I think my parents may be having sex. - General

[QUOTE=BobbyDigital;20017950]I don't care who he does it with, just not my mom[/QUOTE] best part of the thread.

[QUOTE=BobbyDigital;20017950]I don't care who he does it with, just not my mom[/QUOTE] This is.... the stupidest statement I have ever hear... I'm sorry but it's true.

Even thought this is a joke( a very poor one at day) Why are really having a drawing of your father penis that shit just nasty even for a joke.

The best part is the penis.

[QUOTE=Rastadogg;20019147]This is.... the stupidest statement I have ever hear... I'm sorry but it's true.[/QUOTE] ---Joke---> [Your Head]

OP is trying too hard for funnies.

I laughed

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;20017962]I smell a troll.[/QUOTE] you're a fucking genious man I love the IQ of general discussion it's all the way up there in the double digets also like to take the chance to congratulate on OP for thread

[QUOTE=HybridThizle;20019290]you're a fucking genious man I love the IQ of general discussion it's all the way up there in the double [b]digets[/b] also like to take the chance to congratulate on OP for thread[/QUOTE] Oh, the irony.

Oh shit, married people having sex. We're all fucked!

A++ thread, would read again. [editline]12:57AM[/editline] Facepunch oblivious to sarcasm, once again. (@reactions to OP)

Ok, check it out, I know exactly how you can take care of this problem. In fact, this problem is [B]centuries[/B] old. Does your father have a brother? If so, convince your Uncle that your mom really digs him. Forge note and let your uncle find it or something. Then leave some poison around for your Uncle to find. Your Uncle will poison your dad. It happens all the time. Once your dad is out of the picture, your Uncle will marry your mom. Problem solved. Maybe. Because what tends to happen next is that your dad's ghost will start to follow you around and will be all like "please revenge me! Kill my brother! Kill my murderer!" And it will seem like a good idea because, well, now your mom is banging your Uncle, and that still doesn't sit right with you. Because admit it. You secretly, in the deepest part of your ego, have the hots for your mom. So, you'll probably have to kill your Uncle as well. But be careful, because in seeking revenge for your father, your best friends and your girlfriend will probably die. Oh, and you will probably die, too. So, maybe its just better if you let your parents go on and have sex.

How dare they have moldy old stanky smex

instead of complaining about your parents having sex, why don't you go get that lump on your head checked out?

Why not get out of the house and get laid yourself?

[QUOTE=wonkadonk;20019823]Why not get out of the house and get laid yourself?[/QUOTE] By his mum and dad? That's pretty gross dude.

I've never seen my parents so much as share a kiss. Which deeply worries me. They get along okay, but they're much more like old friends than lovers.

Oh dear! People are having sex?!

[QUOTE=cephalopoid;20019669]Ok, check it out, I know exactly how you can take care of this problem. In fact, this problem is [B]centuries[/B] old. Does your father have a brother? If so, convince your Uncle that your mom really digs him. Forge note and let your uncle find it or something. Then leave some poison around for your Uncle to find. Your Uncle will poison your dad. It happens all the time. Once your dad is out of the picture, your Uncle will marry your mom. Problem solved. Maybe. Because what tends to happen next is that your dad's ghost will start to follow you around and will be all like "please revenge me! Kill my brother! Kill my murderer!" And it will seem like a good idea because, well, now your mom is banging your Uncle, and that still doesn't sit right with you. Because admit it. You secretly, in the deepest part of your ego, have the hots for your mom. So, you'll probably have to kill your Uncle as well. But be careful, because in seeking revenge for your father, your best friends and your girlfriend will probably die. Oh, and you will probably die, too. So, maybe its just better if you let your parents go on and have sex.[/QUOTE] Cool. Now I don't have to read Hamlet at school because you gave me a plot synopsis.

[img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-huh.gif[/img] Sexual intercourse [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-huh.gif[/img]

They are allowed to do this.

Yeah. Last time I checked most people in a relationship usually do fuck. Did you just realize this?

I live with my grandparents and about every other night my grandma will come into my room and they say they are going to watch a movie. Then they go downstairs and lock the door and I don't hear from them for several hours. Much longer then it would take to finish a movie. In the back of my mind I know they're getting giggy with it. It makes me ill... :barf:

Running in naked could result in wincest.

Call child services.

oedipus complex will solve it

Well, enjoy in the next 6 months or so, having a little baby sister or brother.

Tell your mum to choose you or your dad.

[url]www.babynames.com[/url] Tell your new brother "Hi" for me.

Also, how are you able to draw such a vivid picture of a penis but not a vagina?