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[QUOTE=B3njisaur;38844014]I've got a little multiple choice question and it goes like this. If you had the choice of either staying with your ex but being jobless with no benefits or going back to your hometown where there benfits can be received if no jobs are available, as well as the opportunity to re-enter education to avoid being stuck in retail, which would you choose? Bearing in mind I moved from england to jersey (channel islands) to be with said ex 6 months ago. So, as the video title entails, should I stay or should I go. [url]http://youtu.be/sIXLHtg2Btk[/url][/QUOTE] i think this is [I]far[/I] too much of a personal and important decision for you to ask an internet forum to make
[QUOTE=Tea;38844096]i think this is [I]far[/I] too much of a personal and important decision for you to ask an internet forum to make[/QUOTE] True, but I'm curious to see what other "grown up" people think, being as said ex is acting like a two year old with the matter. [QUOTE=Contron;38844063]Oh wow, [b]another[/b] person from Jersey? On Facepunch? Hello there![/QUOTE] Well technically I'm from norfolk, but the ex (not surprisingly) made me move over here. I will admit that the 6months over here job wize have been very informative, but its a shame that all anyone does is get rat arsed all weekend, every weekend.
[QUOTE=B3njisaur;38844149]True, but I'm curious to see what other "grown up" people think, being as said ex is acting like a two year old with the matter.[/QUOTE] What do you mean by "My ex is acting like a two year old with the matter"
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38844209]What do you mean by "My ex is acting like a two year old with the matter"[/QUOTE] By I insisting I am running away, despite that the majority of people have said going back is a more viable and slightly less stressful option.
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;38843530]quit being such a shitty hunter and your cat won't have to feed you[/QUOTE] My cat used to bring me dead birds all the time. Until I went Ice fishing in '08 -65c with the windchill, you sit out on the ice for hours, waiting, for nothing. People start to go crazy, start to panic that you'll all die (despite being an hour's drive from a heated cabin) but then I get a bite, first one burbot, then another, then another making that three, just enough to feed the lot of you, and then it happens. The most elegant freshwater killer in western Canada (the northern Pike) tugs at my line, the flag goes up, I lift the fifty five pound carnivore from the frozen depths and it dies instantly, shock from the extreme cold of the Rockies. The apex predator of this ecosystem falls to me without a struggle. My balls drop harder than the Tsar Bomba. I take the Pike back to the lodge and prepare for my reward. I dig into it's nicely cooked flesh and it tastes like shit, and disappointment. I went back home the next day a changed man. As I entered my house for the first time in days my cat greets me with a knowing look. He never did bring me another dead animal.
[QUOTE=Broguts;38845713]My cat used to bring me dead birds all the time. Until I went Ice fishing in '08 -65c with the windchill, you sit out on the ice for hours, waiting, for nothing. People start to go crazy, start to panic that you'll all die (despite being an hour's drive from a heated cabin) but then I get a bite, first one burbot, then another, then another making that three, just enough to feed the lot of you, and then it happens. The most elegant freshwater killer in western Canada (the northern Pike) tugs at my line, the flag goes up, I lift the fifty five pound carnivore from the frozen depths and it dies instantly, shock from the extreme cold of the Rockies. The apex predator of this ecosystem falls to me without a struggle. My balls drop harder than the Tsar Bomba. I take the Pike back to the lodge and prepare for my reward. I dig into it's nicely cooked flesh and it tastes like shit, and disappointment. I went back home the next day a changed man. As I entered my house for the first time in days my cat greets me with a knowing look. He never did bring me another dead animal.[/QUOTE] You are an exceptionally good storyteller, holy fuck.
[QUOTE=Broguts;38845713]My cat used to bring me dead birds all the time. Until I went Ice fishing in '08 -65c with the windchill, you sit out on the ice for hours, waiting, for nothing. People start to go crazy, start to panic that you'll all die (despite being an hour's drive from a heated cabin) but then I get a bite, first one burbot, then another, then another making that three, just enough to feed the lot of you, and then it happens. The most elegant freshwater killer in western Canada (the northern Pike) tugs at my line, the flag goes up, I lift the fifty five pound carnivore from the frozen depths and it dies instantly, shock from the extreme cold of the Rockies. The apex predator of this ecosystem falls to me without a struggle. My balls drop harder than the Tsar Bomba. I take the Pike back to the lodge and prepare for my reward. I dig into it's nicely cooked flesh and it tastes like shit, and disappointment. I went back home the next day a changed man. As I entered my house for the first time in days my cat greets me with a knowing look. He never did bring me another dead animal.[/QUOTE] Best post
[QUOTE=Broguts;38845713]My cat used to bring me dead birds all the time. Until I went Ice fishing in '08 -65c with the windchill, you sit out on the ice for hours, waiting, for nothing. People start to go crazy, start to panic that you'll all die (despite being an hour's drive from a heated cabin) but then I get a bite, first one burbot, then another, then another making that three, just enough to feed the lot of you, and then it happens. The most elegant freshwater killer in western Canada (the northern Pike) tugs at my line, the flag goes up, I lift the fifty five pound carnivore from the frozen depths and it dies instantly, shock from the extreme cold of the Rockies. The apex predator of this ecosystem falls to me without a struggle. My balls drop harder than the Tsar Bomba. I take the Pike back to the lodge and prepare for my reward. I dig into it's nicely cooked flesh and it tastes like shit, and disappointment. I went back home the next day a changed man. As I entered my house for the first time in days my cat greets me with a knowing look. He never did bring me another dead animal.[/QUOTE] Still should've brought the pike back and gave it to the cat for the sake of irony, though :v:
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;38846114]Should've brought the pike back and gave it to the cat. Then she would've known what's what.[/QUOTE] But he knew that Broguts had the glory of the hunt within him. It would of been redundant to show him.
