The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition

[JDB]

Why are a bunch of people I know suddenly getting horse dongs?

[nummy]

[QUOTE=Seiteki;39568053]6'3" or so.[/QUOTE]

So less than 4 inches than me BUT 30% larger fingers!?

I will never please a woman...

[Seiteki]

My friend has a medium Bruiser.
He said we should have a 'toy party' sometime.

There are no boundaries in our conversations, I suppose.

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=teslacoil;39567837]I kinda want to try a large Chance. I doubt I could handle it all currently.[/QUOTE]

I think I'd have an easier time knocking my self out with one of those than fitting it up my ass.

[Seiteki]

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;39568083]So less than 3.93700787 inches than me, still 30% larger fingers?

I will never please a woman...[/QUOTE]

Hey.

I don't like being with women, so it's okay.

[moesislack]

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;39568083]So less than 3.93700787 inches than me, still 30% larger fingers?

I will never please a woman...[/QUOTE]

Why would you want to anyway?

[teslacoil]

I'd rather get something that is modeled to look human. But seeing someone take all of a Chance is pretty fuckin hot imo.

[Seiteki]

My friend got me a present.
He was sad that it wasn't getting here before the 14th.

He keeps mentioning it without saying what it is, so now I'm dying from curiosity.

[JDB]

[QUOTE=Seiteki;39568086]My friend has a medium Bruiser.
He said we should have a 'toy party' sometime.

There are no boundaries in our conversations, I suppose.[/QUOTE]

It'll just be like being kids again.

going over to your friends house to play with toys and have fun.

[Gravity Ponds]

From the tip of my middle finger to the base of my palm is 8 inches

[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]

nearly 4 wide

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39558887]
Fuck my plate just broke from what i was eating food on

-removed image in case he removes it-[/QUOTE]

Someone good with photoshop might be able to get your name and address from that envelope there

just saying

[Gravity Ponds]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;39568181]Someone good with photoshop might be able to get your name and address from that envelope there

just saying[/QUOTE]
I'm almost willing to take a stab at the first and last name just zooming in on it lol

[Animosus]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;39568181]Someone good with photoshop might be able to get your name and address from that envelope there

just saying[/QUOTE]

Shit

[moesislack]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;39568181]Someone good with photoshop might be able to get your name and address from that envelope there

just saying[/QUOTE]

He lives in Australia unless someone wants to dish out lots of money to fuck with him I don't think it matters much.

[nummy]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;39568181]Someone good with photoshop might be able to get your name and address from that envelope there

just saying[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/57nZRjT.jpg[/img]

im not good with comtuper

[img]http://i.imgur.com/bPeHbfW.jpg[/img]

edit: 'smart' deblur, smart my ass.

[Sparktimus]

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;39568416][img]http://i.imgur.com/57nZRjT.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Thanks

[ROFLBURGER]

Sending a pizza over now

[Animosus]

so now i have an entire thread...looking for my address. Brilliant.

[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39568459]Sending a pizza over now[/QUOTE]

FUCK YES PIZZA

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;39568416][img]http://i.imgur.com/57nZRjT.jpg[/img]

im not good with comtuper

[img]http://i.imgur.com/bPeHbfW.jpg[/img]

edit: 'smart' deblur, smart my ass.[/QUOTE]
it's not going to fix that noise. It's designed for [I]blur.[/I]

[Sparktimus]

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39568464]so now i have an entire thread...looking for my address. Brilliant.
[/QUOTE]

I'm coming to live with you.

[nummy]

Now seriously:

Lets make a bet, I'd go for:

MR. CAMERON RENFREY

maybe?

i read the first letter of the third word as an H, but an R makes much more sense.

[Chickens!]

I'm coming to eat your toes when your feet stick out of the bed at night.

[Gravity Ponds]

Cameron Ramsay or something? lol

My mums family name is Renfrey :v

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39568464]so now i have an entire thread...looking for my address. Brilliant.
[/QUOTE]

I unquoted it for what tiny bit of good that'll do

[nummy]

Why does everyone have 10+ pages of profile comments? I get all excited when I get one, and last ones are just furry drama.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39568208]I'm almost willing to take a stab at the first and last name just zooming in on it lol[/QUOTE]

Zoomed in you probably have enough information to just guess until you get a few things that seem reasonable, google can fix any errors with address and whatnot, still won't be able to be sure of it though

[Shotacon]

I got an interview with Staples this friday. [IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/kalamari13/slick.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lwMCB1t.gif[/IMG]

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;39568685]Why does everyone have 10+ pages of profile comments? I get all excited when I get one, and last ones are just furry drama.[/QUOTE]
Because we post a lot more than you do?

[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]

No offense meant :v:

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;39568685]Why does everyone have 10+ pages of profile comments? I get all excited when I get one, and last ones are just furry drama.[/QUOTE]

Because I was a horrible poster and it was basically criticism or messages from other people.

[nummy]

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;39568750]Because we post a lot more than you do?

[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]

No offense meant :v:[/QUOTE]

The WhiteHusky guy didn't post more than me but yet has 6 pages :<