The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition

[Jawyen]

Just wait, I shall wear my tower, monitor with the cam installed while taking a self pick in the bathroom, perfected with a duck face.
Then we shall see who the real cool guy is!!

[Sobotnik]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/SNT4vHN.png[/img]

I can legally buy alcohol and vote now, I think I can just about handle the responsibility of the former.

[Hoob]

im gonna go to space and take a mirror pic with the hubble telescope

[Jawyen]

Touché.

[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=Seiteki;39271723]Extreme is staying inside and complaining without actually doing anything about it.[/QUOTE]

This reminds me, can't wait to start community college in Summer.

Going to Harold Washington.

[TehWhale]

[img]http://www.iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/samsway-ipad-facebook-mirror-tray-1332855062Y.jpg[/img]

[B3njisaur]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39272688][img]http://i.imgur.com/SNT4vHN.png[/img]

I can legally buy alcohol and vote now, I think I can just about handle the responsibility of the former.[/QUOTE]
Being legally able to buy doesn't have the same buzz mentally as drinking someone else's, but neither does buying alcohol in general. Or so ive found. Ive been standing in Tesco before and realised "shit, I'm actually buying £50 worth of alcohol here. God I feel luke an alcoholic."
P.s. there were 6 of us, me being a lightweight and 2 of the rest being Scottish. Not racial stereotyping, but my friends could probably drink a pub dry, if given the chance, money and new livers :v:

[Slowbro]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39272688][img]http://i.imgur.com/SNT4vHN.png[/img]

I can legally buy alcohol and vote now, I think I can just about handle the responsibility of the former.[/QUOTE]

fuck responsibility, git cruuuuuunk

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXeN2FsE7w[/media]

[Dilbert]

[QUOTE=ep9832;39271543]i went to the garage sale

[img_thumb]http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/736829_581703308511060_1204896881_o.jpg[/img_thumb]

and came back the winner[/QUOTE]

aww ye

[wwlfr]

wow lots of birthdays recently

[ROFLBURGER]

I like to subtract 9 months from people's birthdays to see when they were conceived.

My parents fucked around Father's Day.

[Animosus]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39273459]I like to subtract 9 months from people's birthdays to see when they were conceived.

My parents fucked around Father's Day.[/QUOTE]

the best fathers day present?

[Pvt. Martin]

I love my birthday because it has a chance of Falling on the same day as Thanksgiving.

Mine's Nov. 26th.

[FelixDragon]

I was probably conceived on christmas :v:

Born Sept 20th

[KarloMcMarlo]

Born April 29th.

Meaning my parents fucked sometime around... August-ish. Give or take a few days, it could have been in late August or early September.

Lamest conception date ever. :c

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39274492]Born April 29th.

Meaning my parents fucked sometime around... August-ish. Give or take a few days, it could have been in late August or early September.

Lamest conception date ever. :c[/QUOTE]

August 7th is Civic day in Canada.
Your parents must of roleplayed Quebec and Ontario.

[KarloMcMarlo]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39274523]August 7th is Civic day in Canada.
Your parents must of roleplayed Quebec and Ontario.[/QUOTE]

"Unf, Nova Scotia~"

"Prepare... for... MY NIAGARA FALLS! *orgasm*"

[sp] Best joke I could make involving canada and sex, shoot me. [/sp] :v:

[WolvesSoulZ]

Best joke ain't so great, is it? :v:

[Pvt. Martin]

So I'm playing Hatoful Boyfriend.

[milkandcooki]

i dunno if you guys appreciate furry shit, but i commissioned the best art thing ever

[url]http://i.imgur.com/nmL5ZoP.png[/url]

shit's so fantastic. props if you know what the source of the pose is.

[Gravity Ponds]

How much did you pay for that?

[WolvesSoulZ]

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;39275167]i dunno if you guys appreciate furry shit, but i commissioned the best art thing ever

[url]http://i.imgur.com/nmL5ZoP.png[/url]

shit's so fantastic. props if you know what the source of the pose is.[/QUOTE]

I commission stuff too but I don't post it here :v: My wallet hates me though.

Annnnd I like his belly.

[milkandcooki]

[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39275229]How much did you pay for that?[/QUOTE]

guy's really affordable, it cost me FIFTEEN bucks

i tipped him a bit cause he did such a good job

[Gravity Ponds]

Fucking time zones, man. I want to talk to people in other countries without fucking my own sleep

[WolvesSoulZ]

God, began feeling lonely again due to too much free time, and now it's just worse, I hate it so much. :c

[milkandcooki]

I really wanna make myself a new gif avatar of the art I got.

Would go down to the crotch with the text "TIGHT PANTS" then go up to the face with the text "TIGHT GROUPINGS"

How would I go about doing that?

[Gravity Ponds]

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1160615]Try Here[/url]

[milkandcooki]

Just got my friend to do it for me.

Now both my avatar and my title are both the worst

[kaze4159]

Making that fit under the size limit was a bitch :v:

[Nerdrage]

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;39275378]guy's really affordable, it cost me FIFTEEN bucks

i tipped him a bit cause he did such a good job[/QUOTE]

That's a bit of a shame, i don't know how fast the artist works, but the time it'd take me to do something like that would be worth more than 15 bucks.

I hear a lot about artists under-charging for their work to stay in the market, well, on Tumblr at least.