The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition - General

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;39682254]Its not like that.. there are also bronies and """"""straight""""" guys looking for """""chicks""""". (ps. if ur a man dont tell me lel just use woman character ok??) Oh and people that try hard as fuck to look sane but at the same time under all his pretty house he hides a fucking basement full of sex toys and bdsm machines. Oh and there are a lot of autistic guys, they say they can """express""" themselves in that world (meaning crappy awkward sexual roleplay with the wierdest and hugest grammar mistakes you've ever seen) [i]I have seen things[/i] Yes, if you go to any furry hangout out of 10 people 3 are autistic, 2 are professional drama queens, 2 are sick bastards asking for yiff like a brazilian herd 'hey kid wanna yiff me submissive bunny come get some handosme <3<3 ;3;3;3;3;3 yiff MEH', another one is a complete nerd writting paragraphs of roleplay of 9 lines every 4 minutes while everyone else ignores him because he is too literate for them, there is another AFK guy that seems nice but he will NEVER EVER be on his fucking keyboard and then there is you, standing there, being molested and wondering why are you wasting your time with those people. Okay, I'm one of the sick bastards[/QUOTE] Fuck you weren't kidding looking at your profile.

[QUOTE=moesislack;39682772]Fuck you weren't kidding looking at your profile.[/QUOTE] It is old and outdatted but I can't deny it btw I thought I disabled myself for being found on the search engine, how did you see it?

[QUOTE=mysteryman;39679448]Are you implying counterstrike is nothing but a twitch shooter?.[/QUOTE] No.

[QUOTE=latin_geek;39682196]Only things I know about SL come from Renard's tumblr posts aka: SL is a perverted place full of 24/7 horny furries and neon colors[/QUOTE] I talked to him once a wile back he's a pretty nice guy from what I remember.

[QUOTE=moesislack;39683003]I talked to him once a wile back he's a pretty nice guy from what I remember.[/QUOTE] he seems nice, I'm just saying because he has all those SL avatars that are (his words) pretty much the embodiment of his fetishes [sp]I'd go gay for the 7 foot prehensile tentacle penis any day[/sp]

[img]http://puu.sh/26Ms5[/img]

good night sweaty prince

[QUOTE=TehWhale;39684595][img]http://puu.sh/26Ms5[/img][/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1249090[/url] wonder if he'll get unbanned

[QUOTE=Dog;39684619][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1249090[/url] wonder if he'll get unbanned[/QUOTE] nope

If im getting the flu again I swear to mein Gotten, ich werden zerstören die Welt. Oh shit its happening.

[QUOTE=Dog;39684619][url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1249090[/url] wonder if he'll get unbanned[/QUOTE]lol most bullshit excuse

i laughed a bit when i saw that not gonna lie

He'll be back, I'm positive of that. :v:

[QUOTE=TehWhale;39685894]lol most bullshit excuse[/QUOTE] As I've said earlier: "A chicken running around with it's head cut off". He can run all he likes but he'll still bleed out

what if i fix it with duct tape?

even gorilla tape couldn't do it FUCKING GORILLA TAPE

Help, come quick! Someone replaced my throat with sandpaper!

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;39686701]Help, come quick! Someone replaced my throat with sandpaper![/QUOTE] Eat some honey

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39686704]Eat some honey[/QUOTE] We have none.

Buy some honey.

Oh wow. So someone added me on Steam a day ago and the first conversation I have with him is this: "Heya" "what do you want" "just wanted to say hi :<" Doesn't say anything after that for 3 hours until: "if all you wanna do is talk to me then why the fuck did i add you" It just baffles me that people do this shit.

I think he wants sex Whenever I get friend requests it's along the lines of: "Hey" "U selling bills?" "No, I don't trade" "c'mon i want the bills" "My profile says I don't trade, why did you add me" "asshole" And then he removes me :v:

[QUOTE=kaze4159;39686902]I think he wants sex Whenever I get friend requests it's along the lines of: "Hey" "U selling bills?" "No, I don't trade" "c'mon i want the bills" "My profile says I don't trade, why did you add me" "asshole" And then he removes me :v:[/QUOTE] I actually had to put the fact that I don't trade in my profile as well, among other things :v:

i get friend requests a lot for trading. So before adding them i just look at their profile for anything like +REP or a high tf2 play count and nothing else. [editline]23rd February 2013[/editline] You guys could just set your backpack to private too.

The thing is that I dunno WHAT the hell that guy wanted. All I said was Hi to him and he acts like I'm not allowed to. Why the fuck DID he add me if he didn't expect me to say something to him?

probably thought you just wanted to rp or something? I don't get that. I mean if you only want to add people to your list to roleplay sex you might as well just go get a hooker.

I had a couple of those before, i just removed them shortly afterwards

[QUOTE=Mysterious;39686935]The thing is that I dunno WHAT the hell that guy wanted. All I said was Hi to him and he acts like I'm not allowed to. Why the fuck DID he add me if he didn't expect me to say something to him?[/QUOTE] Like I said, he's probably just trying to get in your virtual pants Who was it anyway? :v:

All I said was Hi to him, though. It wasn't like I asked him for anything. It was just a simple greeting. I dunno. Maybe he was just in a shitty mood.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;39686940]probably thought you just wanted to rp or something? I don't get that. I mean if you only want to add people to your list to roleplay sex you might as well just go get a hooker.[/QUOTE] Or go to the sites made for that They're hilariously bad sometimes :v: