• The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition
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I came out of the closet and all I got was my mom throwing a phone at my face. [editline]10th January 2013[/editline] Would anybody in the midwest consider having a couchsitter? Like I'm literally considering becoming a hobo than living in this household.
You could come to my house, I'll make you some sweet iced tea and some fried buttermilk chicken, it's good for the soul.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;39171242]everyone's avatar sucks can we talk about something close to interesting Instead please[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a "mikeyt493" posting with disinterest about it increases to 100%.[/QUOTE] Could someone re-size a .gif for me to 80x80? [editline]11th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Shotacon;39173747] Would anybody in the midwest consider having a couchsitter? Like I'm literally considering becoming a hobo than living in this household.[/QUOTE] I don't know if you really mean that or not, but once you get into a position where you are at risk of having no house or food you will think a lot differently...
[QUOTE=l l;39174115]Could someone re-size a .gif for me to 80x80?[/QUOTE] I can do it, PM me your gif or something
[QUOTE=douche beat;39173527]I came out to my Mom today, it went really well and she explained to me how she is a very big supporter of gay rights and how she'll love me no matter who I love or what I feel. It was really awesome![/QUOTE] Wish I had a mom like yours.
so in an attempt to curb my anxiety regarding my boyfriend seemingly dropping off the face of the earth, I've returned to Skyrim, in an effort to hit level cap by clearing everything and killing everything and finding everything. Hell this character is only level 42 but I'm destroying everything in my path, sheesh. Doing that Mehrunes' Razor quest, cause I never got around to it. One is in a Forsworn castle thing, and when I was running toward an enemy, I misread "Forsworn Forager" as "Forsworn Faggot" Awesome
[QUOTE=zydos;39176757]so in an attempt to curb my anxiety regarding my boyfriend seemingly dropping off the face of the earth, I've returned to Skyrim, in an effort to hit level cap by clearing everything and killing everything and finding everything. Hell this character is only level 42 but I'm destroying everything in my path, sheesh. Doing that Mehrunes' Razor quest, cause I never got around to it. One is in a Forsworn castle thing, and when I was running toward an enemy, I misread "Forsworn Forager" as "Forsworn Faggot" Awesome[/QUOTE] I have every item in the game in my inventory and I'm level 81. I've done every single quest and killed every single killable thing in skyrim and I can safely say that using glitches to your advantage sucks the fun out of the game. Oh and it took me 3 months to convince my parents I was gay.
3 months to convince them? Damn. Is it any worse/same with them now that they're convinced you share bath with Darth Vader?
[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;39177590]3 months to convince them? Damn. Is it any worse/same with them now that they're convinced you share bath with Darth Vader?[/QUOTE] Not really. They just thought it was a phase I was going through but eventually they just accepted it and nothing changed. Id love to see someones parents flip out on they when they come out because I just dont understand how you could flip out on your kid so far as to disowning them for being gay.
I have no ideas either. What's the big deal anyway? It's like going from "Son, we love you, you're doing great" and then going "I'm gay" and parents going "Get outta my roof you creep!", the fuck.
[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;39177688]I have no ideas either. What's the big deal anyway? It's like going from "Son, we love you, you're doing great" and then going "I'm gay" and parents going "Get outta my roof you creep!", the fuck.[/QUOTE] Most of the time they don't know any gay people to relate to so they get the idea that gay people are these sex crazed pedos with aids when all it really is, is you being attracted to men instead of women or a vice versa if you're a girl.
It took about 3 weeks to convince my mother that I was gay. I asked why she thought I wasn't gay and she basically said that I don't look or act like a twink. I was a tad annoyed until she said "You know, only the girly boys are going to want to be with you" which just made my day.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39177737]It took about 3 weeks to convince my mother that I was gay. I asked why she thought I wasn't gay and she basically said that I don't look or act like a twink. I was a tad annoyed until she said "You know, only the girly boys are going to want to be with you" which just made my day.[/QUOTE] I thought you were Bi?
When I came out as bi to my mom she was like "Nice, so preffer guys or girls?" :v: I love my mom.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39177745]I thought you were Bi?[/QUOTE] I thought I was bi but it turns out I wasn't. It's just that I don't really have a sexual attraction to women anymore. And for some reason I find vaginas gross looking.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39177832]I thought I was bi but it turns out I wasn't. It's just that I don't really have a sexual attraction to women anymore. And for some reason I find vaginas gross looking.[/QUOTE] In other words, we turned you gay :v: welcome to the club
[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;39177763]When I came out as bi to my mom she was like "Nice, so preffer guys or girls?" :v: I love my mom.[/QUOTE] Wish I was lucky. My mom just says I think like that because of the internet. [editline]11th January 2013[/editline] matter of fact, she blames alot of my beliefs on the internet.
