[QUOTE=kyselina;36166998]No racism against blues[/QUOTE]
blue isn't a race the fuck are you talking about
I think the word you're looking for is "discrimination"
Please relax dudes.
You are only missing a few confessions, it's not like I'm asking everyone to submit confessions then only posting them in the gmf.
I'm posting very few there and until someone asks me to do otherwise you will have to deal with it.
Please stop discussing my decision and get back to talking about the confessions.
I have a few in my email now, I'll post them in a few hours.
How are these anonymous if you're posting their name? (John Doe)
[QUOTE=Klaymaxx;36167635]How are these anonymous if you're posting their name? (John Doe)[/QUOTE]
John Doe is a generic name usually used to classify unidentified persons...
I think he was kidding.
itt: ventilated being an idiot giving golds unwanted perks
[QUOTE=Klaymaxx;36167635]How are these anonymous if you're posting their name? (John Doe)[/QUOTE]
This guy probably sent in a confession and his real name is John Doe so he feels betrayed and made a new account to subtly tell us about it.
[quote=john doe]I had a bad drunken habit of having sex with my Friends partners from the age of 15 (Quite literally happened on my 15th birthday the first time) up until a few months ago, but I managed to keep it quiet enough and most of my friends never finding out.Yadda Yadda. So friend A let's call him that, is away on a School party thing in Italy for a week. The worst time of my life unfolded at one party about three months before I left my Hometown. So myself and slut A (friend A's girlfriend of a month and a bit) are going to a gathering to celebrate a birthday. Now my memory is quite blurry of the evening but I do remember She started sucking me off a few times before we had to hide in a toilet of this huge house, but we leave the door unlocked, the party is on the first floor and we were on the third floor, it seemed safe enough, but as sod's law dictates someone did end up coming in.
What made this different than some drunken person who won't realise that it is Slut A and myself and awkwardly leave is this guy stumbles in and starts to throw up, we happened to be on the floor right next to the door, Slut A screams, Drunk A turns around mid puke and splatters her, she looks shocked for what seemed to be an eternity, then she started to gag, she throws up uncontrollably right in my face. Everyone knows that feel when you see someone being sick and it makes you gag, but smelling it makes it worse, there was Puke in my Eyes puke in my mouth puke up my nose, it is the worst feeling, so I start to throw up. Slut A's screaming has made some party goers come up the stairs but they are met with a room slowing being plastered with Puke, I crawl out from under Slut A, all parties still puking, and there is just vomit flying now, I'm naked and groaning as I fall down the stairs towards these other people, one whom is already throwing up from the smell, people scatter as I crawl to any room I come across looking for a shower, about five doors down I crawl in and starting running the shower with me already curled up in a ball. I sit there under the water until I hear the door and the Kid who's house we're at throws my clothes (somehow puke free) inside I dress myself, and walk out still damp. I'm sure you guys might think this is funny, but Slut A still wanted to fuck me after that, so I stopped for a while, I haven't actually brought myself to tell anyone the full story about me fucking Slut A that night.[/quote]
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[quote=john doe]I have two fetishes that I'd like to share with everybody today.
1. Bondage. Not that creepy gothic shit, though, I'm talking more like tie you to the bed, maybe a little ticking, etc.
2. Soft things. Mostly blankets, though bath robes and stuff like that get the job done too.
It gets even more fun when you combine the too together!
Now I think this all started when I was like 5, I'd ask my sisters to tie me to the ping pong table with a jump rope so that I couldn't get out (they were all older than me) and I really liked that a lot, but I didn't know why. I had no idea what this fetish shit was.
I had another experience with this a little later with one of my sister's friends. She was friends with a pair of twins, and we decided to play cops and robbers. Guess who got tied up and captured.
Probably the best experience I've had with that as a kid was with my next door neighbor. She was a couple years older than me, I must have been 7 at the time, and we were friends and did the sort of shit that kids did back then. Someone suggested tying me to a chair with some kind of elastic rope, and I didn't have a problem with it so I went along with it. Every time I tried to wiggle free, my feet were still bound, so I couldn't get very far before they (she had a friend or two over too) captured me and tied me up again. I absolutely loved it, but unfortunately I had to go back in for dinner, and I could never coax them into trying it again.
