[QUOTE=KorJax;39575759]Yeah my BF is totally different
He is never dirty/messy in the backend, never ever passes gas or anything and rarely takes a shit more than 2-3 times a week. I'm kind of envious because I'm the exact opposite lol and its not like we eat totally differnet diets or anything (I probably have more fiber than he does tho)
He just has a really slow digestive tract I think, mixed with the fact that he simply doesn't eat a ton of food when he eats (gets full easily). Not that I eat a ton of food or antyhing, but he definately eats less.[/QUOTE]
Eat fibre, drink alot of water, milk and fruit juice. At least if you go to the bathroom it wont be that messy inside :v:
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;39575089]Fuck, I spilled a glass of water on my G110 as I was reading your discussions about keyboards
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
Of course it survived without any damage because of Logitech™® Build quality[/QUOTE]
Late reply but I spilled a full can of soda over my g110 last week D:
Spraying some water on it didn't destroy it thankfully and only a couple of the keys on the top row that I never use are a bit hard to push down :v:
I also have no plans for Valentines Day.
[video=youtube;6EEW-9NDM5k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k[/video]
If you are really hurting for a job, then ask restaurants if they need a dishwasher. They almost always do.
Plus, you eat for free/with a huge discount.
[QUOTE=bisousbisous;39576395]If you are really hurting for a job, then ask restaurants if they need a dishwasher. They almost always do.
Plus, you eat for free/with a huge discount.[/QUOTE]
My brother's a chef and all three places he worked in made him pay full price for things.
Well, he works at a shitty place then.
[QUOTE=bisousbisous;39576395]If you are really hurting for a job, then ask restaurants if they need a dishwasher. They almost always do.
Plus, you eat for free/with a huge discount.[/QUOTE]
I did once and I gave the manager my resume. I think I'm going to go back there today and try again, I know they have a few dish washing positions available.
[QUOTE=bisousbisous;39576514]Well, he works at a shitty place then.[/QUOTE]
He's worked in a chipshop, a family restaurant and currently the fanciest place in the town. Although my entire town being shitty is certainly a possibility.
I finally got around to getting my haircut today. Woah, it feels so much better to have more maintainable short hair than the messy 'afro' I had before. I've also had a few people say I look more handsome, so that's a big confidence booster.
Oh, and earlier today, here's a picture of one of our cats getting comfy on me because [i]why not?[/i]
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/X5ZAsIc.jpg[/thumb]
[QUOTE=Rents;39576461]My brother's a chef and all three places he worked in made him pay full price for things.[/QUOTE]
That's just the place. I've been getting free meals since before I even knew how to dice a tomato.
[QUOTE=Contron;39576563]I finally got around to getting my haircut today. Woah, it feels so much better to have more maintainable short hair than the messy 'afro' I had before. I've also had a few people say I look more handsome, so that's a big confidence booster.
Oh, and earlier today, here's a picture of one of our cats getting comfy on me because [i]why not?[/i]
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/X5ZAsIc.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE]
I need to get a haircut soon. Hopefully today. This hair sucks and the only pictures of me that I have are with it. :<
I might get a haircut when the weather starts to warm up. Having short hair in the winter makes your head feel like a ice cube.
better than long hair in the summer, it gets messy an unfixable so easily
On a gay confession thread somewhere and came across the single most personally identifiable snippet of text I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with you wonderful people.
[quote="anon"]
I feel deep, irrational resentment for promiscuous gay men, which is pretty much 80% of the gay population. On a rational level, I am aware that there is nothing inherently wrong with having lots of sex, as long as you're honest and take good care of your health and thus, the health of your partners. However, on an emotional level, I feel personally hurt, sick and angry just thinking about it. On a few occasions, I even caught myself fantasizing about disfiguring faces of oversexed men.
It's completely irrational, I know, sex has nothing to do with a person's worth. Actually I think that every human being is valuable, but I can't love someone who has had a new partner every week, or who has had sex with someone they didn't know. And it baffles, no, angers me to see that someone else does, even though I know that it's none of my business. Hell, I can hardly even feel empathy for them, let alone love.
