I didn't question spongebob squarepants when I was young. I just listened and believed everything I saw.
Imagine what happened if I was exposed to Fox News or The Onion at an early age.
actually the onion wouldn't be too bad.
If I was a teacher, I'd totally make students write an essay, and the only source they can use is the onion
The results would be hilarious
Still being in high school (Hah thanks god it's been over since two years already) that'd be the kind of essay I wouldn't mind doing.
I've got Our Dumb Century as prime toilet-reading material, it's gold. Every page. Gold.
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Why the FUCK do gay porn sites have a "Like this picture" button, and why the fuck is it right next to the "Next page" button
Fuck
[QUOTE=ep9832;39616881]god damnit i cant find any of my sharpies all i wanted to do was draw shark faces on my dick ugghh[/QUOTE]
Drawing, Exactly the purpose that comes to mind when a gay person hears sharpie pen
[QUOTE=mysteryman;39613577]Actually it is a choice. You're consciously choosing not to eat them.
There is only one thing i absolutely refuse to eat: raw tomato. I would always say like i would never eat them and they'd make me gag eating them. If i did eat one straight up i would gag, but only if i knew it. Turns out i've been eating theses sandwiches for years from this local place and they always had tomato in them. I just never knew it.
Also i never got people who had this vendetta against onions because you don't realize it but almost everything fried WILL have onions in it. They use the onions as a base for essentially everything sauce imaginable. Any kind of soup even cream soups will use onions as a base. If you ever eat a steak there is an incredibly good chance that they use an onion rub to season it.
No matter what you are CONSTANTLY eating onions due to their culinary usefulness.
So fuck you it's totally a choice, shut up and eat food. It's okay to not like something but to call those things inedible and outright refuse to eat a meal your mother made for you because you don't really like a single ingredient in it? That's just fucking rude.[/QUOTE]
Oh no you're totally right I just [i]choose[/i] to not eat those foods and make my eating life [i]utter shit[/i].
I didn't choose not to like it, no shit sherlock it's a psychological thing but it's not [I]CONSCIOUS[/I], I don't decide to start retching when I eat something, it's automatic. Nice one calling me rude by the way, I used to be left for hours to eat it as a kid, and kept trying, it's impossible. When it's virtually impossible for me to eat it because I'm going to [i]vomit[/i] if I do, I don't much have a choice. It's not like simply 'not liking' something either, I don't like tea, coffee or alcohol at all, if I'm given it suddenly I'll go through it and ignore the fact my mouth is rebelling against me, but I don't throw up. I don't particularly like brown sauce but I'll not be rude and deny something because it has it on it.
But yeah, be my guest, eat something that has something you don't like in very obvious chunks you're biting into with the psychological effect of you throwing up. I'm sure my mom would love having the room smell of vomit instead of me throwing it away when she's not looking, I don't just outright deny it to her face, I'm not some assholish twat.
Nice one saying "fuck you", like I have [B]any fucking control over it and am just doing it be be a dickhead.[/B]
/rant, that post was so dumb.
Makes me appreciate how I can eat almost anything without even having to factor in weight gain.
The upside of being raised by ethnic Russians is that i can tolerate and eat pretty much anything that doesn't kill me.
jellied pigskin? dads "whole lemons and garlic passed through a meat-grinder" remedy? picked fish?
go ahead and shoot me, but when grown people chuck a fit because they didn't get over their childhood hatred for the taste of mushrooms it seems a bit juvenile.
i've found that no matter how bad something is, if you eat it you'll learn to at least tolerate (in my case, undoing my hatred anchovies and celery)
[QUOTE=eurocracy;39619365]Oh no you're totally right I just [i]choose[/i] to not eat those foods and make my eating life [i]utter shit[/i].
I didn't choose not to like it, no shit sherlock it's a psychological thing but it's not [I]CONSCIOUS[/I], I don't decide to start retching when I eat something, it's automatic. Nice one calling me rude by the way, I used to be left for hours to eat it as a kid, and kept trying, it's impossible. When it's virtually impossible for me to eat it because I'm going to [i]vomit[/i] if I do, I don't much have a choice. It's not like simply 'not liking' something either, I don't like tea, coffee or alcohol at all, if I'm given it suddenly I'll go through it and ignore the fact my mouth is rebelling against me, but I don't throw up. I don't particularly like brown sauce but I'll not be rude and deny something because it has it on it.
