[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;18232801]Yeah.[/QUOTE]
you should have worked the nosebleed and got it free
[QUOTE=Craptasket;18232785]Hope you cry hard enough to induce another nose bleed
I had a nose bleed when I picked my nose, it was awful and grotesque[/QUOTE]
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hell ya look at me
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;18232802]No, irony would be if he expected to win the lottery, and then became poor.[/QUOTE]
And then DIDN'T win the lottery.
Congratulations son, you had your first period.
You should start pooping eggs soon.
[QUOTE=<VET>Jasper;18232793]did you pay for the pizza[/QUOTE]
With blood.
Rich delicious blood muahahahahahhua
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[b]OH YES, THERE WILL BE.[/b]
Holy shit, I've never heard of a nosebleed that extreme.
Good thing you didn't die.
I've never had a nosebleed.
:smug:
bludd :v:
[QUOTE=Rediscover;18233358]I've never had a nosebleed.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
I could come over to your house and punch you in the face, if you want me to.
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;18232655]See that little icon at the end? It's a joke.[/QUOTE]
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I didn't when i posted.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhiNbi1Y2iM[/media]
If only you had watched this show as a kid.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;18233611][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhiNbi1Y2iM[/media]
If only you had watched this show as a kid.[/QUOTE]
Nostalgia attack.
Did you get blood on the pizza?
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Well, didja? Punk?
lick my butt
you should've drained it into a glass and drank it
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;18232599]This isn't a troll topic. I was just taking my pizza from a pizza delivery man and all of a sudden blood started [b]TORRENTING[/b] from my nose- it was pretty ridiculous. I went to the E.R. and lost [i]two pints[/i] of blood there alone. (bedpan was basically full)
According to the doctor the body only contains 14 pints of blood, so I lost 1/7th of my blood- and it could have been avoided if I had pinched my nasal passage when it started so the blood would coagulate.
Feeling a bit whoozy but otherwise fine, it turned out to be a burst blood vessel from a game of kickball earlier that day.[/QUOTE]
I guess you also survived 07/11 :smug:
I can't nosebleed. No matter how hard I bang my nose in the wall it won't bleed.
Beacuse your nose is made of stone.
And you have balls of steel.
I once passed out from a nosebleed. :cool:
I haven't had a nose bleed since I was like 6
(being punched in the face nonwithstanding)
[QUOTE=Rediscover;18233358]I've never had a nosebleed.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
I barely ever get them, and if I do I just stick a tissue up my nose. :v:
The only time I had a nosebleed was when my brother hit me in the face with a badminton racket.
I once had a nosebleed once. And you thought the extinction of the dinosaurs was from a meteor!
[QUOTE=Luxo;18233168]With blood.[/QUOTE]
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THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Luckily for me I'm very unlikely to bleed to death, I have both factor V leiden and factor II 20210 gene mutations. The first one makes me more likely to clot, the second makes me clot for longer. The result is that I barely ever bleed or bruise and I heal quickly, the dissadvantage is that I have an extremely high chance of a deep vein thrombosis (clot in a big ass vein deep in your legs) when I'm like 40, also because of this I have to fidgit lots and not go on long haul flights to reduce the chance of this.
I'm a 0.025% of people when it comes to this gene combo, oh and only europeans get it.
Sounds good for you. Wish I had that. Except the clot in your leg part.
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