her ass. I saw kids at my school doing it to each other as a joke so I did it to her, so I believe that is the reason why. Anyways she screamed and I guess one of her parents heard, so our first reaction was to hide. We both got into one bed, god knows why, and pretended like we were asleep. When they came in they unrolled the covers only to see us both naked and soaking wet in the same bed. I guess they thought we were having sex, even though I think it would of been physically impossible at our age. After that their family moved out and I very rarely get to see my cousin. Only on holidays.[/quote]
I've got a pretty similar story, minus the incestuous undertones. You see, I was just a little kid diggin around my nose in the bathroom at my uncle's house. I was just trying to get a right nasty bogey dislodged, but my uncle walked in, and I yelled "close the door, I'm going to the bathroom!"
So he yelled at me because he thought I was peeing in his sink.
I guess that's not much like your story after all.
[quote]When I was younger, maybe 14 or 15, I raped my twin sister. (Fraternal of course).
So... right. I'm 19 now, so is she. I'll call her "Jen" for privacy's sake. When it happened, we were around 14 or 15. Pretty sure it was 14. I had started masturbating when I was 13, after I had found one of my dad's porn movies (No I don't remember what it was called) and watched it. I was very curious about what it felt to actually do what the people in the videos were doing, and I knew that my hand was not the same no matter how I held it. I knew my sister was sexually active (though at the time all I knew is she played with herself too) because I remember seeing her play with herself under the covers in our room when she thought I was asleep (we shared a bedroom until we were like 16, at first because it was easier on the parents, and later just because we wanted to. This story sort of plays a role in that). I usually slept on my side, so it didn't make her suspicious that I was facing her. I'd keep my eyes open a crack and just watch her hand moving under the covers and listen to the noises she made. It aroused me a LOT. Sometimes I played with myself at the same time she did, and a few times I even managed to finish at the same time as her.
One night, I got tired of just watching, so when she started and her eyes were closed, I got up and snuck over, moved the covers off, and took her hand away, which startled her. I told her to be quiet as I climbed on top of her and proceeded to rape her. Though... I don't know how much it actually counts as rape because she never really protested. It felt amazing, I guess to both of us, because she came too. And it sort of just became our thing... We started having sex with each other practically every night. We tried a lot of different things we saw in porn, though nothing really fucked up like scat or watersports or anything. Just different positions. Our parents moved us out of the same room when we were 16 because they thought it was a bit odd we wanted to keep sharing a room even then, but they never found out. To this day, neither of us have had sex with anyone else. We actually live together now (our parents think it's just because it's easier to split an apartment and we've always been 'close') and we still have sex. We've never thought it was wrong, even though everyone says it is. No one else knows.[/quote]
Sounds more like a neckbearded shadow-dweller's adolescent fantasy than a legitimate series of events, but if this is true, then I've got to agree with ole' ventilated: your parents are probably going to kill themselves if they ever find out.
[quote]I feel so lost, like nothing matters. Everything feels so fake, time seems to just be passing. It get's horribly depressing sometimes. I try to occupy myself with hobbies, and I have friends and stuff, but it all just seems so insignificant-- I am a worthless person. I'm not saying that all self-pitylike, I mean it objectively. I don't contribute to anything. My life just seems like any other, something that has been lived a million times. I have a really good life, and I am incredibly lucky. But I just spend all of my time feeling sorry for myself, even though I really don't have anything to be sad about. I shouldn't take everything for granted like this, but I just find myself not caring. And now I am wasting my time typing this, being an overemotional teenager. How would I fix this? I know it is going to get better, but it just feels like I am waiting. But what am I waiting for? (Damn. Some profound stuff here.)
Thank you[/quote]
I wish I knew how old you are, because this sounds like a pretty standard identity crisis, which pretty much every developing teen goes through in the awkward pubescent years. As vent said, you'll eventually self-actualize and discover what you really want out of life, and then all this mopey funkosity will dissipate.
[QUOTE=ventilated;36148356]so submit better ones[/QUOTE]
Just did! Thanks!
Lighten up :(
[QUOTE=Klammyxxl;36149939]Just did! Thanks![/QUOTE]
Don't do this. Just don't.
[quote=john doe]Ever since December I've had this real interest in werewolves; but it extends to the point where I think they're fucking sexy, and I would love to get fucked in the ass by one, with it leaning over on my back and panting on my shoulders. I bet it would feel great. I'm sure they'd have big cocks too.[/quote]
Wow... yeah... well... ok... sure.
