The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition

[Chickens!]

World of Warcraft is horrible and wont make you orgasm either.

[ultra_bright]

[QUOTE=Shotacon;39208763]To get a dildo or to get World of Warcraft. I cannot decide!

Why am I such a nerdy bag of dicks [IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/kalamari13/negativeman-55f.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Get a dildo.

Get a dildo.

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

you could by 10 dildos for the price of WoW+1 year subscription

[Pardalis]

ugh why did I even buy this tablet uuuuugghghghgggh

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39208940]you could by 10 dildos for the price of WoW+1 year subscription[/QUOTE]

or one really expensive dildo

[Shotacon]

[QUOTE=Chickens!;39208782]World of Warcraft is horrible and wont make you orgasm either.[/QUOTE]

But there's a massive gay guild that I like, last time I was really depressed I ended up just talking to them all, they actually are surprisingly helpful and supportive, most of them are older gays with a lot of experience.. :3

[Deleted359224]

World of Warcraft used to be glorious escapism.

Now not so much.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Shotacon;39208763]To get a dildo or to get World of Warcraft. I cannot decide!

Why am I such a nerdy bag of dicks [IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/kalamari13/negativeman-55f.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

If you plan on getting a dildo, for the love of everything sane make sure you read the details (Material, length, width)

I made the mistake of getting one that was way too big for me :suicide:

[Shotacon]

[QUOTE=Livewire2440;39209059]World of Warcraft used to be glorious escapism.

Now not so much.[/QUOTE]

I dunno, the newest expansion is kind of gimmicky, but they actually added and changed a lot of stuff apparently. I've been told that the game requires more effort to become good, a flaw that Cataclysm had.

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

Dildo's are pretty cheap anyways, aren't they?

Can't I just get a normal vibrator for like 15 bux? :v:

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

Golly, I'm scared. Walking into a porn shop as a dude just casually buying a dildo like it was a can of coke or something. It just seems like it would be a pretty awkward experience.

I don't get adult stuff online because I'm normally not the first person to get to the mail in my household. If I told them not to open my packages then they would all instantly know that it would be something embarrassing that I don't want them to see.

[3picFail]

[QUOTE=Shotacon;39209133]
I don't get adult stuff online because I'm normally not the first person to get to the mail in my household. If I told them not to open my packages then they would all instantly know that it would be something embarrassing that I don't want them to see.[/QUOTE]

I think you can have packages sent to/held at local post offices.

[WolvesSoulZ]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39209127]If you plan on getting a dildo, for the love of everything sane make sure you read the details (Material, length, width)

I made the mistake of getting one that was way too big for me :suicide:[/QUOTE]

Nothing that practice can't take care of :v:

[ep9832]

Today my Dad decided to teach me how to drive a manual transmission in his 1970 AMC Gremlin.

So needless to say I can work a stick pretty well.

But I still need a bit of work learning to drive a manual. :(

[marvincmarvin]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39209127]If you plan on getting a dildo, for the love of everything sane make sure you read the details (Material, length, width)

I made the mistake of getting one that was way too big for me :suicide:[/QUOTE]

And do it sober..

[OldFusion]

[QUOTE=ep9832;39209298]Today my Dad decided to teach me how to drive a manual transmission in his 1970 AMC Gremlin.

So needless to say [B]I can work a stick pretty well.[/B]

But I still need a bit of work learning to drive a manual. :([/QUOTE]

Pretty sure you don't need to drive a car to find that out.

[wwlfr]

[QUOTE=Shotacon;39209133]If I told them not to open my packages then they would all instantly know that it would be something embarrassing that I don't want them to see.[/QUOTE]

if you're given the choice between everyone thinking you're weird (you're not though, they shouldn't be opening each other's packages) and everyone knowing you bought a dildo, it sounds like a non-issue really

[moesislack]

[QUOTE=Shotacon;39209133]I dunno, the newest expansion is kind of gimmicky, but they actually added and changed a lot of stuff apparently. I've been told that the game requires more effort to become good, a flaw that Cataclysm had.

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

Dildo's are pretty cheap anyways, aren't they?

Can't I just get a normal vibrator for like 15 bux? :v:

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

Golly, I'm scared. Walking into a porn shop as a dude just casually buying a dildo like it was a can of coke or something. It just seems like it would be a pretty awkward experience.

