Agreed, this is probably the smallest amount of power I have ever seen go to anyone's head.
jesus christ who the fuck cares
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
gold members are gold members for a reason. we're supposed to have access to things that you idiot blues arent supposed to have.
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
thats why were GOLD
Don't forget your license to shitpost (thanks for the public display).
OH MY GOD IM NEVER LEAVING THE GMF AGAIN SHUT THE FUCK UP
What a shame.
Okay, can we quit having a e-Penis color fight here? Honestly, does it really matter in the end?
I'm feeling mildly discriminated.
Hey guys, since there are some differences of opinion, I'll post most if not all of them here.
I seriously wasn't trying to be on a power trip, I really was just trying to be there for some of you, and the messenger for out of control stories for others. something that everyone could enjoy, but the people that had already paid to be gold members could get a small amount more. This wasn't a ploy to get more people to buy gold membership, and if it did oh well, good for garry.
I think I have four confessions in my inbox, I haven't read any of them yet but they are all being put in this thread.
I also really wanted facepunch to be able to help random bros out with their situation if the confession it's true.
Not sure if this post makes me look backpedal-y or not, but it doesn't really matter to me, whatever makes you bros enjoy it more
Before somebody else rages, let me leave this here.
Shhhhhhhh, it's not a big deal at all, you're all fighting over a forum which is ridiculous.
This is like the worst reason to have an argument
my life has not suddenly become awesome from being a gold member
its all the same
[QUOTE=ventilated;36177660]Hey guys, since there are some differences of opinion, I'll post most if not all of them here.
I seriously wasn't trying to be on a power trip, I really was just trying to be there for some of you, and the messenger for out of control stories for others. something that everyone could enjoy, but the people that had already paid to be gold members could get a small amount more. This wasn't a ploy to get more people to buy gold membership, and if it did oh well, good for garry.
I think I have four confessions in my inbox, I haven't read any of them yet but they are all being put in this thread.
I also really wanted facepunch to be able to help random bros out with their situation if the confession it's true.
Not sure if this post makes me look backpedal-y or not, but it doesn't really matter to me, whatever makes you bros enjoy it more[/QUOTE]
Well colour me Lovely and call me nice.
God damnit. This thread was derailed for stupid reasons.. GJ Vent.
Believe the hype, the next one will be worth it!
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;36177412]jesus christ who the fuck cares
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
gold members are gold members for a reason. we're supposed to have access to things that you idiot blues arent supposed to have.
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
thats why were GOLD[/QUOTE]
That's now the #1 arrogant post of all time
[QUOTE=ventilated;36178557]Believe the hype, the next one will be worth it![/QUOTE]
Unless there are at least 4 incest stories, you are falling bellow the median H.I.I. (Hezzy Incest Index)
Here's a teaser.
[quote=John doe]Being in college I find I have to shave my balls a lot due to them being seen every now and then; trimming just takes too long. Actually, as of now I trim them with scissors because being completely bald is uncomfortable/sticky and *I think ladies like something a little more normal. Well when I did shave them I did not own an electric razor, and was certainly not going to use a metal one, so I would borrow my roommates. That's right, the one my roommate uses on his face, every day. I did this a few times. After I moved out of that dorm I went into a house with some friends where I promptly stole one of their electric razors to use on my ballsack, though this time wising up and not giving it back. When I moved out of the house I threw the razor out the window.*[/quote]
Dude was the room mate everyone fears having.
That, the one furry that got pissed and really started back pedaling tells me his fp username, and more in the next post.
[editline]3rd June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=gufu;36179056]Unless there are at least 4 incest stories, you are falling bellow the median H.I.I. (Hezzy Incest Index)[/QUOTE]
O no, whatever will I do
You guys take the whole confessions thing [i]way[/i] to seriously.
throwing razors out a window??
thats unsafe!!!!
[QUOTE=ventilated;36175999]What would you rather have as a blue member: search -OR- confessions?
Or larger avatars?
Seriously, you complain just because it's been taken away, I need to ask some people some questions, then we will see if I post them here, preferably in the same format that they are now.[/QUOTE]
If I honestly could choose something to have access to, it'd probably be the "Find latest posts" option in my own damn profile, it's turning into a major annoyance for me that I can't use it anymore.
As a blue member, I feel very insulted to not be able to see and make fun of a very limited number of anonymous confessions that are widely acknowledged as boring!
[sp]IDGAF[/sp]
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;36177412]jesus christ who the fuck cares
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
gold members are gold members for a reason. we're supposed to have access to things that you idiot blues arent supposed to have.
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
thats why were GOLD[/QUOTE]
You should never take someone on here seriously if they have OIFY right in their avatar, its like rule 1
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;36183207]You should never take someone on here seriously if they have OIFY right in their avatar, its like rule 1[/QUOTE]
Says who
[quote=john doe]Not a funny one I'm afraid.
There's a 70% chance I have Lymphatic cancer, but I really don't want people to know about it. At the same time, ironically, I feel like I have to get it out of me. So far really only my mom, dad, sister and best friend know about it. I dislike the attention and pity that comes with it, but it weighs heavily on my chest so just saying it anonymously is helpful.[/quote]
iirc facepunch is remarkably supportive of cancer patients. most of the forum will be here for you if you need help!
[quote=john doe]Hey there, FP. I just found some stuff today and I thought you might get a laugh. I didn't.
For one, I was looking through the My Pictures on my dads laptop to update my avatar or something. I was looking through at the folder, when I noticed a thumbnail of a girl. I clicked the folder and the thumbnail wasn't there. I looked through the pictures anyway.
I found a shit load of pictures of my dad fapping and naked, and of him showing off his body. I also found a bunch of weird bondage shit. I went back, disgusted, realised I hadn't seen that thumbnail at all in the pictures. I clicked the folder again and changed the setting to "all files", and found a bunch of porn videos. Most of them were blowjob montages he recorded with his camera on the laptop playing, but one video was the worst of all. It is the single most traumatic thing I have seen in my life.
Amateur porn starring my dad and his ugly girlfriend. I am disgusted beyond my wildest imagination. I did not need to see my dad in porn.
I am scarred for life.[/quote]
you have to post that shit!
[quote=john doe]When I used to go to highschool I had a "spy pen" that could film things. I would film girls asses as I walked through the halls and, and once I lifted my arms up in the air with the pen in my hand as if I was stretching, and saw down a girls shirt with it.
I have never had a girlfriend, and I got kissed once but was to socially ackward to know what to do, so I just walked away.
You shouldn't be a dick to your pc repair shop or you might just get some info stolen.
When I worked at a grocery store I would shake up soda bottles before putting them on the shelf. My manager saw me do it once and laughed.
I stole a lot of stuff when I was a kid. In school at lunch I would go to the gas station nearly every day then stuff candy into my pockets and never got caught. The store went out of business a bit before school ended, and I felt like a dick because it was family owned and I might have contributed to it's death.
I opened the door to a pizza delivery woman while I was naked with a boner.[/quote]
did she please you while you ate pizza?
i worked at a market, and did that as well, and my boss laughed as well.
[quote=john doe]I've never told anyone this before, or even really confessed this to myself.
The short version-I want to be, and i don't want to be female.
Long- About a year ago i started odd thoughts. At the time, i pushed them out of my mind. Shortly after that, i discovered transformation porn. As in, gender swapping. This became a huge fantasy. At that stage, it was just an odd fetish. But it continued until i wanted to be that person, and i wanted the things in the story to happen to me. It came to a point where i wanted to be a chick and i wanted to have a cock inside of my, or at least suck one off. Around this time i thought i must be gay in some form. After a while of looking at gay stuff, and not becoming aroused, i concluded that i must not be gay. But the idea of transforming into a woman and getting fucked still turned me on, so i was gay, but only when i was a woman. And then i started jerking off to pregnancy porn. I combined these two fetishes and it made me really happy. The idea of turning into a woman and getting pregnant was hot, but turning a guy into a woman and making him pregnant was even hotter. I've gotten to the point now where i fap mostly to pregnancy, but i always feel guilty afterwards. I also fap to the idea of getting breastfeed or breastfeeding as a female.
Anywho facepunch, thanks. I don't feel much better, but at least some of you might find this funny.[/quote]
welp
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;36183207]You should never take someone on here seriously if they have OIFY right in their avatar, its like rule 1[/QUOTE]
get out
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;36184966]get out[/QUOTE]
I don't think you especially is in any position to be telling someone to get out.
[QUOTE=_jesterk;36186219]I don't think you especially is in any position to be telling someone to get out.[/QUOTE]
get out too
Nah, it's funny watching you make an ass of yourself.
Stop fucking arguing and get back on track.
Too the spy pen man, did you ever think about setting one up in the change rooms or someshit. go after school and just leave it half hidden and make it motion activated. Sneak back after school again to pick it up and retrieve the data.
[QUOTE=_jesterk;36186219]I don't think you especially is in any position to be telling someone to get out.[/QUOTE]
you act like this is something fucking important JESUS CHRIST IT IS A FORUM BOARD
"omg that's not ur jurisdiction to tell someone 2 get out don't do that ugh fuck gold members!!"
stop you look stupid
So did you see Aussie up there saying to stop arguing or is it just more fun to derail threads.
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