Can I set you up with the guy that said he's a furry a few confessions back? You guys would get along great and be the best of friends!
[quote=john doe]so I sent a confession on a different email by accident, you probably don't give a shit but i'm just giving a warning if you get any emails of someone one confused. it's not me, i swear.
Sorry for this! [/quote]
Ok, i'll just assume that one of the confessions is from you. That's fine, no one has to know which one, you could be that furry.
[quote=john doe]I fap to ponies, however i am trying to stop and thank god it's working so far.[/quote]
... what exactly is working so far? And is this in terms of bestiality or MLP? And if this is real horses, in which case is it: mares, stallions, foals, ponies, or pygmy horses? if mlp.... it doesn't matter.
actually if it's bestiality it also doesn't matter...
[quote=john doe]I'm not really sure how to go about saying this. Just writing it is
quite strange because it feels like I'm finally actually acknowledging
it.
Sometimes I doubt whether or not I truly love my girlfriend. She makes
me feel amazing and I love to make her feel good. She loves me but I
don't know if I really love her.
I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm self-sabotaging, but I can never
really trust myself with this kind of thing because I feel like I
could just be fucking myself over for whatever reason. Similar things
have happened in past relationships.
There are times where I simply feel no strong feelings towards her.
Like, when I'm just sitting at home on my PC and I think of her, I
feel nothing. No love, no hate, no fondness even, just indifference.
It's a similar thing for my friends, but then again I don't often
acknowledge my feelings of friendship in their company, like I do with
my girlfriend. When I'm with her and I kiss her or she does something
spontaneous and sweet which triggers a small wave of ecstasy (bad
wording, but I don't know how else to put it) I think to myself "I
love this girl" but I don't know if I really do or if that's just
because she said or did something cute.
Before her, I had a fairly serious relationship that was on and off
for some months. After that, I was single for quite some time. Perhaps
a year. And as my friends were getting girlfriends I got to the point
where I was consciously wanting a girlfriend because they had one, as
oppose to simply wanting a girlfriend for an emotional connection. I
didn't intend falling for this girl, it didn't even cross my mind when
I first started a casual conversation with her on Facebook all those
months ago, but I still sometimes think to myself "Do I really want to
be with this girl because I love her, or because I want a
girlfriend?".
I'm so confused. I'm sorry if I've formatted this badly or been
unclear. Thanks for reading, I really do appreciate it.[/quote]
you started your first conversation with her on facebook? the times really have changed in recent years! back in my day (5-10 years ago) when we first started conversations it was in person. this is before facebook and myspace though.
even my girlfriend now i first started talking to in person. we met, and sure there were a few times before i saw her again (she lived some 300 miles away) when we would text or something, but it wasn't very frequent. then when she moved closer we hung out, then continued hanging out, and it just kind of worked so i did something about it.
did you start talking to this girl on facebook because you knew her and thought you had some feelings for her (like liked her) or was it just some girl who you thought was cute? and then did you start the conversation because you felt safe through the computer and would have otherwise felt insecure talking to her in person?
i guess what i'm saying is that you should know if you're feeling something for someone when you're not with them. there are times throughout the day where my girlfriend or i will text each other randomly with a few words, or just one, and just leave it at that, no real conversation.
the only difference is really that we live together.
you don't need to think about them [B]all[/B] the time, it's when you're with another person do you like yourself more and like who they are? if you say no to most of these questions that would reaffirm your relationship, it's probably not right for you and you should figure out a way to express that and also let her down gently. Breakups suck.
[QUOTE=Klammyxxl;36149939]Just did! Thanks![/QUOTE]
Which one was yours? I bet I know which one it was.
[QUOTE=_jesterk;36150092]Uh.[/QUOTE]
Uh, what? I'm john doe regardless.
[QUOTE=ventilated;36150647]Don't do this. Just don't.[/QUOTE]
First you tell me to do, then you tell me to not. Make up your mind!!!
He means don't post that you sent in confessions, NOT don't send in confessions.
Saying you sent one completely voids the whole anonymous bit. Now everyone knows you sent one in and personally I am of the opinion one of the two incest ones was yours.
Dirty dirty boy.
That's how anonymous works. Don't say you sent one in if you don't want people to assume that you sent in a random one, then eventually you'll see one less bad and later in the thread you'll say "this one's mine lol" hoping that everyone forgot what you said on page 4 and which submission they thought was yours by taking credit on something that was supposed to remain anonymous.
Just don't do it dude, not cool.
