• The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition
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So the date is set, saturday :D We're gonna see Argo at this awesome movie theatre, and then probably go to the record store and then maybe get some food!
That feeling when someone texts you at half past one in the morning to wish you a happy valentines day. Actually, I don't know that feeling. How should I feel?
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;39584343]That feeling when someone texts you at half past one in the morning to wish you a happy valentines day. Actually, I don't know that feeling. How should I feel?[/QUOTE] feel aroused
Spent a load of money.. went skating.. decided it was too hot (38c 100 f).. went to maccas, bought a softserve and a coke.. went back to get a meal... declined.. confused I just went home.. get home and I've still got 800 in the bank fuck why didnt I just try to buy it again [editline]14th February 2013[/editline] Oh and I jumped out of a quarterpipe.. got about... 2 meters in the air? fell down landed on my feet then fell on to my back with a flop dat hurt
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;39584120]Happy Valentine's Day to everyone! [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/40378683/facepunch/WHY.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] what is that
[QUOTE=l l;39584570]what is that[/QUOTE] A cheap gay blowjob toy. Found that image via LMAO threads.
Driving test in 15 minutes I'm praying to Evel Knievel
[QUOTE=Rents;39584898]Driving test in 15 minutes I'm praying to Evel Knievel[/QUOTE] What's that SCP that blows stuff up whenever he's on any mode of transportation?
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;39584910]What's that SCP that blows stuff up whenever he's on any mode of transportation?[/QUOTE] That's actually one of the SCP researchers, isn't it [IMG]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-666-j/2mwscir.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://daps.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/shark-driving-smart-car.jpg[/img] Drive Safe!
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;39584910]What's that SCP that blows stuff up whenever he's on any mode of transportation?[/QUOTE] That would be Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills.
Happy valentines you fagets~ ♥
Happy florist appreciation day
The worst part of valentines day is people who complain about valentines day. This isn't directed at any of you. Oh also the stupidly sappy commercials are terrible as well.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39585334]The worst part of valentines day is people who complain about valentines day. This isn't directed at any of you. Oh also the stupidly sappy commercials are terrible as well.[/QUOTE] I agree on this completely.
The worst part of valentines day is that there's people who are spending the day with their loved ones, and people who aren't and are either bitching about it or being totally fine about it because they're single and it's alright to be single And then there's me, who can't spend the day with his bf because he's literally five thousand miles away. eh maybe we'll play videogames together later? watch a movie or something? ;n;
Happy chocolate consumption day!
I was riding my bike to and from my friends house, which is not something I normally do So now my bum hurts :c
And what did you do at your friends house to cause that?
[QUOTE=JDB;39585602]And what did you do at your friends house to cause that?[/QUOTE] bike seat.
[QUOTE=Rents;39584898]Driving test in 15 minutes I'm praying to Evel Knievel[/QUOTE] Failed it because some fuckwit stopped in the middle of the road, then started off again and floored it as I was trying to drive around him. Oh well.
[QUOTE=l l;39585629]bike seat.[/QUOTE] Of course,it was the seat.
Does anybody else have to piss around with the main General Discussion board before everything's in the right order? Like clicking the "Last post by" thing twice to put it in the right order, otherwise it's just a bunch of active/dead/locked/deleted threads in seemingly no order at all?
It's been like that for about a week, Garry broke it.
[QUOTE=l l;39585629]bike seat.[/QUOTE] Now why would you stick a bikeseat up your bum?
Okay, thought it might have been a proper problem. Nobody ever ever mentioned it while I was here though so it was bugging me not knowing if it was actually something other people were experiencing. [editline]14th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=JDB;39585839]Now why would you stick a bikeseat up your bum?[/QUOTE] So you don't fall off?
Just remove the seat from the bike and put a dildo there instead.
[QUOTE=l l;39585629]bike seat.[/QUOTE] [t]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/SD_w94R_2MI/AAAAAAAACXc/G6EEX5zfGjQ/s1600/dildo%2Bbike.jpg[/t]
The day I run out of my diet food and have to eat carbs and sugars again I begin having a shitty sleep. Agh.
[QUOTE=Rents;39585744]Failed it because some fuckwit stopped in the middle of the road, then started off again and floored it as I was trying to drive around him. Oh well.[/QUOTE] I failed my driving test because the car suddenly stopped two times. Once in the middle of a roundabout. The guy evaluating me said it was my fault but I later found out the car was actually broken :C
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