• OBAMA'S ALIEN REPTILIAN BODYGUARD
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[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;40040093]I always wondered how cool, though also disturbing it would be if all these paranoid, tinfoil hat people turned out to be right about almost everything[/QUOTE] Considering how many astonishing discoveries frequently make us completely change perspectives, and considering that we have not even approached the surface, let alone scratched it, shape shifting authoritarian reptilians suddenly seem pretty expected, and almost ordinary.
OH NO A BALD MAN "Disregard all of the distortions and image artifacts and pay close attention to all of the distortions and image artifacts."
I am skeptical except a few things caught me off guard. He just acted really weird, no one I know moves their head back and forth constantly. I may be seeing things but it looks to me that his neck attached to his head at the back instead of the bottom from the side angle. I mean look at the side view of a normal persons face and that one, they don't match. Or it could just be that someone is really good at video editing :v:
Well they're secret service so they have to keep an eye on everything constantly
[QUOTE=Siminov;40040408]I am skeptical except a few things caught me off guard. He just acted really weird, no one I know moves their head back and forth constantly. I may be seeing things but it looks to me that his neck attached to his head at the back instead of the bottom from the side angle. Or it could just be that someone is really good at video editing :v:[/QUOTE] It is video editing attempting to disguise the fact that the guy intentionally slipped up on shapeshifting to compensate upon the original video editing which made him look too normal.
Wouldn't it be so weird if there really [I]were[/I] shape-shifting reptiles that infiltrated all of our most powerful governments and were deceiving all of us? Haha..ha... No but seriously that would be terrifying if it were true.
It's obviously just 'The Observer' [url]http://fringepedia.net/wiki/The_Observer[/url]
[QUOTE=Killer900;40040533]Wouldn't it be so weird if there really [I]were[/I] shape-shifting reptiles that infiltrated all of our most powerful governments and were deceiving all of us? Haha..ha... No but seriously that would be terrifying if it were true.[/QUOTE] I am quite honestly willing to consider the possibility to some degree, it is usually quickly discovered that nothing is too absurd when it comes to mysteries of humanity. In the very least I would not completely dismiss it, unbelievable ideas help you be creative.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/T8uDfTE.png[/img] seriously?
Too bad he isn't an alien. I'm dying to meet one.
[QUOTE=genkaz92;40040635]I am quite honestly willing to consider the possibility to some degree, it is usually quickly discovered that nothing is too absurd when it comes to mysteries of humanity. In the very least I would not completely dismiss it, unbelievable ideas help you be creative.[/QUOTE]I mean yeah it's a possibility, the Universe is huge, maybe even infinite, and the possibility of other intelligent species existing out there is pretty high. But what would they want with us? Why even bother with us, we aren't a threat to anything out there, just ourselves. [QUOTE=Tetsmega;40040697][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T8uDfTE.png[/IMG] seriously?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://lh5.ggpht.com/_9HHC4Nl-jbU/TQ_urZZQywI/AAAAAAAAQtc/CKBzgKysrGI/Colour.jpg[/IMG] seriously? Nature can come up with whatever the fuck it wants, and I'm pretty sure if it wanted to create a humanoid reptilian-esque creature it could damn well do it. Not saying they truly do exist of course, at least not in the way conspiracy theorists describe them, but anything is possible.
pretty sure it's just governor rick scott [img]http://freakoutnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rick-scott.jpg[/img]
i'm actually more scared by the fact that he's not a reptilian, but instead baraka from mortal kombat. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/baraka1.png[/img] [img]http://cache.fighters.com.br/personagens/avatares/360-Baraka.jpg[/img]
granted governor rick scott may also be an alien. [img]http://media.salon.com/2012/07/scott_rect1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=JerryK;40038436]this is a joke right? i laughed like crazy but then i got worried that people actually believe this[/QUOTE] Just go on facebook and add old people, or people from bible belt states or the examiner comments
[QUOTE=AaronM202;40038281]God dammit Doctor Connors.[/QUOTE] I forgot all about it.
[img]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQK0JthEGhXBTw2QPrhkbdaqmITR5Vh7qfExFvKmklD-B4CUNCU[/img] bruce willis confirmed for reptilian
governor rick scott: beaming back up to the aliens [t]http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_politics/files/2011/02/gov_scott_budget_009x.jpg[/t]
The crazy thing about this video. Is my uncle who is now in prison for molesting a little girl created this website which people believe mormons are a reptile race of shapshifters called Draconians. Which is completely true. [url]http://www.reptilianagenda.com/[/url] [Proof] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zXEGzlD74sM/T1MXXWbMfuI/AAAAAAAAYBo/nPA2HwQW660/s1600/Romney_Lizard_King.jpg[/img]
DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO THEY WILL KNOW! Everyone leave and don't look. There is nothing you want to see
I got exclusive footage of Obama's bodyguard attempting to murder William Shatner! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SK0cUNMnMM[/url]
Guys, it's just Slenderman trying to get some work. He's just sick of being known for chasing people in a forest over some stupid paper.
IS OBAMA A DEATH EATER? CONSPIRACY? [QUOTE=MenteR;40040821]i'm actually more scared by the fact that he's not a reptilian, but instead baraka from mortal kombat.[/quote] baraka barrack obama barrack o barracko barraka coinciende? is th thurth being held from us?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3Z10Kdw.png[/IMG] You found him out. Congratulations.
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;40040831]granted governor rick scott may also be an alien. [IMG]http://media.salon.com/2012/07/scott_rect1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.minus.com/ibapp3enz2PCIA.gif[/IMG] confirmed.
aww that's mean, making fun of his face structure and shit I'd feel so self aware of my faults if a video was made about my face
this shapeshifter's so good his completely nonhuman face is entirely human shaped [img]http://i.imgur.com/owobEUd.png[/img] though to be fair you'll find conspiracy idiots grasping at MUCH less evidence from videos than bad lighting, at least you can half-see what they were going on about [img]http://i.imgur.com/NTP91T1.png[/img] side note, where do the ~anonymous~ videos and this guy get that voiceover from, seems useful
I agree with the fact his head is human shape except look at his neck in relation to his head, it is way too far back.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;40049686]this shapeshifter's so good his completely nonhuman face is entirely human shaped [img]http://i.imgur.com/owobEUd.png[/img] though to be fair you'll find conspiracy idiots grasping at MUCH less evidence from videos than bad lighting, at least you can half-see what they were going on about [img]http://i.imgur.com/NTP91T1.png[/img] side note, where do the ~anonymous~ videos and this guy get that voiceover from, seems useful[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.naturalreaders.com/[/url]
Maybe he's a burn victim.
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