Fast forward to several years ago. My youngest sister had just left for college, and it was just me and my parents home. I think it was a Sunday night, I was really horny (I didn't exactly know what sex/masturbation was at this point) and I walked into my sister's room. Then I saw it. It was a purple, fleece blanket. I took it, laid it out, stripped naked and wrapped myself in it. I tied myself up in it, I even slept in it (while tied) in my sister's room one night. It was probably the most awesome thing I ever laid my hands on, or so I thought.
Until my other OLDER sister came home for a little bit. She brought with her her red microplush blanket. Now THAT thing is definately the most awesome thing that ever happened to me. For some reason, she left it in her room for like a month or so while she was at college too, so I took that into the bathroom (big bathroom) one day, laid it on the floor, stripped naked and did the same dealio. Except this time, I started rubbing my dick against it. It felt so fucking good that I didn't stop until I came (no sperm though, too young). That was the first time I ever felt anything that powerful, and to be honest I was kind of scared after. My erection had died down and I had no idea what just happened but it felt SO GOOD. About twice a week after that I would sneak down into my sister's room and rub my dick against her blanket until I came. Still no sperm though, so that wasn't a problem.
Then my sister came back and took her red blanket with her, so now I was stuck with my OTHER sister's purple blanket (and her bathrobe, which I would use the little rope thing to tie myself up with from time to time along with a few of her scarves).
So yeah basically I tied myself up with my sisters' shit and jerked off to it. To make things even better, I would imagine that I was being tied up by some girls in my class.
Oh, and there was that time I masturbated literally 2 meters away friom both of my parents. I was on a long road trip and I got really horny. I couldn't help myself, so I put my blanket over me (not as soft, so less awesome blanket), put my hands in my shirt, down my pants and slowly stroked my dick until I came. At this point, sperm was a problem so yeah. It was in a big van and I was in the very back seat, so I don't think that they knew. Fucking ninja, amirite?
Now, fast forward a few months ago. At this point, I had gone out and bought my own awesome microplush blanket, and had my fair share of fun with that, and I was looking up pictures of other awesome microplush blankets when I came across a purple zebra print king size blanket for only like 30 bucks. I had to have it, so I went on amazon and bought it, along with some computer parts which my dad gave me the ok to purchase with his card. I knew that I had to keep this extra transaction secret, so I went on his email and deleted any emails which mentioned the blanket. Unfortunately, amazon likes to KEEP FUCKING SENDING EMAILS HOLY SHIT and I let one slip through. When he asked me about it, I just said that I had only bought the computer parts. I led him to believe that someone hacked into the account and put the blanket in the cart, but never bought it, when I came along, added the computer stuff, and bought the whole package. I don't know if he believed me, but he hasn't talked about it since and he doesn't give me any weird looks or anything, so everything seems alright. Plus, I still got that purple blanket. It's sitting like 4 feet away from me as I type this. It's a bit of a bitch to hide, but hey, worth it.
For the record, I have absolutely no attraction to my sisters or any other members of my family, so sorry, no incest here guys.[/quote]
You obviously DO have some attraction to your sisters as you had them tie you up and rubbed it out on their blankets. weird. it's like that guy who rubbed it out on his aunts sandals.
[quote=john doe]i was sexually abused at an early age. because of abuse i am extremely sexually deviant in quite possibly every way possible minus the piss and/or shit... shit.. also because it was at an early age i discovered masturbation at an extremely early age, preschool, give or take a few years. for a while after that i started developing crushes on everyone i saw who was remotely attractive. but because it was such an early age i didn't know what it meant for boys. i'd know i'd have a crush on a girl but with guys i'd either hate them or befriend them. because i discovered masturbation well before others would i believe i also inadvertently taught a friend or two how to spank it describing the experience.
the worst part is i was a really cute kid and my head was so far up in the clouds i never knew what was going on, so i don't even know how many times i was abused. it's the classic "brain blocks trauma" case (it took me over a decade to realize this happened to me), which pisses me off cause it makes me think my brain thinks i'm a pussy.
the best part is this is hardly the "worst" part of my life. but, if it weren't for this (supposedly) one incident all those other parts of my life that are even worse probably wouldn't have happened, and to be honest i dunno exactly where i'd be without so much suffering.
so i'm kinda glad for all of it cause life right now is pretty decent, and who knows where i'd be without it?
probably at some top college partying and getting A's like it was shit.[/quote]
[quote=john doe]my stash of duck[/quote]
[QUOTE=Bokito;36167998]This guy probably sent in a confession and his real name is John Doe so he feels betrayed and made a new account to subtly tell us about it.[/QUOTE]
Uh, no? Don't lie dude...