I guess she just doesn't understand the concept of internet then. Even if it looks gay, doesn't mean it turns people gay :v: I thanks the internet for a lot of friends I met, knowledge I gained and time I wasted.
lol I love how square my mom is. Because I mentioned an eyebrow piercing, we just had an argument, a nice loud one at that. It's "not realistic" to get one because they're "skanky" and "scumbags have them". Yeah well I'm not a scumbag, I'm just artsy fartsy and I like them, have wanted one for 3 years now. She justifies that by saying "maybe when you're 30", well what difference does that make, getting it later as opposed to now? I like piercings and tattoos, it's a shame she doesn't. Got my tax return today, put some away for savings, and am left with 85 dollars. A piercing and jewellery is 65 dollars, so I could get one tomorrow if I wanted. Lord knows I do, so ontop of a disappearing boyfriend, I've now got an irate mother who's pissed off over me just wanting to be me, which is always a topic for argument
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;39177935]Wish I was lucky. My mom just says I think like that because of the internet. [editline]11th January 2013[/editline] matter of fact, she blames alot of my beliefs on the internet.[/QUOTE] my mum blames everything thats wrong with me on the internet. There was a time about 2 months ago, when my lower back started hurting, she just blamed it on the computer. Turns out it was a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_cyst"]Pilonidal Abisis[/URL]. 2 weeks later im in the operating theatre getting it removed :v: I was the butt of all jokes after that. [editline]value[/editline] My mum is very accepting of everything and everyone at least. Although she does find certain things i do weird, as well as her being overprotective
[QUOTE=zydos;39177974]lol I love how square my mom is. Because I mentioned an eyebrow piercing, we just had an argument, a nice loud one at that. It's "not realistic" to get one because they're "skanky" and "scumbags have them". Yeah well I'm not a scumbag, I'm just artsy fartsy and I like them, have wanted one for 3 years now. She justifies that by saying "maybe when you're 30", well what difference does that make, getting it later as opposed to now? I like piercings and tattoos, it's a shame she doesn't. Got my tax return today, put some away for savings, and am left with 85 dollars. A piercing and jewellery is 65 dollars, so I could get one tomorrow if I wanted. Lord knows I do, so ontop of a disappearing boyfriend, I've now got an irate mother who's pissed off over me just wanting to be me, which is always a topic for argument[/QUOTE] Eyebrow piercings are hot.
just curious cause i dont know how to can understand into gay all that much is coming out to family something that most people do after they gain a stable SO? [editline]11th January 2013[/editline] or are there other reasons
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;39178018]just curious cause i dont know how to can understand into gay all that much is coming out to family something that most people do after they gain a stable SO? [editline]11th January 2013[/editline] or are there other reasons[/QUOTE] it would seem that way since at that time at least you know you have someone you can certainly turn to of course that's not the only reason people do but it could be one
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;39178018]how to can understand into gay all that much[/QUOTE] Well it's not easy! Everyone chooses a different time to come out, I did it when I just couldn't bear people not knowing who I actually am
whew, so after having stayed up all night all worried about his job and rent and me, boyfriend slept from 9am to 11pm, all womped out, while I got all concerned. He came on skype, we talked, turned out he fixed it all with the job, he's able to still work in the meantime, and he feels terrible for not communicating about his disappearance. I mean, I feel fine now, knowing that he's okay and was just doing something I've done countless times, bugging in for a day because you really would rather not deal with the world, so I'm heading to his place tomorrow to play babysitter and shtuffs. Jesus, glad that's over. Us zydos folk worry and spin up crazy internal stories when we're left in the dark regarding the ones we care for
[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;39177763]When I came out as bi to my mom she was like "Nice, so preffer guys or girls?" :v: I love my mom.[/QUOTE] My mom asked that later down the line. But when I answered I lied and said girls. And it wasn't so much of a happy inquiry, more of a confused "what the fuck came out of my vagina" question.
Help I'm sexually confused what do I do? Oh and have a somewhat related thread picture too! (how's the petition going?) [img]http://i.imgur.com/BaaVH.jpg[/img] [editline]11th January 2013[/editline] I want to watch Harry Potter now.
I've spent ~$280 on skating in the last 2 days One of the better things I've done lately though So keen on going skating tomorrow..
[QUOTE=l l;39178796]Help I'm sexually confused what do I do?[/QUOTE] Do you need to do anything? I've always said just fuck who or what you want to.
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