• The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition
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[QUOTE=JDB;39395904]Facepunch trying to be a adult about sexual stuff? hehehee[/QUOTE] rate dumb . No deldo talk allowed plz dont talk about it, while I post my weird ass anime pillows and my obsession with a fictional character that represents nearly every fabric of my identity.
funny guy
Basically came out to my parents as bi a few days ago. They were cool with it, but I dunno about the rest of the family, considering the beliefs they were raised on. I think I'm just gonna keep it between me and my immediate family. I'm sure my siblings will be cool with it though. I can safely say that it feels SO much better to get if off of my chest.
My mom knows I'm gay. She doesn't talk about it though. I want to tell my brothers but I'm not sure how they'd feel. I know they're pro gay marriage, but I I know they'd still treat me differently if they knew, And word would probably eventually just travel up the family chain up to my grandma, she's the most supportive person in my life, but she's also the most hardcore christian anti-gay member of my family.
I had a big thing written up about a huge dramatic thing that just happened to me and I lost probably my best friend over it. But instead, here's a song. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30wkjri7CM8[/media]
getting some Nike's (current shoes are just fucked, over a year old, holes in them from welding sparks etc.) and like, a bunch of armani / loui vitton / gucci clothes my wallets gonna bleed but it's gonna be worth it. [url=http://www.ebay.com/itm/Authentic-Louis-Vuitton-Monogram-Leather-Etui-a-cigarettes-case-1403-/190772633647?pt=US_CSA_WH_Handbags&hash=item2c6aef602f]I pay for brands not functions[/url]
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39397159]getting some Nike's (current shoes are just fucked, over a year old, holes in them from welding sparks etc.) and like, a bunch of armani / loui vitton / gucci clothes my wallets gonna bleed but it's gonna be worth it. [url=http://www.ebay.com/itm/Authentic-Louis-Vuitton-Monogram-Leather-Etui-a-cigarettes-case-1403-/190772633647?pt=US_CSA_WH_Handbags&hash=item2c6aef602f]I pay for brands not functions[/url][/QUOTE] dude go to Target and buy some Mossimo shit
That interesting moment when you're looking through family photos/letters/documents from your dad's side, which is Austrian (mine and the previous generation are Canadian), and you stumble upon a photo of your grandfather at age 19 in his SS uniform and a bunch of stamped documents he thought fit to keep with him, all in your mothertongue which you can not speak[sp]Any German-speakers want to translate? I offer you my love as a reward[/sp] By no means am I proud of his actions/affiliations or any of this, but as someone who really enjoys history, this is fucking interesting to me. I mean damn, I'd heard ill-spoken stories about him, but I never had a face to put them to, let alone a picture of him in uniform, having never met my gramps. Fucker was a saboteur, then commanded a tank division, then when his tank was hit by an AT round, which went through his thighs and killed everyone but him, he got better and fled to Canada (all before age 22) then 10 years later he went to the Arctic to work on the missile-detection systems with the government. Anyways, here's grandpa and the documents, lord knows I wish I could read them. [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMAG0375.jpg[/t][t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMAG03763.jpg[/t][t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMAG03802.jpg[/t] I give you a picture of my father chillin' like a villain, just to make up for it [t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMAG03926.jpg[/t]
i know only enough german to be able to tell people my pants are filled with hot cheese and where someone would be able to purchase the same pants and the hot cheese to fill them with so i don't know how much i'd be able to help but i might be able to a little bit
Well, click the second photo and try to read it I guess :v thanks regardless~
When I get a partner and we share a house someday, I'm going to get him to make me sandwiches. I miss the convenience of getting food delivered to me as a kid.
[QUOTE=zydos;39397630]That interesting moment when you're looking through family photos/letters/documents from your dad's side, which is Austrian (mine and the previous generation are Canadian), and you stumble upon a photo of your grandfather at age 19 in his SS uniform and a bunch of stamped documents he thought fit to keep with him, all in your mothertongue which you can not speak[sp]Any German-speakers want to translate? I offer you my love as a reward[/sp][/QUOTE] I can't translate it myself, but I know there's a guy in We Chat (NinjaTomate) that is a native German speaker, maybe he can help you.
