The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition - General

[QUOTE=JDB;39206556]Are you guys talking about fargo minnesota? Cause I live down by the cities.[/QUOTE] Fargo, NORTH DAKOTA GEEZ

[QUOTE=Seiteki;39206572]Fargo, NORTH DAKOTA GEEZ[/QUOTE] OH I SEE HOW IT IS

[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;39206557]I wonder how many renaissance fair glassblowers get asked to make glass dragon dildos[/QUOTE] I hope not many because that could go back with the weird shapes and protrusions and sharp glass is not something you want in your ass Post 10420 toke it faggots x10

oh god no that sounds like death.

I'm afraid I'm gonna get drunk one day, probably soon, and tell my entire family and all my friends that I'm gay. It's just a matter of time. I'll probably get kicked out, but whatever, the next chapter in my book of life is struggling to take formation anyways.

Glass didlos sound scary.. what if it breaks.. ouch.

I'd be fucking surprised if it did. That's a solid, tough material. If you can break a glass dildo with your ass, christ.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;39206520]Glassblowers and faires are extremely sexual at times. Not outright, but you can tell. [editline]13th January 2013[/editline] Fargo. Bismarck, you poor guy.[/QUOTE] Bismarck isn't so bad.

[QUOTE=WhichStrider;39206821]Bismarck isn't so bad.[/QUOTE] Maybe. It's not where I am though.

Fuck it, I'm buying a dildo. :v:

I like having an apartment with no roommates. I can just leave stuff like that in the shower or whatever. I've stopped putting my 'bedroom' stuff away unless I'm expecting company, and even then, I might not if I know them well enough. I'm comfortable with myself, fuck everything else.

[QUOTE=Mr._N;39202485]I've noticed that in pornos with Eastern European guys, they have a distinct way of moaning. [editline]13th January 2013[/editline] "Eeeeyah eeyah eeeyah eeyah"[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrAZBDtbjek[/media]

Holy fuck man... I'm finally back to normal. I think I've been fapping for 2-3 hours. I seriously need to get a grip of my sexuality, some of the things I wanna do when I get horny is eventually going to have me end up in a very bad situation when it wears off.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;39206884]I like having an apartment with no roommates. I can just leave stuff like that in the shower or whatever. I've stopped putting my 'bedroom' stuff away unless I'm expecting company, and even then, I might not if I know them well enough. I'm comfortable with myself, fuck everything else.[/QUOTE] I'm assuming your life improved a lot after moving out from your parents place? Freedom isn't a thing most FPers have experienced yet, including myself.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;39206884]I like having an apartment with no roommates. I can just leave stuff like that in the shower or whatever. I've stopped putting my 'bedroom' stuff away unless I'm expecting company, and even then, I might not if I know them well enough. I'm comfortable with myself, fuck everything else.[/QUOTE] i might be moving out in march if i'm lucky, if not i'll still move out later this year eddy will be visiting me again when i've moved out

[QUOTE=Shotacon;39206937]I'm assuming your life improved a lot after moving out from your parents place? Freedom isn't a thing most FPers have experienced yet, including myself.[/QUOTE] It necessarily wasn't bad because I was living with my parents, but more because of where I lived. Here, in Fargo, I can go downtown for drinks and make out with guys or walk home with my friend, arm-in-arm, and have no problem. I say that's pretty fucking great for me, considering where I used to live, well, two words: Jesus Camp.

[QUOTE=Simski;39206915]Holy fuck man... I'm finally back to normal. I think I've been fapping for 2-3 hours. I seriously need to get a grip of my sexuality, some of the things I wanna do when I get horny is eventually going to have me end up in a very bad situation when it wears off.[/QUOTE] I don't meant to insult you or get into your personal matters, but I think you should speak to a therapist.

Way ahead of you

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;39206950]i might be moving out in march if i'm lucky, if not i'll still move out later this year eddy will be visiting me again when i've moved out[/QUOTE] I think that'll be good for you, the both of you probably.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;39206884]I like having an apartment with no roommates. I can just leave stuff like that in the shower or whatever. I've stopped putting my 'bedroom' stuff away unless I'm expecting company, and even then, I might not if I know them well enough. I'm comfortable with myself, fuck everything else.[/QUOTE] I serve nuts out of an artificial vagina, it's a conversation point

[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;39207058]I serve nuts out of an artificial vagina, it's a conversation point[/QUOTE] That sounds unhygienic, unless you're very thorough and adept and cleaning before/after use.

[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;39207058]I serve nuts out of an artificial vagina, it's a conversation point[/QUOTE] That's disturbing, at least fill it with candy or something

I'm planning on leaving home in 2-3 years hopefully when I've saved enough money, and gotten an associate degree in something from community college.

I think I should see if my friend is able to give me a ride back to my place. I've been at his for over 24 hours now, kind of want to game in my apartment or something. Also, I keep my apartment about ten degrees warmer than he keeps his house. [editline]13th January 2013[/editline] And home, much better. His place is cold.

I keep having dreams that im lying in bed with half naked with another guy, except its always a different guy and im pretty sure i don't recognize them. The room layout is always the same, except the decor is always different. Doesn't really bother me, but gawd its been about a week in a row WAT DOES IT MEAN.

It means you're a massive gayboy. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

My friend likes bats a whole lot, so I made a quick doodle for her this morning. Helped cheer me up quite a bit. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Batty_bat_bat.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Simski;39206915]Holy fuck man... I'm finally back to normal. I think I've been fapping for 2-3 hours. I seriously need to get a grip of my sexuality, some of the things I wanna do when I get horny is eventually going to have me end up in a very bad situation when it wears off.[/QUOTE] lol, my sexuality is going downhill. I haven't been with anyone in years. Closeted for too long and not really up for girls. I start kind of losing motivation and it quite scares me. Oh well, I've sorted out my sexual issues and now there's no gay people around. Need to move to a bigger city, meet more people. Nothing more to see and noone new to meet here.

Meeting people for said purpose or make close friends++ is quite a complicated thing.

To get a dildo or to get World of Warcraft. I cannot decide! Why am I such a nerdy bag of dicks [IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/kalamari13/negativeman-55f.png[/IMG]