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hey guys lets talk about confessions
I have a ginger fetish
[sp]I don't think I would've managed to stay anonymous very long anyways[/sp]
shameful
[QUOTE=Lethaxx;36189032]you're indestructible
always believe in, because you are
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I love Spandau Ballet.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36191537]I have a ginger fetish
[sp]I don't think I would've managed to stay anonymous very long anyways[/sp][/QUOTE]
thx for the input and plz keep us posted with updates!!! :)
This is why we can't have nice things.
qowoah
here's a few
[quote=john doe]I have this problem with washing my hands. It ruins things I'm doing sometimes, since I have to run off and wash my hands.
When I touch something, I get this massive urge to go wash my hands. Anything. Like, I'll be playing Mario, and then in the middle of a jump, it gets really bad, and I have to go wash my hands. I don't do this for washing things, like I don't sterilize my house or anything, it's just my hands. I have to wear gloves at school so I don't freak out in a class.[/quote]
well if it's a shared controller i kind of get it, those things can get pretty freakin' gross.
gloves at school probably gets you some weird looks, but in colder months i guess it makes sense because of the amount of germs.
this is something you should get over though, especially if you want to be an actual functioning member of society some day.
[quote=john doe]I know that there are videos and images of people on the internet having sex in tights and masturbating in tights. You should look those up, they'll probably tickle your fancy ;)
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Nah, as I've said, I'm only aroused by the physical feel of the tights rubbing against my legs. It's, uh... well. It just feels plain good. Now the actual looks of tights and shit, I don't really care for it.
Also, I'm heterosexual. I mean, SO FAR I've only been into girls. Seeing girls in tights wouldn't be anything out of the usual. So nah, it's not as much of a fetish as much as it's yet another way for me to masturbate. You know, just for those days I want so calm down with the porn or I'm just too lazy for autofellatio.[/quote]
If you love the feeling then you should look for someone else who's into stocking/tight play. Maybe they'll have sex with you when you're both wearing tights.
autofellatio? nutjob.
[quote=john doe]When i was around 13 year old, i was having myself a good ol' shower. When i suddenly looked down to grab some soap that had fell on the floor, i looked down and actually screamed. I got scared by my own Dick.[/quote]
can't say that i've been scared by my own dick, but after reading something about cockroaches climbing on someone while they masturbate i got freaked out 'cause i've had roaches in my bathroom before.
also: your gmail pic is amazing.
[quote=john doe]I am a male, and I was stricken with grief at the news of Richard Dawson's death.
I don't really know him from anything other than the Family Feud, and to the rest of the world, particularly England, I would imagine, that's probably what would be considered his worst role. However, I fell in love(platonically) with him as a host the instant I saw him on.
It all goes back a few summers when I was in Canada with what was, soon to be, probably my future home and family, however, things did eventually come to an end. That aside, I was living it up at this 4 star resort that my then girlfriend worked at, so we got a sweet hook-up for a lodge. It was fantastic, the views, the smells, the everything. However, she was working 8 hour days for almost a week at a time, with seldom hours to spare with me. So in the time she was away, I got to browsing the satellite stations. I hate satellite service, but for the sake of killing time, I went for it, and stumbled across GSN(Game Show Network). The first time I clicked it on, I saw his face. Richard Dawson. Perhaps the most funny host personality of any gameshow I had ever seen. And I'd seen them all. From Bob Barker, to Howie Mandel. Richard took the cake.
From that moment on, I knew how I would fill the 8 hour void between seeing and doing things with my partner. With Richard Dawson and a bag of kettle cooked Lays. Which are popular for some reason in Canada..
I guess the thing that I want to keep anonymous is this: Although my girlfriend at the time was much too good for me, at times, not only was I thinking/fantasizing about a girl back home in the states, but also, instead of wondering whether or not she would put out when she got out of work, I was wondering if I would see some Grade A material the following morning on Family Feud.
Makes me wonder, really. It's hard to describe an intangible connection you feel between yourself and a celebrity that you have never met, and may never meet. But we all feel it at one time or another. Especially if it's an attractive woman. It's something not many guys talk about with their other guy friends. At least, no deeper than, "Lea Michele is hot". It never goes any further than that. Guy talk is guy talk, but sometimes it leaves much to be desired.