But yeah, be my guest, eat something that has something you don't like in very obvious chunks you're biting into with the psychological effect of you throwing up. I'm sure my mom would love having the room smell of vomit instead of me throwing it away when she's not looking, I don't just outright deny it to her face, I'm not some assholish twat.
Nice one saying "fuck you", like I have [B]any fucking control over it and am just doing it be be a dickhead.[/B]
/rant, that post was so dumb.[/QUOTE]
Sorry buddy, but from seeing people like you, i know it's a choice and that "IM GOING TO VOMIT IF I EAT IT" is total bullshit and self imposed. You don't like the taste of it, i understand that, if i eat a slice of tomato straight up i gag myself. I absolutely refuse to believe that it is a purely automatic response to vomit if you eat onions at all because that's simply not true. I'm not kidding when i say that onions are used in A LOT of things, it's literally amazing how useful onions are in culinary. You are eating onions. It's literally the sole fact that you consciously know you are eating onions that causes your body to vomit. It is not instinct, it is not hardwired into you, it LITERALLY IS NOT.
As for saying you're rude. You are rude. Your mother will make you food and you refuse to eat it. Even if you politely decline it and tell her you do not like the ingredient, it's still rude.
And if you literally did vomit everywhere after having a tiny piece of chopped onion, i doubt your mother would continue to make food with it in it if you told her about it.
Too long, didn't read? You are over reacting using an "automatic" response you obtained when you were a child.
You're preferences have turned you against things like onions and you genuinely don't like them but your body has obtained a conscious response of gagging up food that is of that flavor most likely from when you were a child and would childishly over react to most things.
[editline]17th February 2013[/editline]
To clarify here, what i'm saying is that you do not have a choice now, but it was a choice. You don't have control over it now. Your body made the choice of not liking onions and now when it tastes and sees onion it says "Get that out of me".
But what i'm also saying is that you are FOR A FACT eating onions yet aren't vomiting so there is still an element of mind over matter here.
[editline]17th February 2013[/editline]
Also wow it's 8 am. I need to go to bed. I just got done watching pulp fiction for like the 7th time.
[QUOTE=l l;39615167]doctors aren't free[/QUOTE]
They are where I live, and should be everywhere.
I remember some kid from the 1950s said that one of the wonders of the world was the NHS in class because his mother said so.
Americas health care is a bad joke
I tried to sing Snake Eater
[url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OEUmFwHpu4[/url]
I failed, I guess :v:
[QUOTE=mysteryman;39619799]Sorry buddy, but from seeing people like you, i know it's a choice and that "IM GOING TO VOMIT IF I EAT IT" is total bullshit and self imposed. You don't like the taste of it, i understand that, if i eat a slice of tomato straight up i gag myself. I absolutely refuse to believe that it is a purely automatic response to vomit if you eat onions at all because that's simply not true. I'm not kidding when i say that onions are used in A LOT of things, it's literally amazing how useful onions are in culinary. You are eating onions. It's literally the sole fact that you consciously know you are eating onions that causes your body to vomit. It is not instinct, it is not hardwired into you, it LITERALLY IS NOT.
As for saying you're rude. You are rude. Your mother will make you food and you refuse to eat it. Even if you politely decline it and tell her you do not like the ingredient, it's still rude.
And if you literally did vomit everywhere after having a tiny piece of chopped onion, i doubt your mother would continue to make food with it in it if you told her about it.
Too long, didn't read? You are over reacting using an "automatic" response you obtained when you were a child.
You're preferences have turned you against things like onions and you genuinely don't like them but your body has obtained a conscious response of gagging up food that is of that flavor most likely from when you were a child and would childishly over react to most things.
[editline]17th February 2013[/editline]
To clarify here, what i'm saying is that you do not have a choice now, but it was a choice. You don't have control over it now. Your body made the choice of not liking onions and now when it tastes and sees onion it says "Get that out of me".
But what i'm also saying is that you are FOR A FACT eating onions yet aren't vomiting so there is still an element of mind over matter here.
[editline]17th February 2013[/editline]
Also wow it's 8 am. I need to go to bed. I just got done watching pulp fiction for like the 7th time.[/QUOTE]
...So you agree I don't have a choice in it now.
