You should've Frenched her right after you did that.
Looks like you blew it man
I'm telling you, go with the FSM plan! Next time you see her take a little cup of noodles with you. Talk to her for a bit and tell her you have to go to the bathroom, and while in there shout "GIVE ME STRENGTH, MIGHTY LORD!" and then casually walk out with the noodles. She'll be all over your holy ass.
Oh boy, more made up stories with MSPaint diagrams. Just what this forum needed.
[QUOTE=power-mad;26988870]Oh boy, more made up stories with MSPaint diagrams. Just what this forum needed.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Foobar;26986258]No, I didn't reach puberty yet, and I was still in the "girls have cooties" stage.[/QUOTE]
no you werent you pansy you were in 7th grade
the first time i made out with a girl was in 7th grade
Not as bad as my experiences.
Did she swallow or spit it out?
There is still hope for you yet. A few weeks before me and my girlfriend dated, we were eating with some friends, I was eating fried chicken, a crumb went down when it wasn't supposed to and all hell broke loose. Coughed chicken and crumbs everywhere.
One of the most embarrassing things ever. We're dating now though. :)
[QUOTE=Rediscover;26989328]no you werent you pansy you were in 7th grade
the first time i made out with a girl was in 7th grade[/QUOTE]
Not everyone grows a mustachio like you in the 7th grade.
The best advice I can give you is be chill about it, maybe joke around. If you make it seem like a big deal, she'll think of it more, and whatnot. Just joke around about it, or just act chill.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;26986088]Why were you guys eating with your bare hands?[/QUOTE]
Save energy
[QUOTE=cameleot;26986117]That blows.[/QUOTE]
>_>
[editline]26th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=amcwatters;26985672]That sucks.[/QUOTE]
Actually, neither of these things happened, or will as a result of this event as told by the OP.
[QUOTE=Deweze;26990643]Save energy[/QUOTE]
What.. How does that save energy
eat the mess of spaghetti off her crotch
like a dog under the table
No offense or anything, but I doubt you were going to go anywhere with her by the sounds of it. I can still understand it being an incredibly embarrassing experience for you around a girl, and probably didn't do much for your self esteem.
lmao ur such a nerd
is your table made of shit
[editline]26th December 2010[/editline]
corn shit
This doesn't have to do with girls but sometimes when I'm eating spaghetti I swallow too fast and cough and it goes into my nose and when I try to sniff it down I choke and cough it back into my nose and sometimes this can go on for ten or more minutes.
[QUOTE=gRuKz;26985613]Spaghetti is never a good thing to eat with a girl.[/QUOTE]
Lady and the tramp.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26991050]Lady and the tramp.[/QUOTE]
but those are dogs not humans!
OP's avatar=his situation
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;26986934]"Go to your room, no TV!"
*Child goes to room and watches TV, turning it off whenever the parent comes within earshot*
Great parenting huh
I was spanked as a child and apparently you weren't, I don't do stupid shit and you're arrogant.[/QUOTE]
It is still wrong to hurt children.
Next time, when you feel like sneezing, turn your damn head [U]away from the guddamn table[/U], you nasty bastard :colbert:
[QUOTE=Foobar;26986258]No, I didn't reach puberty yet, and I was still in the "girls have cooties" stage.[/QUOTE]
In [b]7th grade[/b]? Are you gay or something?
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[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;26995782]In [b]7th grade[/b]? Are you gay or something?[/QUOTE]
Alot of what Foobar said doesn't add up, especially the beating/spanking/ whatever he decided it was.
Anyway, to those saying I was visited by the spaghetti monster, and that I should just chill, I decided to text her (since were meeting up soon)
I made a joke about the spaghetti monster blessing
I think shes forgiven me
I hope :v:
Spaghetti fetish
you're in
Oh wow, good job.
[QUOTE=Foobar;26985988]When I was in the 7th grade, my dad had a close friend who would invite us over for dinner: cakes, pies, crawfish, fried fish, etc... One evening, after some really tasty gumbo that their mother had cooked, their daughter invited me to watch a movie with her in her room. After about halfway through the movie, the girl asked me, "Do you want to kiss?" Seeing as I didn't know what was going on, I cocked my head and said, "What?"
After a few more minutes of watching the movie, the girl turns to me again, and asks the same thing. At this moment, I'm fretting, because I didn't want to, and the whole girl thing was still gross to me at the time. I tell her, "I need to go use the bathroom." Unfortunately, the restroom was adjacent from her room, and she didn't want me to go. She looked at me and kind of barred my way from her door. After a few minutes of me trying to leave, she falls to the ground and latches on to my leg. At this point, all my sensors were in panic mode, and I was trying to flee.
Finally, I convinced her that I was just going to the bathroom, I walked out her door. I bolted towards the kitchen where her dad was. It took me a few minutes to catch my breath, my face was burning, and I kept stuttering. After the story was related to her dad, he went to her room.
I could here smacks in her room and her crying.
She goes to my school now, she doesnt even look at me.[/QUOTE]
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Just... Why? You could at least shut up about it.
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