The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition - General

[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;38874641]Was catching a train early this morning.. just me and some late 40's or so woman.. Sat down for a bit and waited.. we ended up having a decent chat and when we got off in the city shes like "You know I thought you were going to be a horrible druggie at first... but you're alright.. don't judge a book by its cover, hey"[/QUOTE] I don't think that's saying much good about your looks, though. :v:

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;38873770]i dont think thats how it works plus when your dan aykroyd is really cold doesn't it shrink up[/QUOTE] I had a cold bath and it shrunk.

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;38875003]I don't think that's saying much good about your looks, though. :v:[/QUOTE] Noarlungas a rough area and I was wear trackies and a hood, on about 3 hours sleep

Good morning, all! Have a picture of my cat. [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/xQ0oP.jpg[/thumb]

I thought cats and [del]dogs[/del] wolves hates eachother

Not this one, it would seem. She is quite sociable! She will happily prowl up the bed in order to sleep next to me (this isn't the cat that brings in all the dead mice, though).

the two cats that live here hate each other let alone dogs

[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;38874641]Was catching a train early this morning.. just me and some late 40's or so woman.. Sat down for a bit and waited.. we ended up having a decent chat and when we got off in the city shes like "You know I thought you were going to be a horrible druggie at first... but you're alright.. don't judge a book by its cover, hey"[/QUOTE] on the way back from sobotnik's I ended up having a conversation with a guy about the differences between german and dutch grammar

[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;38873061]epilator wax nair cream or be super manly and burn it off[/QUOTE] Woah man, i mean thats a bit of overkill. Epilations, waxing and then using nair.

laser hair removal diode epilation intense pulsed light

[QUOTE=Sparkwire;38876508]laser hair removal diode epilation intense pulsed light[/QUOTE] gigawatt modulator memory card rubber dogs

[QUOTE=Chickens!;38864724]But I love you jenny! Ur going down[/QUOTE] he's mine

So I was on my way to this stupid retarded forced work program shit I'm on due to hurrdurr dole and I was going down the path when all of a sudden this fucking [B]massive fat[/B] squirrel jumped down onto a branch about 7-9cm from my head, branch was bending so much it looked like as if it was gonna break. This fat grey fuck just sat there, with this :3 face on staring at me. All that went through my head at first was "fucking fat american rat" quickly followed by "d'aww".

[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;38876983]This fat grey fuck just sat there, with this :3 face on staring at me.[/QUOTE] I wish there had been a photo of this lol

[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;38877053]I wish there had been a photo of this lol[/QUOTE] Wish I'd got my phone out and took a shot but I was on my bike and running late.

I wish Australia had squirrels lol All I've got in my backyard is snakes, possums and foxes.. [editline]19th December 2012[/editline] Koala's too They used to come eat my dog food if I left the shed open lol They're sorta cute I suppose [img]http://puu.sh/1Cl9c[/img]

Didn't have access to the internet for 4 days. What did I miss?

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;38877253]What did I miss?[/QUOTE] gay faggot shit

homosexual poofter feces

Gotye is pretty cool, I like him [img]http://www.at40.com/cimages/var/plain_site/storage/images/repository/news/music-news/gotye-explores-his-artistic-side-in-giving-me-a-chance/217390-1-eng-US/Gotye-Explores-His-Artistic-Side-in-Giving-Me-A-Chance.jpg[/img]

Cat's dead, fuck. Mum put it to sleep the first day I was gone, called me afterwards. I'm too worn-out to be angry or sad or anything, it's just... I dunno

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;38877253]Didn't have access to the internet for 4 days. What did I miss?[/QUOTE] people think that me and sobotnik are cute

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;38878809]people think that me and sobotnik are cute[/QUOTE] oooooo can you post a pic if it's not going to get me jealous?

dainbramage is literally Anne Frank

Hello, im new, i guess Contron brought me here :v:

You're welcome be wary of surprise dildos

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;38879344]You're welcome be wary of surprise dildos[/QUOTE] ...and the local rapist.

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;38879344]You're welcome be wary of surprise dildos[/QUOTE] they wont be a surpise anymore though Oh yeah, im bi, am i still welcome? Or is this for fag...Gay people

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;38879321]Hello, im new, i guess Contron brought me here :v:[/QUOTE] Welcome to the gay chat thread, dild- I mean "cookies" are on the table over there.

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;38879381]they wont be a surpise anymore though Oh yeah, im bi, am i still welcome? Or is this for fag...Gay people[/QUOTE] no youre not get out youre impure