[quote=john doe]What kind of confession is this exactly? I notice nothing but negative comments to my previous confession. 'don't flame the furry, just internally object to it'
Thanks asshole, real nice. It seems I overestimated you. Can't believe I thought this would be a good idea at all. Sigh. Flamed once again just by clearing my mind, even learned that some people would like to punch me in the face. You know what you all are? Imbeciles. Pathetic humans. I fail to see what's so pathetic about my lifestyle and was hoping I'd get some decent adivce but I guess not. I guess the population of earth except a select few are, as I put it before, living in a pool of diarrhea, sweat, blood and semen. Though only their minds are permanently clouded, only TRUE humans, such as myself, are forced to live within it. Taking the fall for the lesser beings you people are.[/quote]
Honestly, I was hoping that facepunch was better than that as well, hoped that they wouldn't have been like "lol f this guy" but they were! and for that i'm sorry.
I said keep it inside, because so many people DO hate furries, but I was hoping that they could look past it and kind of help you out.
with that you can hope, but it's such a strange thing that people object to it even with that! I'm really not trying to sound like a dick here, but it's a strange obsession that thanks to the internet has come to light. it's not something that you should tell people or advertise if you want to be "accepted" by an internet group or forum (unless it's dedicated to that, and then i'd suggest using a different username).
other than that, you should have been prepared for whatever this forum has because so many people have so many different opinions and the people who support you probably won't come in here to back you up because of how much people dislike what you do.
i personally don't care, when you don't bother me with it i don't care, i was willing to look past it but i chose to not give you advice as the advice is a favor i do with this thread, not required. i was hoping that maybe anyone would give you some good advice, not just be like "wow fuck that guy" but it's too late now. move on.
[quote=john doe]a few nights ago my family got together. we went to my uncles cabin by the lake and we all spent the night, it was great fun, lol. Anyways, I have had this hot attraction to my aunt, I am a freak, I know. I was really horny so when I just wondered into the room where she was sleeping looking for panties or something, but could only find her sandals. I took one of them into the bathroom while I was "showering" and jerked off onto it. I rubbed my cock all over it and my balls. I finally came onto it, after I was done I realized how fucking weird what I had just done was. But I wiped it all my cum off, and after I was done showering i put the sandal back, the next day when we were out on the boat (she was in a fucking hot bikini) she was wearing the sandal that I had cummed into.[/quote]
why don't some of you know boundaries? that is clearly crossing the line from "weird thought" to "perversion".
[quote=john doe]I make lots of Let's Play videos.
I think facepunch would genuinely like them, but I just cant get myself to make a thread because of how they would react.
I'm already trolled enough on fp I dont need anymore, you know?
:c[/quote]
so many people make "lets play" videos, and i've never actually sought one out... so i can't help.
also can't help with the trolling. OOPS!
[url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1179499&p=36151755&viewfull=1#post36151755]TWO NEW GOLD-ONLY CONFESSIONS in the same post...[/url]
Oh look furry guy is back "I act totally socially awkward and when facepunch calls me out on it i call them lesser human beings" Get over yourself man.
I'm just waiting for him to flip out and post in the thread.
how does the Gold member only confessions work? does the person say that they want to be in the GM thread.
I'm gonna guess that Golds have different email to send.
No, they're just posts that I think only gold members should see. If you want to see them buy gold membership and read them.
Some are good, some are bad. I'm posting all confessions that I receive, just not posting them all in here.
What's the point of leaving some confessions for only certain people to see?
[QUOTE=ventilated;36151899]No, they're just posts that I think only gold members should see. If you want to see them buy gold membership and read them.
Some are good, some are bad. I'm posting all confessions that I receive, just not posting them all in here.[/QUOTE]
...why? I mean, in what way are they different from others that we, regular users shouldn't see them. With no specific reasons given, I think that's pretty stupid IMHO.
...Unless Garry is using you to make more dosh..
Guys, we just aren't as good as Gold members, they obviously deserve better.
[editline]31st May 2012[/editline]
Could you give an example of something "only a gold member should see"?
[QUOTE=ventilated;36151764]That's how anonymous works. Don't say you sent one in if you don't want people to assume that you sent in a random one, then eventually you'll see one less bad and later in the thread you'll say "this one's mine lol" hoping that everyone forgot what you said on page 4 and which submission they thought was yours by taking credit on something that was supposed to remain anonymous.[/QUOTE]
it was a joke
Something tells me you all think I'm completely ignorant as to what "anonymous confession" means, in which case I can assure you that I'm completely aware of what it is by definition, and how this whole thread works. My first post was supposed to have been seen as ironic. I hate that I had to tell you idiots that, as it completely killed the joke. If this is not the case, and you're just rating me dumb because you're conformist dickheads who love rating people because "everyone else is doing it!", then stay wound up in your up-tight complexes, because quite frankly I see no point in belittling people on a daily basis by labeling them as "dumb".
