• I had a borderline fatal nosebleed today.
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How did the pizza guy react?
Did anyone else think Borderline said borderlands? I was confused for a short time. :v:
Reminds me of that guy thats brain hemorrhaged from a sneeze.. :barf: [editline]01:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rosek;18238296]Did anyone else think Borderline said borderlands? I was confused for a short time. :v:[/QUOTE] I almost had a noseblood straight into the vault.
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;18232674]Would you like Verbal, Dramatic, or Situational?[/QUOTE] Your forgot prophetic.
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;18232674]Would you like Verbal, Dramatic, or Situational?[/QUOTE] Don't forget prophetic. EDIT: No fucking way. I quoted that with out looking at the second page!
Hold your nose then. :downs: Seriously, if somebody bled to death from nose when being able to simply hold it with hand, but not knowing, I would laugh at him.
You're not one of those people like my brother who thinks you can fix a nose bleed by forcing sneezes and "getting it all out," are you?
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;18232599]and all of a sudden blood started [b]TORRENTING[/b][/QUOTE] Don't let the RIAA see this
Protip: If you're bleeding from both nostrils, you're bleeding from your brain. :smug:
[QUOTE=_Sniper_;18242352]Protip: If you're bleeding from both nostrils, you're bleeding from your brain. :smug:[/QUOTE] Protip: if you're on Facepunch, you're a practising doctor
Happened to me in school like 2 years ago, Strangely fucking enough, it was from getting hit in the face during soccer, and later eating pizza it started bleeding
2 pints is how much you give when you donate blood... So I'm pretty sure you're in the clear.
This happened to me last year. except i tilted my head back the whole time, so it drained into my stomach. worst. feeling. ever.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Mrh52-pzs[/media]
Kickball is serious busniess. Also, what kind of pizza did you order, and did the pizza delievery man freak out?
He.. He punched out all my blood
1/7 loss of blood is hardly fatal
[QUOTE=_Sniper_;18242352]Protip: If you're bleeding from both nostrils, you're bleeding from your brain. :smug:[/QUOTE] It was my right nostril, and you're wrong. It could mean you have a rupture above your nasal clavus or just two ruptures in each nostril. ^^ You can only lose half @Crede: It was pepperoni and sausage with a shitload of onions, and he just asked me if I was alright and told me to pay when I got back from the ER (which was really nice and he probably got flak for it from his employer) @ Jessesmith, that's actually not a good idea. You can get very badly sick if you ingest too much plasma, the main ingredient in blood.
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;1824909] @ Jessesmith, that's actually not a good idea. You can get very badly sick if you ingest too much plasma, the main ingredient in blood.[/QUOTE] yeah i found that out the hard way
thats such a nerdy way to die
too bad it didnt go over the line :(
What?
It reminded me of this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zU0nGNNQaQ[/media]
get your nose cauterized if it really bothers you otherwise just pinch it and don't move for an hour, i had my right nostril cauterized and i haven't had a nosebleed in months other than that, get lots of nasal saline for the winter time and use it like cocaine when you can't OD
I had a nose bleed, where it start was the back of the nose, so you couldn't stop it by holding my nose, blood was bleeding out both my of nostrils and back of my throat. Mind you, this happen a good number of years ago when I was around 10 or so, so both me and my parents were freaking out because I thought I was going to die, since I was gagging on my own blood (blood bleeding out my nose, blood pooling in my throat). Pretty sure I lost a good volume of blood back that day. I'm still alive, have seasonal nosebleeds, minor.
Firs time nose bleed OP?
[QUOTE=LeYang;18252340]I had a nose bleed, where it start was the back of the nose, so you couldn't stop it by holding my nose, blood was bleeding out both my of nostrils and back of my throat. Mind you, this happen a good number of years ago when I was around 10 or so, so both me and my parents were freaking out because I thought I was going to die, since I was gagging on my own blood (blood bleeding out my nose, blood pooling in my throat). Pretty sure I lost a good volume of blood back that day. I'm still alive, have seasonal nosebleeds, minor.[/QUOTE] Uh, that's not healthy at all. It probably means you had cerebral hemmorhaging, go see a doctor.
[QUOTE=raccoon12;18234226]lick my butt[/QUOTE] No.
I don't have nosebleeds because they would ruin my white shirts, and since my white shirts are basically part of my body, and since self-preservation is a natural instinct, well yeah.
[QUOTE=Noob_Reaper;18232599] I went to the E.R. and lost [i]two pints[/i] of blood there alone. (bedpan was basically full) According to the doctor the body only contains 14 pints of blood, so I lost 1/7th of my blood- and it could have been avoided if I had pinched my nasal passage when it started so the blood would coagulate.[/QUOTE] That's about 1/3rd of the fatal amount of blood loss, it wasn't borderline fatal, thread title is very misleading.
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