The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition - General

[QUOTE=Teto;39266094]therefore you have no advantage[/QUOTE] What are you talking about

i'm gonna play me some civ v i have all the dlc and such so [url=http://well-of-souls.com/civ/civ5_civilizations.html]who should i play as[/url] i always play as the same couple of civs so i need someone else to decide for me to shake things up as they say

My phone died :(

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39267062]i'm gonna play me some civ v i have all the dlc and such so [url=http://well-of-souls.com/civ/civ5_civilizations.html]who should i play as[/url] i always play as the same couple of civs so i need someone else to decide for me to shake things up as they say[/QUOTE] japan

[QUOTE=Sparkwire;39267123]japan[/QUOTE] Japan because weaboo master race

japan because japan is cool, not because of your anime

japan pretty much locks you into a military focus which is out of my comfort zone but that's the entire point of me asking so unless someone comes up with another suggestion really quickly i will dominate the world with the powers of godzilla, pokemon, and tentacles

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;39267088]My phone died :([/QUOTE] rip in peace

Whenever I play Civ, I aim to be the friendly, culturistic country. But then everyone just ends up being assholes to me, backstabbing and denounce me for being a friend to their enemy just because I'm friendly to everyone. And then I just end up conquering the world with warfare, rage and revenge.

[QUOTE=GhostProject;39267018]What are you talking about[/QUOTE] As in: if looks meant anything, then you would have an advantage because you have good looks.

[QUOTE=Teto;39267284]As in: if looks meant anything, then you would have an advantage because you have good looks.[/QUOTE] But I wouldn't have any other advantage outside of looks?

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39267173]japan pretty much locks you into a military focus which is out of my comfort zone but that's the entire point of me asking so unless someone comes up with another suggestion really quickly i will dominate the world with the powers of godzilla, pokemon, and tentacles[/QUOTE] Aztec obviously! Just look at his abs. [editline]18th January 2013[/editline] And his nose ring, so hip!

I was doing a presentation today and when I was talking about cynophobia, I accidently said "fear of dongs" when I was supposed to say "fear of dogs" I blame you guys.

So you're not gay anymore?

[QUOTE=Jawyen;39267476]So you're not gay anymore?[/QUOTE] No, I got a Freudian slip, where apperantly my subconscious is thinking of something which accidentally causes me to say it.

So ive just found out my aunties last dog died earlier tonight. 4 months earlier their older dog died as well. Its going to be weird seeing her house without the two dogs there, after all, i havent known them without dogs as they were only 2 years younger than me.

My dog that I've had since I was like 7, died like 3 months ago. Some guy ran it over and we had to pretend it wasn't our dog because apparently he could press charges. My parents werent going to take any chances because it was so close to Christmas and if he did press charges, no Christmas. They never bought him a collar or anything so they just played it off as a stray. typing about it kind of tears me up. It really sucks :(

all my bf does is suck dick and cook for me wat do

nothing

[QUOTE=CottonTM;39268097]all my bf does is suck dick and cook for me wat do[/QUOTE] Return the favor

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39268140]Return the favor[/QUOTE] but i suck at cooking

[QUOTE=CottonTM;39268194]but i suck at cooking[/QUOTE] then suck at cocking :v: [sp]I tried to make a joke. I know it's horrible. Please don't hate me for it ;_;[/sp]

[QUOTE=CottonTM;39268194]but i suck at cooking[/QUOTE] One might misundertsand this. :v:

[img]http://puu.sh/1Pnx1[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/1PnCb[/img] pics after shaving (briefly), I'm more awake now ♥

[QUOTE=HetsuProcyon;39268604][img]http://puu.sh/1Pnx1[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/1PnCb[/img] pics after shaving (briefly), I'm more awake now ♥[/QUOTE] You look slightly like Professor Brian Cox. And that's a very good thing.

[QUOTE=GhostProject;39267315]But I wouldn't have any other advantage outside of looks?[/QUOTE] I'm saying it'd be like an advantage in the way you'd be at an advantage if your starting point was further forward than others' in a race. So if you think of physical attractiveness as a starting point, then your actual skill in the race is your personality. Even someone who starts off near the back can win the race if they're skilled runners. I'm just saying that if you take away the factor of physical attractiveness, and put everyone on the same starting line, you lose that advantage, by which I mean that you are further forward than others when physical attractiveness decides your starting point, by which I mean you look good. [editline]18th January 2013[/editline] It's a complicated compliment.

[QUOTE=Teto;39268655]I'm saying it'd be like an advantage in the way you'd be at an advantage if your starting point was further forward than others' in a race. So if you think of physical attractiveness as a starting point, then your actual skill in the race is your personality. Even someone who starts off near the back can win the race if they're skilled runners. I'm just saying that if you take away the factor of physical attractiveness, and put everyone on the same starting line, you lose that advantage, by which I mean that you are further forward than others when physical attractiveness decides your starting point, by which I mean you look good. [editline]18th January 2013[/editline] It's a complicated compliment.[/QUOTE] Which is why incredibly social ugly people people get more butt-touching than antisocial attractive people.

Had a bad anxiety episode earlier, semi tempted to go back on my medication (they make things a bit easier, but they make everything seem so colourless for lack of a better word), what do I do?

[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39268299]then suck at cocking :v: [sp]I tried to make a joke. I know it's horrible. Please don't hate me for it ;_;[/sp][/QUOTE] i am actually thinking about you killing yourself right now because of this joke i am judging you negatively and i hope you die

[QUOTE=elevate;39269082]i am actually thinking about you killing yourself right now because of this joke i am judging you negatively and i hope you die[/QUOTE] you elevate nothing ):