In closing, I'd like to say that I wish Richard Dawson's relatives the best, and that if I were to break one 'rule of thumb' in this world, it would be to meet one of my heroes. Except, in this case, I'll never get the chance to meet this one.[/quote]
you fell for a gameshow host that you never met? isn't he the one that would kiss all the women on the show and just do generally inappropriate things?
"visiting my future family" HA! "then we broke up"
[quote=john doe]Hey this is a bit of a weird medical one but I think it's valid. I recently noticed while having an erection that the head of my penis is numb, which was an odd realization because normally if you touch it you can feel the hand touching it and then not the other way around so I had to test it by using non body objects to see if I could feel them touching it. I honestly never realized before this and assumed it was normal but thinking about it dicks are supposed to be really sensitive aren't they?
This helps to explain why my past relationships have always failed as I had problems in the bedroom ranging from not being able to tell if I've penetrated someone and lasting 6+ hours of sex then still not coming anyway. I guess having sensation in the head really makes a difference for normal sex.
It's quite annoying because I'm at the age of one night stands and such and I've had the situation of women flirting with me a lot and then me having to be a jackass and either disappear or make up really bad excuses because I know any sex with them would be massively awkward especially as women seem to take it personally when you don't cum and think they're fat or ugly etc.
Problem is I don't really know what to do about it I'm sure I could go to a doctor and maybe get surgery but I don't really fancy having my dick cut open[/quote]
that's a toughy.
first: learn to fake an orgasm. yes, some men do fake orgasms, and you may have to.
the tip should be sensitive and it's possible for men to orgasm without ejaculating(!), i'm assuming that's not happening for you.
if you've tried some enlargement techniques it could have damaged your nerves, i often hear that jelquing or however it's spelt can do a lot of damage.
just go to your doctor and ask about it. seriously, just be like "hey doc, i don't have feeling in the head of my dick when i've got a stiffy" and (s)he'll be like "that's not good" (depending on whether or not you have a male or female GP).
does it make you feel like less of a man since you can't feel sensations? if you ever get bj's then you can't feel anything that your partner does with their tongue? you're missin' out dude!
[quote=john doe]I sit day in and day out, every day at home on the computer.
I have not left the house since I was required to go to school, now that I'm out of school I quite literally live in a 'man cave.'
I have a chest deformity that is extremely noticeable and since I can't even get over the fact that I do have this condition (which I've never been to the doctor before for it, gotta love America's health insurance...) I don't like people seeing me because of it... I know it sounds foolish to those that aren't suffering from a condition but it really fucking sucks.
I have no friends, never talked in school unless forced upon it... So I'm forever alone in a dark abyss of loneliness and gay porn. Yup, closet homosexual who has no friends because of a deformity.
See, this isn't really a confession, but I never told anyone about it and I spend pretty much every living moment on the internet.[/quote]
You never went to a doctor for your chest condition even when you were covered by your parents health insurance (if they have insurance)?
if you're under 26 and in the US you could still be covered by your parents.
I'm sure that you can find some people who would be friends with you, just search for people who share interests with you. there are forums for anything and everything out there.
hell, efukt even has a forum.
[editline]5th June 2012[/editline]
Received 85 confessions to date.
Originally posted a few in the gold member forum, but beyond that there were maybe 10 that were too stupid to post!
Is it a depression in your sternum? A friend of mine has that. He laughs it off and everyone loves his personality. Stop looking at the negatives and focus on the positives. Get a gym membership. You don't need to have friends to go to the gym. Or start cycling as a hobby. Start small. But first, you will have to step away from the computer once in a while.
[QUOTE=ventilated;36209020]
well if it's a shared controller i kind of get it, those things can get pretty freakin' gross.
gloves at school probably gets you some weird looks, but in colder months i guess it makes sense because of the amount of germs.
this is something you should get over though, especially if you want to be an actual functioning member of society some day.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=ventilated;36165433]relax, this is how it is.
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
I'm really not trying to be a dick. I'm just giving a little perk to having gold membership. Deal with it, sorry dudes! I still post most of them here!
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
I'm really not trying to be a dick. I'm just giving a little perk to having gold membership. Deal with it, sorry dudes! I still post most of them here!
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
I'm really not trying to be a dick. I'm just giving a little perk to having gold membership. Deal with it, sorry dudes! I still post most of them here![/QUOTE]
You're not trying, you just are.
Vent you are tearing us all apart and ruining the forums is this the sad future of facepunch for our children??
i am the bane of facepunch's existence obvi
[quote=john doe]I don't think this will be a very exciting confession, but I still want to ask your advice on something. I want to change my name. I have never liked my name, because it just doesn't suit me. It's just ugly, so I want to have it legally changed. I'm 21 and I've been thinking of having this done for a few years now. Thing is, I'm worried that getting my name changed might make my family feel like I was betraying them or something? I don't think my friends would understand, either.
What do you think?[/quote]
I've thought about getting my name changed but never did, and probably won't.
I'd understand if you had some super Jewish name that you don't want people to discriminate against you for having the last name McEisenbergoldstein.
IDK, i don't have much advice on the topic, but if you do get it changed to something awesome. You could be Cybertron Alfie Townhouse (or something better)
[quote=john doe]I don't know why I'm doing this, but I think it might be because everyone else says that it feels good to get shit that bothers you off your chest. I hope that they're right. I'm also kind of scared that Ventilated will post my email for whatever reason, but I'm taking the chance.
I don't even know where I should start, but I think I'll start with shit that I did when I was a kid.
1. When I was around 12 years old I sucked my friend off, and he blew me as well. I don't think any of us were actually able to get an orgasm, but we did it anyways. We did it regularly over half a year, I think. I'm still friends with the guy today, but we have never spoken about it or anything. It's kind of awkward, and I think we're just acting as if we can't remember that we ever did it.
This has made me question my sexuality over the years, and I think that I might actually be bisexual.
2. My parents are divorced, and my father has married another woman now. My stepmother lives with us, and she has two daughters. They're 9 and 12 years old.
I feel really bad about, but I can't help but to eye them out. I've masturbated to the thought about having sex with the oldest one of them quite a few times, but I would never act on it. I could never hurt them, as I love them both very much. I feel disgusted by just typing this out. welp.
3. Yesterday I was at a party, and when it ended and I was about to go home, this girl, that I knew liked me, came over and asked if she couldn't crash at my place, as I was the one who lived closest by. I told her that of course she could, as I would feel like an ass if I told her that she had to walk all the way to her home by herself. When we got home, we quickly got undressed and started having sex. I laid down on my back and she lays down beside me and starts wanking me off. I could feel that I was about to cum, but I didn't say anything. And Bo0om, i came her right in the face. I told her that I was sorry, and we just laughed it off, but secretly I enjoyed it. I felt that I had shown how much of a worthless skank she was, and it really turned me on.
Now I just feel like an asshole.
4. I think that I might be an alcoholic. This is the fourth day in a row that I'm getting hammered. I know it's really bad for me, but I just can't make myself care. I don't care if it's at a party or if I'm just sitting at home, alone, in front of my computer. All that matters is that I get wasted.
I think it might be because I feel bored or maybe because I use it as a stress reliever. I've spend my last money on vodka, but I still don't regret it.
5. I steal weed from my father. There really isn't more to it, but it makes me feel bad as well.
I know that a lot of you guys wants to flame me, and it's understandable, but please be kind.
420 smoek weed erry day fuck da police[/quote]
totally gonna post your e-mail everywhere and be all like "this dude experimented with dudes when he was 12!!!"
it's weird that it happened for 6 months, but it would make sense that it would have something to do with realizing your sexuality if you look back and enjoyed it... at least that's how it sounds.
the jerkin' thoughts about your step-sister is weird, especially since i don't know how old you are. if you were 13 or 14, maybe even 15 it's less creepy than if you're over 18. it's good that you know where to draw the line though, 'cause if you didn't you'd probably be a sex offender!
drinking 4 days in a row doesn't make you an alcoholic. drinking 4 months in a row probably will. it's better to do it as a social aspect, although I do get drunk at home a fair amount. Liquor is social lubricant, and will make you try to be friends with everyone.
Pot, at least for me, does the opposite. I get introverted as hell. If I mix the two I do pretty OK. Stealing it from your dad? Is it medicinal? If it is you should just get your own Rx for it.
you write bad responses to confessions fyi
[QUOTE=ventilated;36209020]there were maybe 10 that were too stupid to post![/QUOTE]
Why dont you post them all?
[QUOTE]I don't know why I'm doing this, but I think it might be because everyone else says that it feels good to get shit that bothers you off your chest. I hope that they're right. I'm also kind of scared that Ventilated will post my email for whatever reason, but I'm taking the chance.
I don't even know where I should start, but I think I'll start with shit that I did when I was a kid.
