[QUOTE=Chickens!;39581733]An exact replica of his penis.[/QUOTE]
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I knew a guy whose last name was Glasscock.
I'm just so fucking sad right now, the relationship between me and my bf just became a distance-related one and I just... Even though I partied hard the last few days considering it was carnival down here in Brazil, I ended up even sadder than before. This coupled with my low self-esteem and me liking a girl a fucking lot on the beach is really making me confused. The girl is way out of my league though, but I can't stop thinking about her.
The icing on the cake? I told her about my ex-bf from a year ago, she got interested and guess what, she knew him, and asked me if I'd ever go back to him. I hesitated, to which she replied with a "yes, you would". And oh boy I wouuuld what the fuck is happeningg
Have you guys ever tried autofellatio? if so any succes?
way to start a page
[QUOTE=Mr._N;39581812]I knew a guy whose last name was Glasscock.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that seiteki's renaissance fair buddy
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39581891]Have you guys ever tried autofellatio? if so any succes?
way to start a page[/QUOTE]
Im not flexible enough :'(
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;39581869]
This coupled with my low self-esteem and me liking a girl a fucking lot on the beach is really making me confused. The girl is way out of my league though, but I can't stop thinking about her.
[/QUOTE]
I know how you feel. I'm mostly gay and I don't really have this kind of interest in chicks (especially when I'm already not single, but I've had this feeling for a really long time) but there's this one girl that I honestly have a crush on. I could never really do anything with her though. But I want to, and it's really odd and I don't know how to feel about this really.
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39581891]Have you guys ever tried autofellatio? if so any succes?
way to start a page[/QUOTE]
yes to both
totally worth the effort
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39581891]Have you guys ever tried autofellatio? if so any succes?
way to start a page[/QUOTE]
It's the best stuff if you're flexible enough
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39581891]Have you guys ever tried autofellatio? if so any succes?
way to start a page[/QUOTE]
I can, but I don't. Simply because of the stretching involved and it kinda fucks up your spine. Like it will ache and hurt for a while. I'd rather have a good posture.
I cant do it but my bf with scoliosis can
[sp]and his dong is shorter than mine[/sp]
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39581891]Have you guys ever tried autofellatio? if so any succes?
way to start a page[/QUOTE]
i am in no way flexible enough to do it. I can't even touch my own knees with my hands.
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39581994]i am in no way flexible enough to do it. I can't even touch my own knees with my hands.[/QUOTE]
Are you fyat?
With past experience I can honestly say there's few people who honestly couldn't with practice.
If you stretch daily, which I do anyway, and take a hot shower before you can do it. Also, work up to it, you won't get it right as you start trying (I can go pretty far down but it takes me a bit)
[QUOTE=Saza;39582005]With past experience I can honestly say there's few people who honestly couldn't with practice.
If you stretch daily, which I do anyway, and take a hot shower before you can do it. Also, work up to it, you won't get it right as you start trying (I can go pretty far down but it takes me a bit)[/QUOTE]
What kind of stretches?
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39582024]What kind of stretches?[/QUOTE]
look some up; I try touching my toes, the floor after I get to that point, as well as doing leg stretches, arms, but I don't know if those help or not. Google some.
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39582004]Are you fyat?[/QUOTE]
nope, just had next to no flexibility. As well as a bad back due to water ski stacks too many times.
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;39581869]I'm just so fucking sad right now, the relationship between me and my bf just became a distance-related one and I just... Even though I partied hard the last few days considering it was carnival down here in Brazil, I ended up even sadder than before. This coupled with my low self-esteem and me liking a girl a fucking lot on the beach is really making me confused. The girl is way out of my league though, but I can't stop thinking about her.
The icing on the cake? I told her about my ex-bf from a year ago, she got interested and guess what, she knew him, and asked me if I'd ever go back to him. I hesitated, to which she replied with a "yes, you would". And oh boy I wouuuld what the fuck is happeningg[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry to disrupt the auto-fellatio conversation but I really need some advice, I'm literally crying right now, my bf keeps sending me messages on facebook but I'm just ignoring him
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;39581891]Have you guys ever tried autofellatio? if so any succes?
way to start a page[/QUOTE]
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Also yes and yes.
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;39582062]I'm sorry to disrupt the auto-fellatio conversation but I really need some advice, I'm literally crying right now, my bf keeps sending me messages on facebook but I'm just ignoring him[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is happening is that you're in the middle of being mentally distracted from your boyfriend and are vulnerable. Thoughts will attack you and every choice you make will haunt you in your current state of mind.
OK yeah, Gay Thread. Time to exercise your advice muscles. I need some too.
