[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39225210]I hate how I drool excessively when I excersise sometimes.
I seriously hope on not like that when I'm on top.[/QUOTE]
sometimes saliva can be useful when your on top....
[QUOTE=| Liam |;39173526]Yeah but going with like a boyfriend or something would probably enhance the movie but doubt I'll actually meet a guy my age in this small town.
Friends for me are ok at the cinema but if it's something you are really interested in and your friends just want to dick around, you're better off going alone
Anyway, anyone else in the situation of can't meet a guy because small town/other reasons?[/QUOTE]
Hi, been away for a few days.
Ditto, I live in Erie. Not even Erie, a county of Erie.
How many people thought of the town before the lake?
Anyone?
Yeah, that's what I thought. SO FEW GAY GUYS HERE :c
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39225605]sometimes saliva can be useful when your on top....[/QUOTE]
Spit makes shitty lube
So does Vaseline, that shit never fucking comes off
[QUOTE=kaze4159;39225698]Spit makes shitty lube
So does Vaseline, that shit never fucking comes off[/QUOTE]
I'll have to disagree, on two points:
1. Vaseline makes great lube
2. You can use a paper towel (It'll still be on there, but much less. Think of it as moisturizing cream for your cock) or (if you want it super-clean) soap and water. You can't just rinse it off since it repels water, but soap and water clears it right up.
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39225694]Hi, been away for a few days.
Ditto, I live in Erie. Not even Erie, a county of Erie.
How many people thought of the town before the lake?
Anyone?
Yeah, that's what I thought. SO FEW GAY GUYS HERE :c[/QUOTE]
I think you live near my boyfriend.
and from my experience saliva makes great lube.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39225714]I think you live near my boyfriend.
and from my experience saliva makes great lube.[/QUOTE]
Well, I've asked around and there are a few, but the amount that are my age, single, and would be interested in a nerdy gamer who's lazy and more or less uninteresting are zilcho :v:
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39225753]Well, I've asked around and there are a few, but the amount that are my age, single, and would be interested in a nerdy gamer who's lazy and more or less uninteresting are zilcho :v:[/QUOTE]
Changing your view on shit would be a good step.
Stop calling yourself a lazy nerd, and you'll slowly stop being one.
No one buys a house thats advertised with a hundred cons and pros are "it can be ok to live in I guess"
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
Sorta unrelated but yeah
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39225753]Well, I've asked around and there are a few, but the amount that are my age, single, and would be interested in a nerdy gamer who's lazy and more or less uninteresting are zilcho :v:[/QUOTE]
Have you tried the process of elimination?
Try asking each one out until you get one that says yes. It doesn't hurt to try.
So I got offered that job I mentioned a while back, turns out it's door to door sales, not going to take it.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39225869]Have you tried the process of elimination?
Try asking each one out until you get one that says yes. It doesn't hurt to try.[/QUOTE]
I'd rather not embarrass myself repeatedly, plus I'm quite awkward and shy IRL :v:
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39225802]Changing your view on shit would be a good step.
Stop calling yourself a lazy nerd, and you'll slowly stop being one.
No one buys a house thats advertised with a hundred cons and pros are "it can be ok to live in I guess"
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
Sorta unrelated but yeah[/QUOTE]
Atleast I'm not as bad as Shotacon :v:
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39225694]Hi, been away for a few days.
Ditto, I live in Erie. Not even Erie, a county of Erie.
How many people thought of the town before the lake?
Anyone?
Yeah, that's what I thought. SO FEW GAY GUYS HERE :c[/QUOTE]
Out of curiosity, which county of Erie are you talking about? The one in OH? NY? PA?
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39226252]Atleast I'm not as bad as Shotacon :v:[/QUOTE]
you probably are actually
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;39226857]Out of curiosity, which county of Erie are you talking about? The one in OH? NY? PA?[/QUOTE]
Well you're up early.
I did this hydrogen experiment in class :v:
[video=youtube;NkS2AJavwSo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkS2AJavwSo[/video]
I didn't have the specific brand of dish washing liquid they used (there was just some bulk stuff), so the bubbles weren't as cohesive, but it worked. Going to try it again when I can find some better liquid. Didn't get a bonus to grades or anything, but figured it'd be fun to try something that wasn't in the schedule for that day when I had some spare time.
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39225713]Vaseline makes great lube[/QUOTE]
Yeah if you want to destroy the ass of whoever it's being used on, you should never use petroleum based materials on an area which produces it's own natural oils (in this case to help your shit actually move through your tracks), it destroys the receptors which produce it and its the same with saliva, the enzymes don't do it any good.
There's your biology lesson for today.
I can't help but ask how you came to know this.
I expect at some point he thought "is vaseline a viable lube" and then he looked it up?
Mum "ooooooh you got mi goreng"
5 minutes later "this is really hot"
"welllllllll no shit"
Just feel like saying you guys are all great, and I wish I could be friends with more of you.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;39227670]I can't help but ask how you came to know this.[/QUOTE]
Long story short, google and my doctor after asking curiously what was best lube wise, he said water based then started roll out masses of information like as if I came upon the encyclopaedia of FUCK.
He's a little weird but a nice doctor.
[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;39227393]Yeah if you want to destroy the ass of whoever it's being used on, you should never use petroleum based materials on an area which produces it's own natural oils (in this case to help you're shit actually move through your tracks), it destroys the receptors which produce it and its the same with saliva, the enzymes don't do it any good.
There's your biology lesson for today.[/QUOTE]
There actually isn't a lot of 'natural' lubes that your butt will take kindly.
Your butt [I]CONSUMES[/I] like your mouth does, if some sort of chemical your butt doesn't like goes near it then get prepared to puke or shit your brains out.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;39227144]I did this hydrogen experiment in class :v:[/QUOTE]
Yelling included?
[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;39227853]Long story short, google and my doctor after asking curiously what was best lube wise, he said water based then started roll out masses of information like as if I came upon the encyclopaedia of FUCK.
He's a little weird but a nice doctor.[/QUOTE]
luckyyyy
I can't take a good photo but its been over a year since I've posted a picture of my self I'm p sure, so hello this is me
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjJnQ.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;39228350]I can't take a good photo but its been over a year since I've posted a picture of my self I'm p sure, so hello this is me
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rjJnQ.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
On my behalf please use your stretchers to carry your house keys. It's kind of been one of my dreams for a long time. I want you to live it out for me, in style.
I can't do it as my keyring won't fit through what with my lobe getting in the way but I want you to know I legitimately tried and am actually disappointed it didn't work
Man that is not what I expected you to look like at all.
there's something off about the picture
hello again, haven't been to this thread in a while. how is everyone?
[QUOTE=Deoxyribonucleic Acid;39228758]hello again, haven't been to this thread in a while. how is everyone?[/QUOTE]
medium rare
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=l l;39228616]there's something off about the picture[/QUOTE]
Now that you mention it, you're right. That's not mikey. What have you done with mikey?!
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