[QUOTE=Klaymaxx;36168794]Uh, no? Don't lie dude...[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, you appear to have missed the sarcasm.
Whos Hezzy?[QUOTE=kyselina;36166998]Darn, back when Hezzy was doing the confessions it was much better. No racism against blues, funny and/or meaningful comments and less of being a dick.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=jerry210;36169016]Whos Hezzy?[/QUOTE]
He was a mod who made these thread until he got demodded and permabanned.
[QUOTE=Cone;36167482]blue isn't a race the fuck are you talking about
I think the word you're looking for is "discrimination"[/QUOTE]
Obviously I meant the Glorious Golden race and the Peasant Blue race.
ITT: FP stereotypes
Everyone shut up.
Blues are fine and have just as much of a right as anyone else does to read these (you're not missing much in the gold section) and golds are not better than everyone else. Simple as that.
I have no problem with the lesser beings that is blue members. I just don't think they should have liberty and the same rights as us golds. They're from a lesser race and they cannot handle the responsibility of a Christian life before god.
I'm not a member-ist (wat?) I'm just better than them! This is why I pay taxes in this great America! The Bla- Blue members will NEVER be our equals.
Christ, just give them the confessions already. The only perk to being a gold is either being 10 dollars lighter-pursed or being a long-time member. None of which is much to brag about in and of themselves.
[QUOTE=ventilated;36167524]
Please stop discussing my decision.[/QUOTE]
Yes sir o'mighty gold member...
When everyone agrees that you shouldn't continue the gold only confessions why are you still doing it? You are like the 5 year old kid who won't play the game unless it goes his way.
[QUOTE=meepugh;36175352]When everyone agrees that you shouldn't continue the gold only confessions why are you still doing it? You are like the 5 year old kid who won't play the game unless it goes his way.[/QUOTE]
Typical blue comment
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;36175677]Typical blue comment[/QUOTE]
Hey, blues are also FPers! You were blue once too, you know.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;36175704]Hey, blues are FPers too! You were blue once too, you know.[/QUOTE]
I'm different! I had Jesus! You can't handle freedom! The Blue Community will never grow beyond their own social Heritage, We should NEVER have brought them here. And now, With Garry a Blue, Facepunch will surely be driven into socialism, where everyone gets 100 free posts a months and we have Ban-polls every week! It's a disaster! NO! We need a leader with Jesus in his heart. I have here, Indisputable fake proof that Garry is indeed NOT a native Facepuncher!
[QUOTE=Bomimo;36175711]You can't handle freedom![/QUOTE]
Freedom does not include golden names or 64x64 .gif avatars, no, freedom is being what you are and be proud of it. I am blue, and I'll show everyone, because FP is not full of gold members with golden hearts and golden brains, no, FP is a place for everyone who are allowed to think and share their own opinions. And so in the end, we all know that fancy golden names and huge titles can't buy you freedom, it just takes away the freedom, the freedom to be human, and the freedom to take use of what you have and not what you wish you had.
What would you rather have as a blue member: search -OR- confessions?
Or larger avatars?
Seriously, you complain just because it's been taken away, I need to ask some people some questions, then we will see if I post them here, preferably in the same format that they are now.
who teh fuc k cars lets get back to alughin at pepoles confessionss
[QUOTE=ventilated;36175999]Seriously, you complain just because it's been taken away[/QUOTE]
we're complaining because you're being a fucking retard for no reason, stop trying to make us look like impetulant kids
[QUOTE=ventilated;36175999]
Seriously, you complain just because it's been taken away[/QUOTE]
Christ! You can't handle "power" (if we can call it that in this instance). The simplest chance to discriminate towards bla-blues and you jump for it. That IS [U]AWESOME![/U] WWJD applies here!
Everyone disagrees with you, but hey, you're probably right!
I dunno, even though I disagree with the "making it a perk for golds", I can see the thought process that would lead to that decision, but the fact that you need to "talk to some people" and imply that you may not be able to post them in their original format makes it look like you're trying to make it a "super bonus" thing and you don't know if such classified material can be opened to the lowly non-gold members.
holy shit it's like ~3 confessions we don't get to see it's not the end of the world
Pwer to the People! Blue Pwoer!
Christ! I typo'd a typo!
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