[QUOTE=zydos;39397797]Well, click the second photo and try to read it I guess :v thanks regardless~[/QUOTE] That looks like his Geburts und Taufschein (birth and baptismal certificate). Can't really read anything on it though since it's pretty blurry, and the German-I-learned-in-highschool is too poor to really understand what the 3rd image is. But it's neat, thanks for sharing.
[QUOTE=zydos;39397797]Well, click the second photo and try to read it I guess :v thanks regardless~[/QUOTE] from what i can gather it's an info sheet i know geburts is birth it's kinda blurry but i'm pretty sure i can see a birthdate line and an age line so i'm pretty sure that's a biographical information sheet [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=HarryHy;39397896]That looks like his Geburts und Taufschein (birth and baptismal certificate). Can't really read anything on it though since it's pretty blurry, and the German-I-learned-in-highschool is too poor to really understand what the 3rd image is. But it's neat, thanks for sharing.[/QUOTE] ;-;
Well there are lots of them, and I know there weren't that many kids around in comparison to how many documents there were. And why they were stamped with the insignia and signed, I don't know
To continue my story, one day, when I'm bed-bound after asking my homosexual lover for too many sandwiches, I will star on TLC in a show called "My 1000-Pound Fat Ass Faggot Husband".
a friend of mine keeps brinking me sandwiches i keep telling him to stop bringing me sandwiches because i can't have any of it but he keeps doing it serious problem; i'm pretty sure if i had anything with gluten in it at this point i'd get horribly sick
are you allergic to gluten?
[QUOTE=zydos;39397630][t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMAG03802.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] This photocopy is consistent with the present me Original and the same beige stapled certified translations match -. Vienna, this twenty-sixth of June One thousand nine hundred forty-four (1944) -. Vid.gib.rm - .81 officially appointed as representatives of the noted dr. theodor gamillschegg in Vienna
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39398068]are you allergic to gluten?[/QUOTE] i am too it sucks because a lot of things make you violently ill
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39398068]are you allergic to gluten?[/QUOTE] no, but I haven't had any since mid-November and the few people I know that changed their diets like I did got sick when they tried to have bread for all intensive purposes yes
i'd see a doctor to confirm it
[QUOTE=daijitsu;39398124]This photocopy is consistent with the present me Original and the same beige stapled certified translations match -. Vienna, this twenty-sixth of June One thousand nine hundred forty-four (1944) -. Vid.gib.rm - .81 officially appointed as representatives of the noted dr. theodor gamillschegg in Vienna[/QUOTE] So then what the fuck does it all mean [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] D:
[QUOTE=Dog;39398168]i'd see a doctor to confirm it[/QUOTE] I wouldn't have anything with gluten in it regardless though. I prefer to keep my diet.
man i don't even know what i'm allergic to i might be allergic to flamin' hot cheetos because last two times i ate them i got mad puffy lips and i felt like shit
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;39398210]man i don't even know what i'm allergic to i might be allergic to flamin' hot cheetos because last two times i ate them i got mad puffy lips and i felt like shit[/QUOTE] No, cheetos do that.
listening to sports games on the radio makes me feel like i'm in the 40s you're gonna pay for last time canada i can feel it in my bones
i'm "Allergic" to dogs and cats. Although that doesnt stop me from having a dog
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39398357]i'm "Allergic" to dogs and cats. Although that doesnt stop me from having a dog[/QUOTE] Get a Lizard. Lizards are cool. [img]http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/picture/2171170/82063196.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=zydos;39398171]So then what the fuck does it all mean [editline]28th January 2013[/editline] D:[/QUOTE] I'd assume it was stapled to some medical records, maybe something he needed to prove he was fit to serve
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