The whole automatic gag thing has been there since I remember and I don't know why.
Also the whole eating onion thing, yeah it's fucking when I realise but it's not sudden conscious, I don't choose to make my brain completely REJECT it, I can eat foods when I don't realise it, but I've listed foods where I know it's there, it's solid and obvious.
Over the years it basically HAS been hardwired in, and it's all well and good calling me out now when there's not a fucking thing I can do about it. What are you trying to prove with this argument?
The last time I did try and get over it through will, I did actually throw up, by the way.
[i]Great job, saying 'fuck you' and talking about how rude someone is for something they can do nothing about.[/i]
I feel sorry for the people who have to make you guys food.
I will eat anything my mom makes me because it means a lot to her. If I went and said "eww no this is gross" when she spent an hour making it im sure she would feel pretty bad or cry when im not around.
[QUOTE=JDB;39620723]I feel sorry for the people who have to make you guys food.
I will eat anything my mom makes me because it means a lot to her. If I went and said "eww no this is gross" when she spent an hour making it im sure she would feel pretty bad or cry when im not around.[/QUOTE]
I don't do this, I actually hide it from her, so when she's gone upstairs I get rid of it#
Yeah I feel really bad but what am I supposed to do, it's not like foods I've mentioned I don't like but can force myself to eat, it is terrible.
Also something really bad just came up in my life now, I can't keep going at this food discussion thing, it's just so silly in comparison.
I saw some show on the TV once where this was this guy who had practically only eaten cookies and candy for his entire life.
He got spoiled as a child and was able to abuse his parents the the fullest.
They never denied him things because apparently, they had another son whom died.
So hearing his disapproval guilt tripped them.
In that present time, he was living together with a girlfriend/wife (don't remember) and was still living on cookies and other junk food.
Through that show, he was forced to learn to like other stuff. Which basically ended up with him crying and puking at the very beginning just to eat the most common and simple food.
Making gag reflexes just by touching a piece of salad with his tongue.
After some time, he did actually learn to eat stuff in the end.
I have a sister who weren't able to eat normal food until the age of 6-7, allergic to so much things.
We weren't even able to have normal bread in the house for quite the time, no nuts, she couldn't consume milk products. I'm not sure about all the things but it gave her a pretty rough time.
When she was able to eat new things, she accepted it with so much joy, even though she laughed at disgust in the beginning, since the tastes was just so different. Drinking normal milk instead of soy stuff made her puke. But loved that she was finally able to eat things that everyone else did, so she kept on trying and learned to like most things.
Still not able to eat peanuts, but at least she doesn't get affected by it just being in the air anymore.
[QUOTE=The very best;39619077]Why the FUCK do gay porn sites have a "Like this picture" button, and why the fuck is it right next to the "Next page" button
Fuck[/QUOTE]
I had really bad YouTube porn in my favorites for the longest time. I don't even remember putting it in my favorites.
Today I'm a birthday boy and I have the day off :3
Merry birthmas
happy birthday c:
[QUOTE=KorJax;39621378]Today I'm a birthday boy and I have the day off :3[/QUOTE]
happy forced out of your mother's vagina day
Ugh dont remind me she even just called me two minutes ago :|
I'm in london and I managed to get my laptop working against all the odds!
and it's my birthday tomorrow I'll be 18 and I can drink and oh god :o
So I'm bored of my weekend, but at the same time I don't want it to finish. Still two more days.
God dammit rest of friends having school or jobs.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;39622388]I'm in london and I managed to get my laptop working against all the odds!
and it's my birthday tomorrow I'll be 18 and I can drink and oh god :o[/QUOTE]
Getting ID'ed for the first time is surprisingly satisfying.
There's a guy who ate an entire plane (obviously he grinded the parts up).
There's also another guy who eats glass as a natural part of his diet.
Also, can't forget the guy who's eaten nothing but big macs for the past 30 years.
[QUOTE=Shotacon;39623315]Also, can't forget the guy who's eaten nothing but big macs for the past 30 years.[/QUOTE]
That's Don Gorske, and he does eat other foods, just eats two big macs a day, which is what, 1500 calories? you could quite easily stay healthy doing that, considering he doesn't touch the fries etc.
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