Sex VS. Religion - General - Facepunch Forum

[QUOTE=soderholm13;21757708]..How old is your friend if he has never :fappery:'d :geno:[/QUOTE] He'll be 18 soon, even though Jehova's witnesses does not have birthday.

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21758402]He'll be 18 soon, even though Jehova's witnesses does not have birthday.[/QUOTE] Correction: they have birthdays, they just don't celebrate them. Everyone has a birthday.

Well, that's what i meant. I suck in english :saddowns: I'm french.

Priest where I live back in the day used to tell people if they Masturbated they could have one of the following; Become blind It would stay in your hand. etc. I myself had that restriction at one point in my life, no sex before getting Maried. I was at my GF house and she came out of the shower with just a towel on. ... yeah that didn't last long. You're friend might not, but it's freaking hard to resist when the time comes around.

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21758454]Well, that's what i meant. I suck in english :saddowns: I'm french.[/QUOTE] Damn it, I want to be French.

kinda hard to compare something real to something fake :smug:

I don't understand how a bunch of ancient farmers can tell you not to have sex until marriage or whatever.

[QUOTE=robowurmz;21758441]Correction: they have birthdays, they just don't celebrate them. Everyone has a birthday.[/QUOTE] You know what he meant. Don't be an asshole.

[QUOTE=Shoupie;21758672]Damn it, I want to be French.[/QUOTE] Why is that so?

Religion thread, oh boy here we go.

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21758816]Why is that so?[/QUOTE] Because nobody really [i]doesn't[/i] like French people. Plus, I really admire the culture.

Putin de français... y'en a partout!!! D: And, if masturbating was bad for your health or for society or something, I might understand.... But seriously it's just somethign private, why would religion interfere with that?

Hum, i'm a French Canadian. Not the same culture i guess :saddowns: Anyway, sucks to have all those ''Bad spelling'' rating :saddowns: I'm doing my best :crying:

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21758964]Hum, i'm a French Canadian. Not the same culture i guess :saddowns: Anyway, sucks to have all those ''Bad spelling'' rating :saddowns: I'm doing my best :crying:[/QUOTE] I figured your first language wasn't English before I looked at the other posts. I mean, you're clearly edcuated. You just speak a different language. Don't worry about it. I could understand what you were saying. Most people don't know more than one language, anyway, so it's cool that you do.

I'm on my way to my third, then fourth in 4 years. I like learning languages :3:

Sex is my religion. :smug:

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21759151]I'm on my way to my third, then fourth in 4 years. I like learning languages :3:[/QUOTE] :byodood: Damn. What other languages?

I'm on german now, then it'll be Spanish. Ich mög sprache :v:

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21759295]I'm on german now, then it'll be Spanish. Ich mög sprache :v:[/QUOTE] I'm on German now, too. Only I fucking suck at it. Does French have like, 800 ways to say the word, 'the', too?

Personally i'm Christian, but i'm gonna screw who I want to screw, who says I even want a life long commitment? I see a religious shit storm off the coast.

I'm atheist but I prefer the side religions seem to like, although I'm not completely on that side of the fence. I don't say that sex before marriage is wrong, but I don't like the idea of sex outside of a committed relationship. In before someone says something like "You just think like that/say that because you're a virgin"

[QUOTE=Shoupie;21759992]I'm on German now, too. Only I fucking suck at it. Does French have like, 800 ways to say the word, 'the', too?[/QUOTE] Le = Masculine, La = Feminine, Les = Plurial. Kinda easy.

propf that sex always wins [url]http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=sex&word2=religion[/url]

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21758454]:saddowns: I'm french.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, how long do you have?

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21760353]Le = Masculine, La = Feminine, Les = Plurial. Kinda easy.[/QUOTE] Okay. Thanks. I would ask more about French, but I don't really know any. I think I could easily understand that, but exceptions with accusative and nominative cases get me in German. Sentence structure, too, since it always seems irregular to me.

[QUOTE=Haxxer;21760448]I'm sorry, how long do you have?[/QUOTE] You wouldn't believe... Actually... I've been french......... ... ... ... ... ... Since i'm born :crying:

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21753346]I know, that's why i made them live a beauteful life outside :smug:[/QUOTE] You masturbate on your front lawn???

Those god damned Jehovah's witnesses must rot in hell, they don't even allow going into other churches. My maternal grandmother didn't go to my paternal grandparent's funerals because of those fucking Jehovah's witnesses.

Sucks. I'Ve been stopped twice by some. I said i was interested, and when they gave me the flyer, i burned it and said ''Get the fuck out, we have our religion and we're happy about it''.

Looks at spelling and grammer, ... Must be PalmZ. My view? Don't be realigous. Like the saying goes "1 person crazy, lots of people crazy, a religion" ( Basically if you believe in [i]your[/i] god your crazy, if others do, it's a religion.) Can anyone get the original quote? That's the one in m own words.. :saddowns: