• The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition
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[QUOTE=Saza;39674155]fuckin kdr means jack shit unless you're one of [i]THOSE[/i] people who plays death match variants exclusively objective gamemodes are the best bb[/QUOTE] In an FPS KDR or w/l mean absolutely everything to people. A bit asinine. but welcome to FPS. Also i prefer deathmatch, it's more player v player. I can deal with rush games in battlfield or ctf, but other than that i think deathmatch is the way to go because it's pure pvp.
Some lady told me that nobody loves me when I was at work today! I don't know why she said it but she did!
[QUOTE=GhostProject;39674485]Some lady told me that nobody loves me when I was at work today! I don't know why she said it but she did![/QUOTE] Does she know you're gay or what's the deal
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39674712]Does she know you're gay or what's the deal[/QUOTE] I dunno lol. I didn't ask her "IS THIS BECAUSE IM GAY" I just continued with my job and told her to have a LOVELY DAY. [editline]sjd[/editline] she might have though, by the way i dress or talk or look, maybe that's why she said that
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39673788]it was on pc i shot people but then i got shot too [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6601025/Pictures/Screenshots/2013-02-21_19-55-25.png[/img] good enough for me[/QUOTE] me too we should play it together
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39674128]WaW was the last of the great CoD games. CoD 4 was a fantastic game which is why MW2 was so soul-crushing. Black Ops is a much much better sub-series than modern warfare.[/QUOTE] I get shit on *by my local gamer friends because I liked Black Ops [sp]the first one[/sp] Feels like they got the vibe of CoD4 back a little bit but improved on it equipment/tech-wise Waaaaay less of a shit show for spawns and broken gameplay than any other CoD (excluding 4 and WaW) [editline]22nd February 2013[/editline] In other news, I still haven't been able to link all these melodies and poem into a song, and I don't have much time left Fack
Thank you for sharing "My Dick" [url]http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/piano-dick[/url] This is so marvelous.
I tried out Black Ops 2 because of the free weekend, really didn't find it as fun as MW2 dedicated servers The maps were too big and a mess, the guns all sound like airsoft guns, and it lacks that badass loud music, distant battle sounds, and some other stuff from MW2.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;39676531] The maps were too big[/QUOTE] [b]get a load of THIS guy[/b]
[QUOTE=Saza;39676886][b]get a load of THIS guy[/b][/QUOTE] I was playing with 12 people and never found eachother, and what seemed to be chokepoints were constantly empty, you had to camp for a while for someone to show up. I guess I link "CoD" to the hectic action in MW2, but even in the larger MW2 maps (the city, circus and rainy industrial complex place, I think) you could both get plenty of action and not get shot three seconds after you respawned.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygmculS6xr8&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/url] Tried a front flip tonight (same park as that film. same bowl, same line)... ended up landing on my feet with the board flying away.. first few shots ended with me eating shit or sliding
I liked MW1's small maps like Killhouse, you know where everyone is and they know where you are Blackops 2's maps are small, but they're an absolute clusterfuck of corridors and corners, which ends up with most kills being "who can panic shoot the fastest"
I only played BO2 for about a week, however long it took to prestoge but yeah.. agreed with kaze on the map desogn.. it was like playing CS:S to do well
I just lost my public transport card i use daily freshly after charging the last $20 i had for the next week or so on it I haven't been this legitimately frustrated in so damn long
[QUOTE=Harpie;39677956]I just lost my public transport card i use daily freshly after charging the last $20 i had for the next week or so on it I haven't been this legitimately frustrated in so damn long[/QUOTE] I'm still working on mine from two schools ago. As I lost both my second high school one, and my college one.
[QUOTE=Shotacon;39672674]Woke up feeling awesome for around 30 minutes. now i'm listening to mozart waiting for a message back or something[/QUOTE] Mozart? [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mir_den_Arsch_fein_recht_sch%C3%B6n_sauber[/url] [i]Lick my ass nicely, lick it nice and clean[/i] Such a cliché
[QUOTE=kaze4159;39677069]Blackops 2's maps are small, but they're an absolute clusterfuck of corridors and corners, which ends up with most kills being "who can panic shoot the fastest"[/QUOTE] still objectively better than MW3's which were both visually uninteresting and had no flow
i dropped MW3 like a bad habit the day after i got it
i played both free weekends for MW3 as soon as i discovered it was bad in nearly every way, i used "the most cheap" loadout possible to get mic reactions and even that didn't turn out great because either A.) everyone else was using the same goddamn loadout or B.) cheaters with gold camo rapid firing bolt actions through every wall the entire match
Bah out of clean underwear for today and its a crime to do anything productive (like laundry) on your first day of spring break Time to wear my new jockstrap all day
Found a picture of my cat I took a year ago, on his throne. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tTvaDg9.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=KorJax;39678207]Bah out of clean underwear for today and its a crime to do anything productive (like laundry) on your first day of spring break Time to wear my new jockstrap all day[/QUOTE] The day this happens to me is the day I'll be found in a thong.
[QUOTE=KorJax;39678207]Bah out of clean underwear for today and its a crime to do anything productive (like laundry) on your first day of spring break Time to wear my new jockstrap all day[/QUOTE] Jockstraps are <3. Good move.
Imo I don't like jockstraps they are kinda bonar kill for me. Panties on the other hand yes please more all of the panties.
[QUOTE=JDB;39679157]Imo I don't like jockstraps they are kinda bonar kill for me. Panties on the other hand yes please more all of the panties.[/QUOTE] Jockstraps just look really...sexually creepy.
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39677077]I only played BO2 for about a week, however long it took to prestoge but yeah.. agreed with kaze on the map desogn.. it was like playing CS:S to do well[/QUOTE] Are you implying counterstrike is nothing but a twitch shooter? Wow are you so wrong.
It's almost the weekend and my dads coming over today with my meds. woo.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;39679448]Are you implying counterstrike is nothing but a twitch shooter? Wow are you so wrong.[/QUOTE] Unreal Tournament is a twitch shooter. Quake is a twitch shooter. Any Valve FPS is anything BUT.
[QUOTE=cheetahben;39679554]Unreal Tournament is a twitch shooter. Quake is a twitch shooter. Any Valve FPS is anything BUT.[/QUOTE] Yeah but what he was implying was that all you do in cs is just run everywhere and panic shoot. I'd say the only cs that was really a twitch shooter was 1.6 but that was also just the way it was made.
I have over 200hours in black ops 2 on pc. It's fun once you stop caring about inbalances and bullshit kills, my bf gets really pissed and I just sort of get confused.
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