[QUOTE=Seiteki;39198875]I'm making $17+ an hour with benefits and vacation and I'm unbothered by cold weather.
I also live withing walking distance of the downtown scene of Fargo, so I can go out for drinks and the like.
Besides, you all saw my story. Life here is good.[/QUOTE]
Wow wtf is it with gay people I know of online beyond just a screenname living in fargo/ND. You are fourth person I know that fits such qualifications
[QUOTE=DatWut?;39203860]I demand proof. :v:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, most people who filled in that survey are massive liars.
So last night out, I kind of tripped while running at full speed. I made a dodge roll and got back on my feet with all my momentum and it looked really awesome and intentional for me being too dumb to walk. It was only later in the pub that I noticed that my only good pair of jeans were ripped and stained with blood. Skinned my knees real good. Being kinda drunk I did the least you can do in a pub and poured a shot of vodka over it. My mates insisted that I need some band-aid, so we asked for the first aid kit at the bar and we got a bandage. Firend of mine patched me up, way too tight but I didn't notice this and went to bed. When I woke up today, the blood had soaked through the bandage and onto my new sheets and I removed the bandage and the imprint is still there now in the evening. My foot also started swelling up and I thought I had a sepsis but it was just from removing the tight bandage.
There is no point to any of this, but that's how I spent my day
I hate that STD's exist... I'd like to go to a gay bar, get some guys horny, and be the center of a gang bang in the restroom... damn reality and all of its consequences!
That's pretty gay.
[QUOTE=Simski;39205391]I hate that STD's exist... I'd like to go to a gay bar, get some guys horny, and be the center of a gang bang in the restroom... damn reality and all of its consequences![/QUOTE]
You could always just form a porn company and do it legally.
God, if I attend the gym long enough to get the body that I'd be comfortable doing that... I'd actually consider.
Then again, not being overly open about my sexuality, it's still unsure if I'd like to become famous for it.
A little late to it, but ND is amazing. So glad I live here. <3
Is there anyone bothered by cold? Since ya know...you can bundle up and stuff?
[QUOTE=WhichStrider;39205778]A little late to it, but ND is amazing. So glad I live here. <3
Is there anyone bothered by cold? Since ya know...you can bundle up and stuff?[/QUOTE]
See that thin, green coat I wear? That's my usual coat for winter. It's basically a large shirt.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;39205825]See that thin, green coat I wear? That's my usual coat for winter. It's basically a large shirt.[/QUOTE]
Ahaha. It really isn't hard to get used to the weather over here. I'm just referring to the people who may be down south or something. Ya know, hotter weather. I can't bear anything above 85.
[QUOTE=WhichStrider;39205778]A little late to it, but ND is amazing. So glad I live here. <3
Is there anyone bothered by cold? Since ya know...you can bundle up and stuff?[/QUOTE]
I live in Canada gets annoying when theres snow all over and you want to do things but its alright besides that.
Went to watch the Hobbit; never had a stronger urge to punch a small child in my life. Little shit was sitting right next to me, talking loudly in his deeply irritating high-pitched 8 year old voice, asking dumb questions and snorting loudly. At least he stopped kicking the seats after the ads at the start. On the other hand, he seemed to be terrified throughout the film, which was rather amusing :v:
That 40fps thing feels a bit odd. Made the fight scenes more comprehensible, at least; compare that to e.g. the beginning battle scene in Gladiator, I can't make out what the fuck is going on there.
I experience pretty much everything ranging from 95 to -10 degree weather.
Weather isn't an issue but I'd like for it to rain a lot.
[QUOTE=WhichStrider;39205863]Ahaha. It really isn't hard to get used to the weather over here. I'm just referring to the people who may be down south or something. Ya know, hotter weather. I can't bear anything above 85.[/QUOTE]
North Dakota is the third highest for widest temperature range, you know
Lowest low was -60F and highest high was 121F.
I've only lived in varying climates like this my whole life (except for a brief stint in Chicago) so I'm used to wide ranges
[QUOTE=Seiteki;39205940]North Dakota is the third highest for widest temperature range, you know
Lowest low was -60F and highest high was 121F.
I've only lived in varying climates like this my whole life (except for a brief stint in Chicago) so I'm used to wide ranges[/QUOTE]
Oh yes, of course I know that. Cold winters, hot summers, it's no surprise. Glad this winter has had more of a hit then last year's, if I remember right.
Ow
Okay when a dildo burns it probalby means I need to get a new one because the material is really blah or something lol
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[QUOTE=Seiteki;39205940]North Dakota is the third highest for widest temperature range, you know
Lowest low was -60F and highest high was 121F.
I've only lived in varying climates like this my whole life (except for a brief stint in Chicago) so I'm used to wide ranges[/QUOTE]
Ohio is pretty much like this
I'd honestly love to live in a city like Denver. Long winters and short/dry summers, but the average temp for winter is close to a comfortable 30F or so according to my dad who used to live there, and teh summers aren't sweltering. I hear its sunny most of the time too when it isn't snowing a lot. It's not like Ohio where we'll get winters that range from being hot and humid (with hot and humid summers) and then the next week it's suddenly -10F
Or you are using bad lube.
Probably bad lube or your butthole is irritated by something else.
[QUOTE=JDB;39206342]Or you are using bad lube.
Probably bad lube or your butthole is irritated by something else.[/QUOTE]
Yah but the lube works fine when its a finger or my BF's dick :v: It's def the material of it. Super cheapo, bought it years ago lol. Always thought it burned because it was too big but I'm in a bit of a bottom phase at the moment so it going in wasn't a huge issue yet it still burned lol
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Is the lube incompatible with the toy? Silicone lube and silicone toys do not match, for instance.
I have a glass dildo. So smooth dont really need lube that much and it looks and feels the same as when I got it.
[QUOTE=moesislack;39206388]I have a glass dildo. So smooth dont really need lube that much and it looks and feels the same as when I got it.[/QUOTE]
Those are incredibly easy to find if you go to a Renaissance Faire.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;39206412]Those are incredibly easy to find if you go to a Renaissance Faire.[/QUOTE]
Or when you go to adam eve with a 50% off + free shipping code.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;39198643]Hi, I live in North Dakota.[/QUOTE]
Hi, hey, what part? I live here in Bismarck.
All this talk of dildos makes me want one even more, but considering how nosey my parents are, it is nothing but a bad idea
also wtf renaissance fair? Could you elobrate?
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[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;39206473]All this talk of dildos makes me want one even more, but considering how nosey my parents are, it is nothing but a bad idea[/QUOTE]
I actually want a virbrator.
Something a little more fun to put in my butt.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;39206376]Is the lube incompatible with the toy? Silicone lube and silicone toys do not match, for instance.[/QUOTE]
Nahhhh it's a cheapo gel dildo and water based lube
[QUOTE=moesislack;39206478]also wtf renaissance fair? Could you elobrate?[/QUOTE]
Glassblowers and faires are extremely sexual at times. Not outright, but you can tell.
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[QUOTE=Robot Jesus;39206470]Hi, hey, what part? I live here in Bismarck.[/QUOTE]
Fargo.
Bismarck, you poor guy.
I love my vibrator. It's big, blue, and it's hard but got a nice soft rubber texture :3
Are you guys talking about fargo minnesota?
Cause I live down by the cities.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;39206520]Glassblowers and faires are extremely sexual at times. Not outright, but you can tell.
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Fargo.
Bismarck, you poor guy.[/QUOTE]
I wonder how many renaissance fair glassblowers get asked to make glass dragon dildos
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