My friend is clearly depressed, and has been for the past few months. A while ago he kept talking to me about how he wanted to kill himself out of total apathy, and I did my best to talk him down (which was not much because I'm not a professional and have no person experience with depression), but I think that phase passed, or at least he hasn't mentioned it to me or to any of our other friends in months. In the mean time, though, he's basically stopped coming to school entirely. I've seen him maybe twice in the past month. And he never does any school work when he does show up, or spends hours texting/messaging me about how much he doesn't want to do any work.
He went to see a therapist, but only went once and decided it wasn't going to help, I guess. He refuses to take antidepressants or any sort of medication. He never wants to hang out with us unless it's with one person (he "can't do groups") and we're sitting in his room, in the dark, doing absolutely fucking nothing. And he continually messages me and my other friends with all his problems, and then accuses us of being terrible friends when we can't magically fix them for him. So I recognize he's clearly clinically depressed and he needs help, but I'm also getting really fucking frustrated.
At this point I figure, if he wants me to do something, I'll fucking do something. My current plan is to go to our school's "Guidance" department (counseling, etc) and just be like "do something about this kid and make him not my responsibility please", but I don't know if he's going to be receptive to whatever help they can offer. Ultimately I think it's only something he himself can deal with, but he refuses to do anything.
The answer is simple: He's an attention whore.
Lemme guess, 16-17? if yes, he's just being an attention whore.
Even if he can't do groups, all he does is whine to you guys, make no effort for actual help, and it seems like he actively bothers you with his problems. I bet you talk about nothing other then that.
He's being angsty about it all. If he were truely clinically depressed i doubt he'd be talking to a bunch of people about how he's so sad and feels horrible and refuse to do anything at all about it. For that matter i doubt he would tell a whole bunch of people early on in his depression that he wants to kill himself.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;39582397]The answer is simple: He's an attention whore.
Lemme guess, 16-17? if yes, he's just being an attention whore.
Even if he can't do groups, all he does is whine to you guys, make no effort for actual help, and it seems like he actively bothers you with his problems. I bet you talk about nothing other then that.[/QUOTE]
I thought you were better than that.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;39582397]The answer is simple: He's an attention whore.
Lemme guess, 16-17? if yes, he's just being an attention whore.
Even if he can't do groups, all he does is whine to you guys, make no effort for actual help, and it seems like he actively bothers you with his problems. I bet you talk about nothing other then that.[/QUOTE]
Wow, did you ever hit that nail on the head. He's 18, 19 in a few months, actually, but yes. That's all he talks about. I dismissed it as attention-whoring at first but I dunno. I feel like it's been so chronic that it would be supremely neglectful to ignore it, and, well, I'd never forgive myself if he actually did kill himself or something.
I really fucking hate how he's kind of dragging us all into this, though. I guess part of friendship is caring for your friends, but at this point I feel fucking responsible for him, which is just ridiculous. I'm not a therapist, and I'm not his mother.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39582410]I thought you were better than that.[/QUOTE]
I'm just not getting a legitimate depressed vibe from what he's telling me.
Yes depression is all subjective and everyone handles it differently but this kid just seems off to me.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;39582427]I'm just not getting a legitimate depressed vibe from what he's telling me.
Yes depression is all subjective and every handles it differently but this kid just seems off to me.[/QUOTE]
Being a massive attention whore, whether or not that's right, is a common thing for people dealing with actual legitimate depression. Though I have to agree, that does sound iffy; it shouldn't be taken as a complete joke however.
A lot of times when people are actually significantly depressed, they usually don't be incredibly verbal about it are if they are verbal, only to a very select few. They try to not look depressed at all. They think they're not worth anyone's time often and they don't seek help from friends that actively because they don't want to burden them.
He may be legitimately depressed because like i said, it's all subjective, but i'm not buying into it for him.
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
Postman, tell me, has he ever told you why he is depressed or what started it all? What happened in the last months that caused his current distress?
Being alone on Valentines day sucks.
Being alone every day of the year sucks.
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[QUOTE=Shotacon;39582784]Being alone on Valentines day sucks.
Being alone every day of the year sucks.
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welcome to my world. i've come to accept that i'll probably be alone forever, because I can't even talk to people and make friends, let alone a boyfriend.
[QUOTE=Shotacon;39582784]Being alone on Valentines day sucks.
Being alone every day of the year sucks.
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Don't think so hard about it mate. It's just another day don't let it drag you down. If you really want it and try to find it, you'll find someone.
What's up with caring about valentine day, you don't need a day to tell your loved one you love them anyway.
Single and not a single fuck is given. :dance:
[QUOTE=Shotacon;39582784]Being alone on Valentines day sucks.
Being alone every day of the year sucks.
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As strange as it sounds, i quite like being single at the moment. I've had enough drama with a previous relationship that I just want to be single for now.
Although I guess I wouldn't be this way if there was someone i liked.
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