bahahaha nicely done i haven't laughed all day:cheers:
Now I see why you are a gold member.
[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;19875906]It was one of those frozen mornings. Snowy in fact, and I was walking my way to the bus station when i saw a woman walking my way. She was holding hands with a little girl, both snuggled in their assortments of scarf's and layers. I felt a shiver announce it's presence as a tingle in my spine...
I noticed the child looking at me, innocent and smiley. So i decided to 'hold in' my shiver as i didn't want to frighten her with my vibrating limbs - it could startle her! Unfortunately as i got closer she could notice something was wrong as my face began to clench in strain. There was no way of me holding it in.
Alas! An idea came into my head - concealment: Brilliant! I would simply embrace my shoulders and turn it into a festive "Brrr!" as i shook.
My arms began their journey to my shoulders. Unfortunately, they didn't make it the whole way, and the shiver came sooner then i anticipated. Adding to this, i hadn't spoken that morning, i was unaware of the croak hiding in my throat. I ended up shaking like a zombie with my arms bent in awkward positions whilst my intended "Brr" came out as;
"BRRRCAAAAAHHHH!"...
Suffice to say, she was pretty fucking terrified. So was i. her mum was angry :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs[/media]
stay back zombeh goasts
I'm sure she pissed her pants. Well done though.
You have to keep those little bastards in check, on their toes.
[QUOTE=Jayhawker30;19883186]Now I see why you are a gold member.[/QUOTE]
I got that for slaying the dragon
:smug:
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;19882417]
"She's afraid of vampires, and thinks everyone is an evil vampire. Can you try and convince her that no one's [i]really[/i] a vampire?"
[/QUOTE]
I hope someone asks me to do that someday. Your story was inspirational to me.
Reminds me of this for some reason:
[url]http://lithiblog.tumblr.com/post/333873279/hey-hey-look-look-at-the-guy-in-the-goofy-mask[/url]
[QUOTE=Lithifold;19883562]I accidentally fell on a guy in a wheelchair, but too embarassed to say sorry so it came out as “MERR” and then I ran to the bar. Hopefully he thinks I am retarded and will think nothing more of it.[/QUOTE]
I fell off my chair laughing.
And a little bit of pee came out...
Congrats. Victory dance :slick:
I'm totally doing this.
"Hey, what's your na-"
"BLRARAJKLTHSKGJHSJSRG!!!"
[QUOTE=^0mKTank;19884719]I'm totally doing this.
"Hey, what's your na-"
"BLRARAJKLTHSKGJHSJSRG!!!"[/QUOTE]
Lol, I can just imagine him with a crazy scream and the arms going crazy.
:lol:
good one
Over 250 funnies woah
Since we're on the topic of scaring children:
I was at the mall on day with my buddies. We were walking next to an F.Y.E and there's this lady being a bitch there with her annoying brat child
She comes up to us and says "You teenagers are so loud, will you shut the hell up!" for no reason.
I smiled, and bent down to the little child and politely said
"Santa isn't real. Your mommy's been lying to you"
And walked away. I felt like such an asshole, but it was so worth it
[QUOTE=VanillaBear;19875956]Why would you try supress a shiver, if it's cold it's just a normal reaction[/QUOTE]
well if he shivers like i shiver, then he could have potentially knocked the kid out.
Not funny, next time die in front of a baby please.
She's probably already having nightmares about it.
Made me laugh for some odd reason.
i scream at the grade 9s running down the hallway
Thread just made my day.
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[QUOTE=slippp22;19887178]i scream at the grade 9s running down the hallway[/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=Just2Rusty;19875940]Congratulations, make a thread.[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahaahah
That made my day.
[QUOTE=Chris Parks;19885703]Since we're on the topic of scaring children:
I was at the mall on day with my buddies. We were walking next to an F.Y.E and there's this lady being a bitch there with her annoying brat child
She comes up to us and says "You teenagers are so loud, will you shut the hell up!" for no reason.
I smiled, and bent down to the little child and politely said
"Santa isn't real. Your mommy's been lying to you"
And walked away. I felt like such an asshole, but it was so worth it[/QUOTE]
you should have acted deaf and be like "what?" over and over until the mom got pissed off and started screaming or stormed off
and then make confused improvised sign language to your friends
You should of done this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c55ybIOGEeU&feature=related[/media]
"The Grunt"
On the contrary, GoldenBullet's was funnier. The croak probably produced a creepier effect when it coincided with the shivers.
Oh OP. How outrageous.
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