[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;19877591]Hey, guess what? You're an ass. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
It wasn't intentional i tried to hide it! :(
Fuck that kid.
If you killed them both the problem would be solved.
Dont care.
That little girl will probably remember this for the rest of her life.
I don't get it. You scream when you shiver?
I just wish I'd seen this.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;19878291]That little girl will probably remember this for the rest of her life.[/QUOTE]
Just like you remember the scream of the nazgul frodo.
I lol'd
I didn't laugh.
Until I pictured it in my head :v:
Were you dressed in a blue jacket with black pants ?
Woah over 100 funnies...
I'm glad my anguish amuses you
[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;19880051]Woah over 100 funnies...
I'm glad my anguish amuses you[/QUOTE]
you expected to post this on facepunch and NOT have people lawl at this?
[QUOTE=warlockzombie;19880167]you expected to post this on facepunch and NOT have people lawl at this?[/QUOTE]
A little sympathy would be nice! :mad:
Why would you meticulously plan out your every move, OP?
I give you my sympathy but also my apathy.
Brilliant! haha made me lol for real.
This thread [i]absolutely[/i] delivered.
Hey guys, this absolute freak screamed in my daughter's face.
As you can imagine, I was pretty goddamn pissed off.
This would probably creep me out as a little child. I hope you apologized.
I yelled a kid in a store in the face once because he screamed around without a reason.
It was like "aaahahahaaaah" and I come in and go "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" in his face.
He went quiet, his mom was away fetching something else to, so she didn't catch me.
Oh my god that was funny.
My teacher coughed, sneezed and yawned while having a sore throat.
The sound :tinfoil:
the thing that i thought you wrote... I creamed in a small childs face
Reminds me of the time I growled "knock it off" at a kid on the bus who was kicking my seat, making him cry.
Your story is funnier though.
I saw the title expecting this thread to include something along the lines of this. And boy, did it deliver
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19881623]Reminds me of the time I growled "knock it off" at a kid on the bus who was kicking my seat, making him cry.
Your story is funnier though.[/QUOTE]
Haha... Oh child misfortune, when will you stop being funny
even though I dont know what you look like I pictured a guy doing a festive "brrr!" and kind of shimmying and I laughed
then i imagined that same guy screaming and flailing his arms at a child and laughed harder
That's nothing.
One of my friends was walking downtown a few months ago (like maybe a month or two after Twilight came out in the theatres) when they met a tourist and her daughter walking around and looking at all the (fucking) "Dazzled By Twilight" shops. The little girl, maybe four or five years old, was crying and was wanting to go home. Concerned, my friend asked why the little girl was crying.
"She's afraid of vampires, and thinks everyone is an evil vampire. Can you try and convince her that no one's [i]really[/i] a vampire?"
My friend nods, saying "Sure." He crouches down so he's eye-level with the crying girl. He smiles at her and says:
"I'm one of the bad ones."
Needless to say the little girl started bawling, her mother shot my friend an evil glare, and they both walked away as fast as they could. :v:
[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;19876017]I tried to say Brr but the croak distorted the sound...[/QUOTE]
Put on the ToTheArk opera mask and slowly watch them walk by.
Follow them.
Stare in their windows at night.
THE SMASH THEIR DOOR WITH A CRICKET BAT AND RUN AWAY LOLOLOL
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