An Embarrassing Encounter With the Female Kind - General

Here's a similar story that has a funny way of repeating itself. [media]http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/499/cheerfulstory.jpg[/media] :saddowns: fixed nao

[QUOTE=blubafoon;27024689]Here's a similar story that has a funny way of repeating itself. [media]http://img257.imageshack.us/i/cheerfulstory.jpg/[/media] :saddowns:[/QUOTE] /?

Back in first grade, My mom made me write jorunal entries about random shit. Just for shits and giggles whenever I made a spelling or grammar mistake I would yell out "AAAHHHHHHHH" at the top of my lungs. Our house would echo with the reverberations of these yells Then 1st grade started. A week or so into the year we started doing journals. I was still doing the "AAAAH" thing back at home, but then suddenly A wild spelling error appears! I looked up out of habit and screamed "AAAAAHHHHH" right in the middle of all my quietly writing classmates. Oh God the stares And I was literally sitting a few inches away from this girl who fell off her seat

[QUOTE=BFG9000;37569740]Back in first grade, My mom made me write jorunal entries about random shit. Just for shits and giggles whenever I made a spelling or grammar mistake I would yell out "AAAHHHHHHHH" at the top of my lungs. Our house would echo with the reverberations of these yells Then 1st grade started. A week or so into the year we started doing journals. I was still doing the "AAAAH" thing back at home, but then suddenly A wild spelling error appears! I looked up out of habit and screamed "AAAAAHHHHH" right in the middle of all my quietly writing classmates. Oh God the stares[/QUOTE] How did you even find this thread?

Gd I forgot to mention that the girl I was sitting next to literally fell off her chair Edit: and that I sorta liked her in a weird, first-graderish way

he meant time wise seeing as it was in fucking 2010 when it was made

[QUOTE=Ast_risk;37569773]How did you even find this thread?[/QUOTE] he usd his jorunal entries to return past

Wait wtf really? Hax

People keep bumping old threads today.

Jeez I need to pay more attention to timestamps

At least it's decent threads that are getting bumped. Now where is that drunken oblivion thread...

Well I didn't know about this thread. Oh well, the Facepunch legacy lives on!

Spaghetti everywhere.

I didn't even notice this thread was 2 years old until I saw hezzy's post

Is this the first spaghetti story?

Blimey. I almost forgot about this An update, I moved to Uni and pretty much forgot about this girl. I still see her around, she's still a friend of my sister. I'm still single so it's still a possibility, I just never considered her as an option after this event :v:

[QUOTE=Trumple;37580819]Blimey. I almost forgot about this An update, I moved to Uni and pretty much forgot about this girl. I still see her around, she's still a friend of my sister. I'm still single so it's still a possibility, I just never considered her as an option after this event :v:[/QUOTE] we r all haved and are an human bengs and are deservd to bred with threemales

[QUOTE=Bacon Butty;37580841]we r all haved and are an human bengs and are deservd to bred with threemales[/QUOTE] Okay thank you for the advice

I didn't know whether or not to rate funny or friendly, but I rated funny because I was laughing, although I also felt sorry for you at the same time. It's been almost two years, have you tried contacting this girl again?

[video=youtube;d3HErOOaAfs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs[/video]

[QUOTE=Trumple;37580819]Blimey. I almost forgot about this An update, I moved to Uni and pretty much forgot about this girl. I still see her around, she's still a friend of my sister. I'm still single so it's still a possibility, I just never considered her as an option after this event :v:[/QUOTE] ever thought that you maybe should start talking to her again?

I had a friend in grade school who could intentionally nose-floss with spaghetti.

[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;37572404]Is this the first spaghetti story?[/QUOTE] no spaghetti came from 4chan

The other day i was at a bar with this girl id never met, we talked and stuff and she was really nice and we ended up having a lil kissy :). she's a friend of my mates girlfriend. anyway i do a lot of farting and stuff when i'm not with girls and i let out a little involuntary fart by accident. Not wanting it to be the elephant in the room, i was all 'oh jeez i just done a fart by accident, look how open and quirky i am.' needless to say it was not well received. so were dating now....