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[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;38835869]"не играть немой"[/QUOTE] I know this was way back, but thank you so much. That's brilliant and you are awesome.
Dead birds :<<<<
I saw the Hobbit and it was p good. The 48 fps is awesome in action scenes and Martin Freeman doesn't act like a whiny bitch, unlike Frodo.
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;38847621]Dead birds :<<<<[/QUOTE] what about dead birds?
I heard that it was very different from the previous movies, a different focus and story telling. Also people claim that it is rather slowpaced.
[QUOTE=junker|154;38847685] Also people claim that it is rather slowpaced.[/QUOTE] It kept me interested the whole time, but my friends did say it was a bit slow
I don't mind slow movies as long as the camerawork is great and the atmosphere intact.
It's not slowpaced. It's just long. It's a nearly 3 hour movie, considering that it's 3 hours with the trailers put in. [editline]15th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Chaplin;38847688]It kept me interested the whole time, but my friends did say it was a bit slow[/QUOTE] People are just used to 90 minute movies, vs 165 minute ones.
guys tonight's snl was fantastic i got to see sam jackson drop a good old-fashioned f-bomb on live TV followed by a good old 'bullshit' in a fantastic 2-for-1 combo and also the real paul mccartney was there it was so amazing
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;38848249]guys tonight's snl was fantastic i got to see sam jackson drop a good old-fashioned f-bomb on live TV followed by a good old 'bullshit' in a fantastic 2-for-1 combo and also the real paul mccartney was there it was so amazing[/QUOTE] Oh I forgot I recorded that. i'm going to watch it now thanks for reminding me
There was someone sitting in front of me on the airplane who I could have sworn was booming.
Yesterday I got my hand shook and a birthday greeting from one of my all time favorite musicians, still in shock!
[QUOTE=douche beat;38849017]Yesterday I got my hand shook and a birthday greeting from one of my all time favorite musicians, still in shock![/QUOTE] Who is the musician?
Boys Noize
if i got a birthday greeting from my favorite musician i would wet myself and collapse into a pile not necessarily in that order
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;38849049]if i got a birthday greeting from my favorite musician i would wet myself and collapse into a pile not necessarily in that order[/QUOTE] Yeah I pretty much died right after
Aaaaah, that was a fun night. My friend (the one who likes my dick but swears he isn't gay but preeeetty much is)(not ma bf, just a good friend) herpderped a littlebit. After 12 beer and much chronic he decides to do a fat line of K for the first time in god'knows'how'long, and k-holes instantly. Hurls a bunch, then just sits still a bunch, then I carry him outside for some air with two other friends, then they go inside but fuck that I care, I stay outside with him for a good hour, gave him my jacket and all that (yay it also snowed for the first time in Van, joy :D It's cold in just a t-shirt though!) and when the cab got us home I laid him down and made some tea and KD for him as he sobered up, but he proceeded to pass the fuck out half way through me making it. Needless to say it feels good playing babysitter, at least I was the only person at the party who cared :v: and I got KD in the end, so I don't mind Protip: Don't do synthetic drugs if you're inexperienced, have low tolerance, or are already on lots of drugs at the same time That was my night and I'm tired now, sleep time. Love y'all
every time someone talks about 'a fat line of K' i imagine someone snorting some crushed up Special K
You probably arent hanging around a good crowd if its a common thing to do a "fat line of K" :P
Well, I mean I pride myself on surrounding myself with good/responsible people, but tonight was a girl-friend's birthday and I had to go, yet sadly all of her friends are sorrrrrta chemers. K, E, a few kids on Down, it's gross :X and this friend is usually really good with what drugs to take and what not to take, yet my other friend _____ was there and (apparently, I just saw him tonight for the first time in a year) is a huge k-head now, and hes like YO MAN RAIL THIS, and my friend couldn't say no. Ah well. This is why I only smoke weed, kids and their synthetic drugs these days. Also no it's not sleeptime apparently, I'm wide awake listening to Cream. Ack
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