My boyfriend's dad has started calling us Canoodle One and Canoodle Two.
:tinfoil: He knows too much.
I just got back with my friends from a drive in theater like this:
[IMG]http://blog.unl.edu/dixon/files/2012/06/drivein.jpg[/IMG]
It's a cool experience. We saw Broken City and Django Unchained in a double feature.
Perfect date place for that future person. :)
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39386616]Oh wow, I thought a lot more people knew.
It feels great when people that you really like are supportive of your sexuality, though. Like, I told my brother today and he's like "dude, I wouldn't hate you if you were fucking the cat. That's between you and the cat, not me. It's not up to me to dictate the way you live your life, that's your call. I'm cool with it."
My stepfather's a dick about it, but everyone else seems to be pretty accepting. At least the people that I've told so far, anyway.[/QUOTE]
Educate your brother in that it'd be[I] probably okay [/I]to intervene if you were fucking the cat though
that's uh
illegal and really not quite right and stuff :v:
Last time I went to a drive in it was awesome to see all the ideas people had
Fold out couches in the back of a Ute was awesome :v:
Drive-ins seem SO good for cuddling.
So basically guys I just found the first guy that's bisexual, in my city, and my age.
And then I found out he's also asexual ("Passive asexual, I guess. Sex doesn't interest me all that much.") and a brony (Not the okay kind that keeps it to themselves, he has actually asked me which pony was the sexiest pony)
I must be shitting out four-leaf-clovers, I'm so goddamn lucky! :v: [/sarcasm]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/1TPB2[/IMG]
le baguette
Not sure you'd want to use bread for these kind of use. It's food damn it.
[QUOTE=Dog;39387032]le baguette[/QUOTE]
Good idea Dog.
Let's get Max to answer that question.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;39387023][IMG]http://puu.sh/1TPB2[/IMG][/QUOTE]
What about bananas, or bamboo rods.
Or even hand made clay dildos.
a glass jar
Spending the night at my friend's house again. I work tomorrow, but I brought stuff so I can just leave from here.
Cuddling in bed, but there's a dog awkwardly between us.
Time to sleep anyway.
Prollgurke=Funion
[QUOTE=Seiteki;39387161]Spending the night at my friend's house again. I work tomorrow, but I brought stuff so I can just leave from here.
Cuddling in bed, but there's a dog awkwardly between us.
Time to sleep anyway.[/QUOTE]
Hug the dog
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39386616]My stepfather's a dick about it, but everyone else seems to be pretty accepting. At least the people that I've told so far, anyway.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I can relate to that, he called me a fucking queer when he thought I wasn't listening, I really need to move out.
my BF and his BLATANTLY AIMBOTTING ALIEN i swear to god
[t]http://puu.sh/1TSCo[/t]
in case it's not self-explanatory that alien is in my bf's team, and he's shooting in the direction the green blob (his shot) goes, with one of my soldiers about to be killed by that
the animation fucked up and he's shooting directly behind him, noscope 180
[editline]28th January 2013[/editline]
also how to tell milkandcooki woke up: 27 new tumblr updates
all of them from him, great tumblr actually
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;39386466]Came out to my mom as a bisexual a couple weeks back.
Felt great ever since.[/QUOTE]
Woo I was wondering when you were gonna join this thread.
So hung out with this chick yesterday and today. Shit was going great, derp derp etc..
note this however
Both days I dropped other things to see her
Today I bought lunch for her and her 2 friends I'd never met. And I bought her some other shit.. not gonna put a dollar figure on it because it doesnt matter and I dont know
Got home tonight 5 hours after dropping her home
sent her a "thanks for today"
her reply : [B][I][U]"kay"[/U][/I][/B]
mad as fuck
Went grocery shopping, thought I might as well pick up some lube. Cash register lady played ye ole game of judging you by your groceries and gave me this weird look. It only then occurred to me that I had bought EXCLUSIVELY peculiar phallic objects and lube.
Yes cash register lady, I will insert a baguette, bananas, a 1kg salami and beverage bottles into my rectum and you won't stop me
[QUOTE=H4ngman;39388787]Went grocery shopping, thought I might as well pick up some lube. Cash register lady played ye ole game of judging you by your groceries and gave me this weird look. It only then occurred to me that I had bought EXCLUSIVELY peculiar phallic objects and lube.
Yes cash register lady, I will insert a baguette, bananas, a 1kg salami and beverage bottles into my rectum and you won't stop me[/QUOTE]
Next time you see her at the register, buy a box of syringes and a bottle of bleach
Or a pregnancy test kit and coathangers
[QUOTE=H4ngman;39388787]Went grocery shopping, thought I might as well pick up some lube. Cash register lady played ye ole game of judging you by your groceries and gave me this weird look. It only then occurred to me that I had bought EXCLUSIVELY peculiar phallic objects and lube.
Yes cash register lady, I will insert a baguette, bananas, a 1kg salami and beverage bottles into my rectum and you won't stop me[/QUOTE]
well it sure beats dragon dildos
[QUOTE=Slowbro;39389113]well it sure beats dragon dildos[/QUOTE]
plsno you're gonna reboot the convo, oh no what have i done :v:
[QUOTE=DigitalySane;39389722]plsno you're gonna reboot the convo, oh no what have i done :v:[/QUOTE]
Big bright blue dragon branded wolf dongs proudly produced in the USA by creepy old men planning to dominate the world with their silicone weapons of justice.
Alternatively: Not this topic again.
[IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/37122947/birthday.jpg[/IMG]
:D
oh and a little something a friend did for me as a birthday present that sums up this weekend (warning furry)
[URL="http://i.imgur.com/T0GKQdt.jpg"]http://i.imgur.com/T0GKQdt.jpg[/URL]
do you have any idea how hard it would be to manipulate a keyboard or mouse with paws
let alone put on clothes with wings
that picture is so silly
also that computer has no internet
unless it's running on wireless which would be just as terrible
Tame compared to what other people post here.
I know im late but scarves are amazing and everyone should own at least 20.
scarves are kinda bad and never look good guys in scarves are not cute
[editline]28th January 2013[/editline]
fact
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