My favorite part is you guys trying to guess what confession was mine when he didn't even post it.
Thing is; people wouldn't hate furries if they weren't so over dramatic like this. Just don't mention it as it's not a big deal and go about your day and they'll repay you in kind.
[QUOTE=_jesterk;36151934]What's the point of leaving some confessions for only certain people to see?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=barttool;36151982]...why? I mean, in what way are they different from others that we, regular users shouldn't see them. With no specific reasons given, I think that's pretty stupid IMHO.
...Unless Garry is using you to make more dosh..[/QUOTE]
If people happen to buy gold to see confessions then good for garry, he didn't put me up to this.
I've been a gold member for years and I just wanted there to be another perk to gold membership.
I'm pretty sure at some point garry will set threads older than a certain date to only be accessible to gold members, that'll be another perk!
The gold member only confessions aren't that good guys, really. Don't worry about it.
If garry starts doing illogical money-motivated things like that, it would probably be the first step in a series of many.
[QUOTE=ventilated;36152166]If people happen to buy gold to see confessions then good for garry, he didn't put me up to this.
I've been a gold member for years and I just wanted there to be another perk to gold membership.
I'm pretty sure at some point garry will set threads older than a certain date to only be accessible to gold members, that'll be another perk![/QUOTE]
except for the fact that gold membership went from being a recognition to dedicated facepunch users to an elitist tool to simply just paid. It's a shame really.
If garry asks me to just post them all here, I will. But that's the only reason I would.
[QUOTE]What kind of confession is this exactly? I notice nothing but negative comments to my previous confession. 'don't flame the furry, just internally object to it'
Thanks asshole, real nice. It seems I overestimated you. Can't believe I thought this would be a good idea at all. Sigh. Flamed once again just by clearing my mind, even learned that some people would like to punch me in the face. You know what you all are? Imbeciles. Pathetic humans. I fail to see what's so pathetic about my lifestyle and was hoping I'd get some decent adivce but I guess not. I guess the population of earth except a select few are, as I put it before, living in a pool of diarrhea, sweat, blood and semen. Though only their minds are permanently clouded, only TRUE humans, such as myself, are forced to live within it. Taking the fall for the lesser beings you people are.[/QUOTE]
who the fuck still calls people imbeciles lmao
"you're all hate-filled foolish lesser beings, unlike me with my intense hatered of particular people based upon arbitrary trivia about their sex life" seriously what the hell did you even expect if [I]this[/I] is overestimating us
[quote]What kind of confession is this exactly? I notice nothing but negative comments to my previous confession. 'don't flame the furry, just internally object to it'
Thanks asshole, real nice. It seems I overestimated you. Can't believe I thought this would be a good idea at all. Sigh. Flamed once again just by clearing my mind, even learned that some people would like to punch me in the face. You know what you all are? Imbeciles. Pathetic humans. I fail to see what's so pathetic about my lifestyle and was hoping I'd get some decent adivce but I guess not. I guess the population of earth except a select few are, as I put it before, living in a pool of diarrhea, sweat, blood and semen. Though only their minds are permanently clouded, only TRUE humans, such as myself, are forced to live within it. Taking the fall for the lesser beings you people are.[/quote]
This anonymous confession business works both ways, mate. You can say whatever you want to without any censorship or the risk of repercussions because nobody knows who you really are. The flip side of this is that people can respond to the anonymous post you have made with all the same liberties, insomuch as they aren't blatantly disrupting the forum. It's a [I]real[/I] open forum. That's my take on the matter, anyhow.
[QUOTE=RobyYe;36066897]Your name makes up for it. John Doe is a name for an unidentified male. Same goes for females which is Jane Doe.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4a/Battle_Bob.png[/t]
[i]I am no female, maggot![/i]
Also, that skinny dipping story sounds a bit coincidencial
Does it count as posting gold content to say that blue members need not envy gold confessions?
Yes.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;36152226]The gold member only confessions aren't that good guys, really. Don't worry about it.[/QUOTE]
This guy isn't banned yet though.
[QUOTE]living in a pool of diarrhea, sweat, blood and semen.[/QUOTE]
Thug life
Yeah, I think we've all been there.
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