I wouldn't ever hurt someone over something so irrational, despite of my sadistic fantasies. These feelings are fueled by envy, though it's hard to admit. I don't think I'd ever really be slutty, even if I had an opportunity to be, but it hurts me to know that someone can sleep with hundreds or thousands of men and then just find a partner to settle down with, and I can't. They seem greedy to me, and in their greed they contribute to... something. Perhaps my loneliness, a feeling of isolation. It is as if they taint anyone they sleep with. Making them all unlovable in my eyes.
Again, I am perfectly aware that it's just me, that they are not malicious, that no one is to blame for my warped views or feelings but myself. But that feeling isn't something I can easily turn off or repress. I know that they are objectively better than me, more desirable, easier to deal with than I am, and yet offer more than ever I could at the same time. Frankly, I don't know which makes me hate them more. My subjective feelings, or the objective truth.
[/quote]
I've never been able to put into words my feelings about this, and now I don't have to. This is exactly how I feel.
Anyone else out there like this?
Having sex with a couple of guy's a year isn't slutty.
But a couple hundred? Hows that possible...
Hook me up with couple of hundred guys I will kindly offer myself for science.
[QUOTE=MrWhite;39576836]On a gay confession thread somewhere and came across the single most personally identifiable snippet of text I've ever read. Thought I'd share it with you wonderful people.
I've never been able to put into words my feelings about this, and now I don't have to. This is exactly how I feel.
Anyone else out there like this?[/QUOTE]
I would be insulted instead of flattered if a slutty guy asks me out, unless he's changed his ways.
Def Leppard on surround sound is fucking amazing.
[QUOTE=bisousbisous;39577217]Def Leppard on surround sound is fucking amazing.[/QUOTE]
It's a shame the drums can't be surround
Oh God I'm an awful person
Strange, I can't find this thread when browsing for it on Facepunch. Anyone else having this issue?
Wait, did the default thread order change or something? I had to manually select [I]descending, latest post[/I] to filter them. Has it always been like this and I ahven't noticed?
[QUOTE=MrWhite;39578048]Strange, I can't find this thread when browsing for it on Facepunch. Anyone else having this issue?
Oh, nevermind. For some reason the threads were being arranged by views instead of last post. I don't remember doing that, though. Odd.[/QUOTE]
Ill tell you the solution if you'll be my valentine.
[sp]Sort by date twice[/sp]
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
This happens to everyone
I don't remember it being that way but [I]whatever[/I].
Garry fucked it up.
[sp]again[/sp]
[QUOTE=bisousbisous;39577217]Def Leppard on surround sound is fucking amazing.[/QUOTE]
Love is like a bomb baby come and get it on, living like a lover in a red hot thong!
[QUOTE=MrWhite;39578048]Strange, I can't find this thread when browsing for it on Facepunch. Anyone else having this issue?
Wait, did the default thread order change or something? I had to manually select [I]descending, latest post[/I] to filter them. Has it always been like this and I ahven't noticed?[/QUOTE]
Nah, Garry broke something
new page, time for cute gay ninja turtle sex gifs
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I just realized tomorrow's valentines day and I'm going to be all alone again.
[QUOTE=elevate;39574134]You remind me that I gotta teach myself how to play D&D sometime. It looks really fun.[/QUOTE]
We should all play online DnD sometime or something, I've played literally once and it was probably the most fun I've had with other people
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;39578810]I just realized tomorrow's valentines day and I'm going to be all alone again.[/QUOTE]
Don't feel bad, you're also alone all of the other days that aren't valentine's day
why does everyone give a shit about it anyway
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;39578810]I just realized tomorrow's valentines day and I'm going to be all alone again.[/QUOTE]
Funny you should say that, I was just going to post that I just realised that this thread was going to be full of people being sad about having a lonely valentines day.
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=latin_geek;39578968]why does everyone give a shit about it anyway[/QUOTE]
cause we don't have antisocial personality disorder
Back to the main topic of this thread:
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:wtc:
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