1. When I was around 12 years old I sucked my friend off, and he blew me as well. I don't think any of us were actually able to get an orgasm, but we did it anyways. We did it regularly over half a year, I think. I'm still friends with the guy today, but we have never spoken about it or anything. It's kind of awkward, and I think we're just acting as if we can't remember that we ever did it.
This has made me question my sexuality over the years, and I think that I might actually be bisexual.
2. My parents are divorced, and my father has married another woman now. My stepmother lives with us, and she has two daughters. They're 9 and 12 years old.
I feel really bad about, but I can't help but to eye them out. I've masturbated to the thought about having sex with the oldest one of them quite a few times, but I would never act on it. I could never hurt them, as I love them both very much. I feel disgusted by just typing this out. welp.
3. Yesterday I was at a party, and when it ended and I was about to go home, this girl, that I knew liked me, came over and asked if she couldn't crash at my place, as I was the one who lived closest by. I told her that of course she could, as I would feel like an ass if I told her that she had to walk all the way to her home by herself. When we got home, we quickly got undressed and started having sex. I laid down on my back and she lays down beside me and starts wanking me off. I could feel that I was about to cum, but I didn't say anything. And Bo0om, i came her right in the face. I told her that I was sorry, and we just laughed it off, but secretly I enjoyed it. I felt that I had shown how much of a worthless skank she was, and it really turned me on.
Now I just feel like an asshole.
4. I think that I might be an alcoholic. This is the fourth day in a row that I'm getting hammered. I know it's really bad for me, but I just can't make myself care. I don't care if it's at a party or if I'm just sitting at home, alone, in front of my computer. All that matters is that I get wasted.
I think it might be because I feel bored or maybe because I use it as a stress reliever. I've spend my last money on vodka, but I still don't regret it.
5. I steal weed from my father. There really isn't more to it, but it makes me feel bad as well.
I know that a lot of you guys wants to flame me, and it's understandable, but please be kind.
420 smoek weed erry day fuck da police[/QUOTE]
I don't know why you'd expect to be flamed for that confession. You're clearly a confused person, and I think I can relate to you, except for your parental issues and that part where you had sex with a male friend.
Look, it could all be worse. You are still going at parties and getting women to offer you sex. You don't sound like a bad guy. Maybe you need to grow up a bit, but who doesn't?
You'll get better. Or maybe you'll change your definition of better. Who cares, you don't seem to be leading a horrible life as far as I can tell.
[QUOTE=gra;36225569]you write bad responses to confessions fyi[/QUOTE]
I think this one was pretty damn alright.
[QUOTE=gra;36225569]you write bad responses to confessions fyi[/QUOTE]
so write your own, that's something that this thread is here for. unfortunately i'm the first person with input since i'm the one posting them! so deal with it.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;36226041]Why dont you post them all?[/QUOTE]
i am (now)
Dudes, he might be being a dick about the blue-gold thing, but stop bagging him for doing the actual confessions, just be grateful that they're happening at all now, what with Hezzy gone and shit
Anyways, he said that he was going to post all of them now, instead of reserving a few for Gold Members. Let's get over it and enjoy these anonymous confessions.
[QUOTE=Smas;36233126]Anyways, he said that he was going to post all of them now, instead of reserving a few for Gold Members. Let's get over it and enjoy these anonymous confessions.[/QUOTE]
The thing is i want to see the "too stupid to post" confessions aswell.
You can always get a laugh from some moronic story of how someone got a BJ from his dog.
You guys are going to feel very silly for making such a big fuss of this when you see what you've been "missing out" on.
this user racism has to stop.....
[QUOTE=TippZ;36238529]this user racism has to stop.....[/QUOTE]
User Elitism. :eng101:
[QUOTE=gufu;36238962]User Elitism. :eng101:[/QUOTE]
join date elitism? Or?
Aint that bannable?
I'm not posting the ones posted in the gold forum here, and I'm not posting the too stupid to read ones.
7 new ones that I'll be posting either today or tomorrow!
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;36239320]join date elitism? Or?
Aint that bannable?[/QUOTE]
That ain't join date elitism.
I miss join date elitism.
[QUOTE=ventilated;36241444]I'm not posting the ones posted in the gold forum here, and I'm not posting the too stupid to read ones.
7 new ones that I'll be posting either today or tomorrow![/QUOTE]
kill two birds with a stone, post the stupid ones in the gold thread?
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