The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition

[Tea]

i got a job, and today is pay day
finally i can buy some of these
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pGGqA.png[/img]

[ROFLBURGER]

It feels bad knowing I'll probably have no one to cuddle with for awhile.

[BooHooBrown]

[QUOTE=Tea;38852394]i got a job, and today is pay day
finally i can buy some of these
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pGGqA.png[/img][/QUOTE]

are you prepared to give him your glow in the dark dick?

I'm sorry it just seems so weird to me

[KarloMcMarlo]

[QUOTE=Tea;38852394]i got a job, and today is pay day
finally i can buy some of these
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pGGqA.png[/img][/QUOTE]

This brings a whole new meaning to bringing glow sticks at a party/rave.

Also, obligatory

give him the glow-dick.

[Tea]

im going to pretend to be an alien with a horney boner probe!

(btw there's no 'hims' in my sex life, i just thought this was the best place to post about the things i'm going to be putting on my dick)

[mikeyt493]

[QUOTE=Tea;38852394]i got a job, and today is pay day
finally i can buy some of these
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pGGqA.png[/img][/QUOTE]

lightsaber fights

[Tea]

well, speaking of dickfights i do intend on buyin a big floppy dildo, saints row style, maybe make a video montage of great places to put it or things/people being hit with it. dunno!

[B3njisaur]

Saints row the 3rd. Bringing a whole new meaning to dickslap.

[mikeyt493]

[QUOTE=B3njisaur;38852874]Sainys row the 3rd. Bringing a whole new meaning to dickslap.[/QUOTE]

thats a very good and insightful post thanks

[ROFLBURGER]

I became friends with this women at my GSA after she found my Skype from another friend a while ago, I didnt think it was post worthy. But right now she's really scaring me with all these stories of homosexuals getting punched out randomly by strangers just because they're homosexual.

[B3njisaur]

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;38852881]thats a very good and insightful post thanks[/QUOTE]

That's ok mikey. I'm full of more shit than most can imagine (non-literall).

[Digimutant]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38852914]I became friends with this women at my GSA after she found my Skype from another friend a while ago, I didnt think it was post worthy. But right now she's really scaring me with all these stories of homosexuals getting punched out randomly by strangers just because they're homosexual.[/QUOTE]

Only if you say you are. Keep it to yourself if I were you and you'll be alright.

[l l]

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;38852881]thats a very good and insightful post thanks[/QUOTE]
Don't be a dick.

[BooHooBrown]

[QUOTE=Tea;38852583](btw there's no 'hims' in my sex life, i just thought this was the best place to post about the things i'm going to be putting on my dick)[/QUOTE]

That's unfortunate, what I really need in my life is imagining a GAY laser penis, not a straight one.

[SUB]seriously what the fuck[/SUB]

don't get me wrong, to each his own, but I don't forsee a situation where having a glow in the dark dick is a GOOD thing. It usually means you've been fucking something radioactive. I would know.

[Murk]

Well coming out went relatively well. It'll take time for them to get used to it, but I expected that.

Could have kept it a secret for longer, but oh well, it's best to get over it early.

[DainBramageStud]

19:44 - Dain [h+]: [url]http://i.imgur.com/kW2b7.png[/url]
19:44 - Dain [h+]: me and sobotnik ;o
19:44 - Fascifist: Which one is you?
19:45 - Dain [h+]: the one on the right
19:45 - Fascifist: You look like a gay from Leeds in the 1970s

;_;

[EtBuh]

[QUOTE=Tea;38852394]i got a job, and today is pay day
finally i can buy some of these
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pGGqA.png[/img][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nrfYG.gif[/IMG]

Couldn't help it, I like this comic

[h4ngman]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;38851397][img]http://i.imgur.com/kW2b7.png[/img]

here's me and dain[/QUOTE]

I'd join. Invited or not.

[Slowbro]

[QUOTE=H4ngman;38855509]I'd join. Invited or not.[/QUOTE]

Bit rapey.

[Nitro836]

Just might be me but the right guy looks just a tad like a chick. No offense meant, just my personal observation.

[TehWhale]

[QUOTE=Tea;38852394]i got a job, and today is pay day
finally i can buy some of these
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pGGqA.png[/img][/QUOTE]those look sweet

[B3njisaur]

[QUOTE=Nitro836;38856217]Just might be me but the right guy looks just a tad like a chick. No offense meant, just my personal observation.[/QUOTE]

So slightly effeminate in physical appearance then? Count me out. I've got cheeks big enough to slice beef on and a builders arse inherited from my dad.

[Deleted359224]

[QUOTE=TehWhale;38856264]those look sweet[/QUOTE]

I don't think they have much flavour.

[Tea]

yeah, dunno if you've ever put a condom in your mouth but it just tastes like balloons

[begotten]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;38851397][img]http://i.imgur.com/kW2b7.png[/img]

here's me and dain[/QUOTE]

Lovely.

[a-cookie]

hi guys

[Fingers!!!]

hi
are you here to discuss about your lack of love interests lately?
because i am

[Fuckitbucket]

I would, but nobody wants to hear my problems.

[a-cookie]

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;38857223]hi
are you here to discuss about your lack of love interests lately?
because i am[/QUOTE]

i wasn't but you just reminded me

:(

[spaceghost]

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;38857223]hi
are you here to discuss about your lack of love interests lately?
because i am[/QUOTE]

Thanks for reminding me, I needed that.

Not really :l