I don't get adult stuff online because I'm normally not the first person to get to the mail in my household. If I told them not to open my packages then they would all instantly know that it would be something embarrassing that I don't want them to see.[/QUOTE]

Its a little awkward (especially when the person at the desk is an 80 year old women) but either you dont have to talk to them or they're helpful and decient. You don't even have to say that what you're buying is for you.

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

I got my gay stuff delivered fine my parents asked what was in the packages but I just told them they're better off not knowing.

[Pardalis]

You could say it's a gag gift if they find it, or something like that.

[moesislack]

Or just tell them the truth that you're horny as fuck.

[Pardalis]

that only works if you've come out/are female though

[moesislack]

I know a few straight guys who like it in the butt.

[shxwxrs]

just walk into the shop, slap the dildo on the desk where the register is, stare the dude/dudette in the eye and yell:

"I AM GOING TO BY THIS SEXUAL OBJECT AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE"

[moesislack]

[QUOTE=moesislack;39209978]I know a few straight guys who like it in the butt.[/QUOTE]

With toys and strap ons I mean.

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=GhostProject;39209983]just walk into the shop, slap the dildo on the desk where the register is, stare the dude/dudette in the eye and yell:

"I AM GOING TO BY THIS SEXUAL OBJECT AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE"[/QUOTE]

When I last went to get lube the old lady tried to sell me a stright porno mag. I loled.

[ultra_bright]

I need to get a separate postal box if I'm going to buy a dildo.

Which I never will :V

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Seiteki;39206964]
walk home with my friend, arm-in-arm, and have no problem.[/QUOTE]

I could do that here too but people would just think I was helping a drunk friend home

I don't think my town has heard about homosexuality yet

[ultra_bright]

[QUOTE=Shotacon;39200371]what about me n u bb?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NPyMk.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Hehehe, sorry I'm already in a relationship.

But thanks for asking ;)

[KorJax]

[QUOTE=Shotacon;39209133]I dunno, the newest expansion is kind of gimmicky, but they actually added and changed a lot of stuff apparently. I've been told that the game requires more effort to become good, a flaw that Cataclysm had.

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

Dildo's are pretty cheap anyways, aren't they?

Can't I just get a normal vibrator for like 15 bux? :v:

[editline]13th January 2013[/editline]

Golly, I'm scared. Walking into a porn shop as a dude just casually buying a dildo like it was a can of coke or something. It just seems like it would be a pretty awkward experience.

I don't get adult stuff online because I'm normally not the first person to get to the mail in my household. If I told them not to open my packages then they would all instantly know that it would be something embarrassing that I don't want them to see.[/QUOTE]

You have no idea

Porn shop people love gay guys (you don't have to tell them or anything you are of course). At least the women do.

Me and my BF stopped by a porn place in Kansas right off the highway for the hell of it last summer. I was kinda tired so I just sat in the car. BF ended up being in there fore like, 30 goddamn minutes before I had to come in and see what was up. Super nice lady at the cashier was talking shop and everything and you could have sworn they were best friends. Had to drag him outta there to get us on the road >:\ sometimes that boy needs some DISCIPLINE.

[marvincmarvin]

[QUOTE=KorJax;39211838]You have no idea

Porn shop people love gay guys (you don't have to tell them or anything you are of course). At least the women do.

Me and my BF stopped by a porn place in Kansas right off the highway for the hell of it last summer. I was kinda tired so I just sat in the car. BF ended up being in there fore like, 30 goddamn minutes before I had to come in and see what was up. Super nice lady at the cashier was talking shop and everything and you could have sworn they were best friends. Had to drag him outta there to get us on the road >:\ sometimes that boy needs some DISCIPLINE.[/QUOTE]

Whips and ropes.

[Disgruntled]

Ow fuck I squished my right nut somehow fuck this hurts

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=KorJax;39211838]sometimes that boy needs some DISCIPLINE.[/QUOTE]

well you were in a porn shop so I'm sure you could have bought something

[JDB]

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;39212225]Ow fuck I squished my right nut somehow fuck this hurts[/QUOTE]

I once managed to sit on my left nut once.

hnng

[wwlfr]

i'm super scared of torsion

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=JDB;39212595]I once managed to sit on my left nut once.

hnng[/QUOTE]

Sadly my ass is too big and my balls are not low enough to be sat on.

I blame the Canadian cold :v: